What can be said about Tennessee that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan: it's bombed out and depleted.
While humorous, I must confess that this is not an RSC original. As I was submitting a truncated form of our ballot (the deadline was approaching) I realized that I hadn't thought of anything clever or pithy to say about the haplessly horrible Volunteers. So, I borrowed a short line from what may be the greatest sketch ever on Chappelle's Show; The Playa Haterz Ball.
Therefore, this week's Power Poll goes out to you, Silky Johnson. Wherever you may be, I know that you're wishing all of the bad things in the world would happen to us and nobody else. Godspeed!
I would say somthin' about Phil Fulmer's bitches, but it looks like he ate them.