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Billy Gillispie has filed a complaint in Lafayette County Circuit Court against the University of Mississippi. Reprinted below.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF LAFAYETTE COUNTY
STATE OF MISSISSIPPI


Billy Gillispie
Plaintiff

v.

Andy Kennedy
Defendant

Comes now Billy Gillispie, the plaintiff, in and through counsel and sues Andy Kennedy, defendant, and shows unto the court:

1. On January 27, 2008, defendant did unlawfully, intentionally, and without provocation or justification commit an assault and battery upon the plaintiff in that he, the said Kennedy,
whooped that ass in the Tad Pad like it was his job, lawya!

2. By reason of the foregoing, plainiff sustained certain injuries, among which were being em-effing-barrassed on national television. OOOOHHH JAAAMMMM!!!!!, from which he suffered both in body and mind.

3. As a result of the infliction of injuries upon the plaintiff by the defendant, plaintiff was caused to incur certain medical and hospital expenses, among which were visine for the said Gillispie having to cry his eyes out like a girl! LIKE A GIRL!!!1!!

WHEREFORE, plaintiff demands judgment against the defendant in the sum of one night with Kimber, no questions asked Dollars as compensatory damages.

A. Rupp
Attorney for the Plaintiff