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Bye Week Hate Week!

Oh, bye week, you're so going down on Saturday. Peria's Legion, the Powe-Ped, and da Lil' Bastid have got it out for your blood. We're gonna stomp your ass so deep in a mud hole that you....

You know what, forget it.

I was going to try to talk shit to our upcoming opponent of nobody, but I can't muster up the energy. Furthermore, I really don't mind bye weeks all that much. While I'd certainly love to see Ole Miss on Saturday, I feel that this gives me an opportunity to let my hatred for LSU and those DAMNED ULM WARHAWKS fester to genocidal proportions. And, since Ole Miss can't possibly lose, I'll undoubtedly have a good time.

However, I will be facing a bit of a dilemma.

With regards to the LSU/Bama game, I haven't a clue as to who I should pull for. Barring the apocalypse or, at the very least, a huge sub-Baton Rouge sinkhole falling through, someone will leave Tiger Stadium victorious. While seeing LSU slip to 3rd in the West after we trounce them in a few weeks (you bet your ass I'm callin' it) would be sweeter 'n Grandma's coconut cake, watching Alabama's national title hopes geaux down the shitter would be just as wonderful.

What is a furtive bloggeur to do?

Eh, well, either way I'll be glued to a TV; something grilled in one hand, something potent in the other, and sporting a snide-ass grin on my face.

Remember, we're taking a week off from winning while State's taking a week off from losing. Refreshing, isn't it?