Instead of doing homework, it is better to surf the message boards in search for really funny posts.
Here are three:

"Ole Miss Needs A Women's Gymnastics Team, We Really Do"
--Network Reb

"Should we put all our money In the Tennis program? and at least be a national power in one sport?"
--Jimbo65

"Could it be that one person's posts on here are an April Fool's joke? Surely, no one can be this ridiculous"
--Imarebel
Here are three:

"Ole Miss Needs A Women's Gymnastics Team, We Really Do"
--Network Reb

"Should we put all our money In the Tennis program? and at least be a national power in one sport?"
--Jimbo65

"Could it be that one person's posts on here are an April Fool's joke? Surely, no one can be this ridiculous"
--Imarebel