Beat Alabama - Part I

To the tune of "Yea, Alabama!"

Beat, Alabama! Screw the Tide!
All of 'Bama fan's are nut-jobs;
We've not lied!
Go get a tatoo of the Bear,
And, if you believe in Saban, please beware
that if Detroit has an opening,
He could bolt!
A thousand dressed in t-shirts
'Bout recruiting might revolt!
On 'Bama don't bet the condo,
Remember the game versus Monroe!
Hey! You're overdue,
For a slide,
A Rebel check of pride, Crimson Tide!
ROLL TIDE! ROLL TIIIIIIDE!