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Daily Reveille Exposes Red Stick Fans

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This just in from LSU's The Daily Reveille:

LSU Fans are douches.

The entirety of the hard-hitting, investigative journalism is here, but this snippet gives you the general idea:

Last weekend was one of the most surreal experiences of my life, and I’m not talking about the football team’s heartbreaking loss to Alabama.

I’m talking about the hours I spent around campus tailgating — but not as a regular Tiger.

For this game, a fellow staffer and I, armed with a video camera and microphone, ditched our normal attire, threw on crimson-and-white sweatshirts and walked through campus to see what it would be like behind enemy lines.
And...
"Rip. Rip. Rip. Rap. Rap. Rap. You ‘Bama girls got the clap, clap, clap!"
And...
[T]he amount of times we were spit on also struck a nerve.
Without dwelling on the satisfaction derived from a journalistic acknowledgment of LSU's lewdness or the irony of Tiger fans deriding the (perceived) women of Tuscaloosa for their sexually transmitted diseases (Pot, kettle, and all), I should just note that both the character of Tiger fans and their lack of literary skill ensure the remoteness of the possibility that the final plea of The Reveille's article...
[M]aybe we need to tone it down — just a bit.
...will in any way be heeded.