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Screw writing this blog... we're about to be millionaires!

An e-mail that received today:

"Good Day,

We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to
the total sum of £6,000,000.00 GBP (Six Million British Pounds) in the
codicil and last testament of the deceased. (Name now withheld since
this is our second letter to you).

We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore
can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance.
We therefore reckoned that you could receive these funds as you are
qualified by your name identity. All the legal papers will be processed
upon your acceptance.
Upon your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward
to us your letter of acceptance, your current telephone and fax numbers
and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary LEGAL documents in
your name at our high court probate division for the release of the
fund in question.
Please contact me immediatley so that we can get this done.
Kind regards,
John Smith"

Woohoo! I guess we're going to donate some of it to the BPF. This is gonna be great. Adolph Jules SoloCup is leaving us SIX MILLION POUNDS! We're ecstatic!

Looks like we'd better kick the guys who never write off quickly. I don't want to split that six mil with a bunch of ingrates.

P.S. We're going to Danny's in Jackson to make it rain on 'dem hos.