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They have the internets in... Mississippi?

I haven't been able to follow up on the article I wrote a few weeks months ago. I just hadn't encountered anything I felt was worth posting as far as message board idiots are concerned (other than arky boards). That was... until now.

Posted from the OMSpirit Message Board:

"roadking2000
Posted: Thursday 8:21 PM
Subject: Croom & staff are liars
Earlier to day i listened to Tupelo High School FOOTBALL COACH SPEAK AT CIVITAN LUNCHEON. hE IS FROM lOUSIANA NOT LSU GOD FORBID. hE HAS BEEN HERE A COUPLE OF YEARS. hE STATED HE SENT A LETTER TO LSU FOR 1 OF HIS PLAYERS TO RECIEVE A SPECIAL WALK ON DESIGNATION. aLSO A QB AT TUPELO JUST COMMITTED TO LSU. HUMMMMMMMMMMMM COACH TOLD ME AFTERWARD REBS DID NOT RECRUITE MCCH LESS OFFER QB. NOT WITHSTANDING QB'S DAD IS N. MS PRES OR WHAT OF MUUUUUUU ALLUMIN MILKERS. NOW 2 POINT COACH SAID MSU OFFERED QB ( GARRET) & SAID THEY WOULD NOT OFFER ANOTHER QB IN THIS CLASS; HE WAS TO BE THE CORNERSTONE OF CLASS. WELL GUESS WHAT THEY OFFERED ANOTHER QB. THUS HE FELT AS THS COACH STATED HE WAS LIED TO HE COMMITTED 2 MSU ON THAT BASIS; THEY LIED TO HIM."

I'll wait until you can all compose yourselves.

Ok. So, roadking2000 = amazing. Obviously, he heard some information that he felt it necessary to share, and he didn't know how to go about it other than exposing himself as an idiot. First, I'm going to re-write what he said in order to try to understand.

Earlier today, I listened to a Tupelo High School football coach who spoke at a Civitan Luncheon. He is from Louisiana, but he is not an LSU fan, heaven forbid. He has been at Tupelo High School for a couple of years. He stated that he sent a letter to LSU asking them to allow one of his players to receive a preferred walk on designation. Also, a QB from Tupelo High School just committed to LSU. Brief Humming Break. The coach told me after his speech that the rebs did not recruit, much less offer the quarterback. Totally unrelated, the QB's dad is the North Mississippi President OR WHAT OF MUUUUUUU ALLUMIN MILKERS (I can't correct this because I have absolutely no clue what it means). Now to the point of this senseless rant, the coach said that MSU offered the QB (Chris Garrett) and said they would not offer another QB in this class. Garrett was to be the cornerstone of the class. Well, guess what. They offered another QB. Garrett felt, as the coach explained to me, that he was lied to. He committed to MSU on that basis. MSU lied to him.

Looks like "The King" could use some English classes taught in the fine building of Farley Hume The Lyceum every damn building on campus.

The best part about this post, and the only real part that bears mention is that he switched to all caps early in his post, didn't realize it, and went on to post the entirety of his "magnificent" story. Early on, you see that he was trying. The beginning of each sentence is lower-cased signaling to those of us with half a brain that he was intending to capitalize those while not capitalizing the rest of each sentence. Eventually, it's all caps, so he just gave up.