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SEC Power Poll Week 10 Ballot

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I'm fairly certain that the end of the season Power Poll won't look too different than this ballot (or the results which will come your way noon-ish). Georgia/LSU, Ole Miss/South Carolina, and Vandy/Kentucky/Arkansas are all interchangeable within their respective "sections" of the poll but, other than that, we're all pretty certain how well or poorly this season will end up for each squad.

That is, until Bama gets a greasy deuce dropped on their forehead season by either LSU or Florida.


Rank

Team

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Comments

1


Alabama

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Florida is closing in on the Crimson Tide. I'm curious though, why aren't they in the top spot? Hmmm... CHOMP CHOMP MOTHERFUCKERS!

2


Florida

+1

I watched the WLOCP at a bar packed to the hilt with Georgia fans. At halftime, I could have sworn I had stumbled into a suicide cult meeting.

3


LSU

+1

Beating Tulane isn't impressive enough to jump in the polls, alright? You're only here because Georgia shat the bed bigtime on Saturday.

4


Georgia

-2

Georgia will, on occasion, let their opponents score in bunches. This "gameplan" is perhaps the worst possible option against Florida.

5


South Carolina

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Stephen Garcia, when not gettin' his swerve on, seems to be what South Carolina needs.

6


Ole Miss

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The Rebels could very realistically win out, earning a 5-3 SEC record and a New Year's Day bowl berth... What? Seriously... stop laughing. I can only hope we don't look past ULM because, as Nick Saban can tell you, that would be a bad move.

7


Vanderbilt

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If being an Ole Miss fan isn't miserable enough for you, you could always root for Vanderbilt! Who else has two seasons starting 4-0 and 5-0 end up at 5-7 (I'm callin' it) within a period of a few years?

8



Kentucky

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Well, at least they're going bowling.

9


Arkansas

+2

Is a bowl berth possible for Petrino's Porcine Posse? It's certainly likely, but I wouldn't bet the farm on it because that FUCKING PIG DOG HOOTEN DALE DIDN'T RECRUIT WORTH A DAMN! WOOOOOOOO!

10


Auburn

-1

It's sad when your "wins" are a 3-2 "victory" over State and a 14-12 "victory" over Tennessee.

11


Tennessee

-1

The next couple of months should be interesting as we'll be able to discern just how attractive the head coaching job at Tennessee truly is.

12


Mississippi State

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The Western Division Bulldogs look no better nine games into Sylvester Croom's fifth season than they did nine games into Herr Walrus' first season.