Rank | Team | Change | Comments |
1 | | --- | They seemed to have their cruise control on during the Tennessee game. |
2 |
| --- | Word from Athens is that if the NFL doesn't work out, one of those sketchy immigrant smugglers is looking to hire Knowshon to train your tired, your poor to treat that border fence like Arizona State defenders. |
3 |
| --- | From what petri dish does LSU find true freshman that can be thrown into the middle of a game at Jordan-Hare and look solid? Please stop this before we have to begrudgingly admit that Les Miles has skill. |
4 |
| --- | Arkansas State may actually be a more difficult test than Arkansas. |
5 |
| +1 | Opportunistic? Yeah. Lucky? Somewhat. Going bowling? Certainly. |
6 |
| -1 | Tony Franklin is SO fired |
7 |
| +2 | Here's an SAT question for you: "Choose the best answer. The Kentucky Wildcats have not: A. lost to anybody, or B. beaten anybody." Every answer is right, but every answer is also profoundly wrong. |
8 |
| -1 | We're fairly certain a coaching search is underway in Knoxville. For the sake of continuity in SEC-based smack talk and (especially) farks, we hope they hire Mark Mangino. |
9 |
| -1 | In two weeks, Jevan Snead went from leading the league with a 6-to-1 TD-INT ratio to still leading the league in TD's (still 6), but also leading in INTs (now 7). If you want someone to thank for a big effort in Winston-Salem, look at Jevan. If you want someone to blame for a loss to Vanderbilt, look at Jevan. You take the good, you take the bad, you mix it up, and there you have more disappointment in Oxford. |
10 |
| --- | The Gamecocks have two losses to, apparently, decent teams. And their closer-than-necessary win over Wofford belied a solid offense day for the Gamecocks. Their next game of any consequence is in Oxford in two weeks. |
11 |
| --- | It must be nice to be an Arkansas fan. You get to hate Houston Nutt so much that his losses allow you to completely ignore getting destroyed at home by Alabama. You know, the only thing worse than their loss... |
12 |
| --- | ...is getting blown out by an offense likely designed by 13th century alchemists. |
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