
If Jerrel Powe is fat, we'll tell you. We're not going to say he's "grown" or "looks impressive."
If our white athletes are "gritty team players" or "good presences in the locker room," we'll tell you that they're not going to play.
If Vandy beats us (again) we're going to remind you that Ole Miss is not, in fact, losing to an "up-and-coming" Vanderbilt team, but rather that we have stooped to an all-time low.
The best thing of all is, you don't have to give Chuck any money! So come on over, pour yourself a stout one (trust me, you deserve it); just be sure to keep it in that cup... UPD is looking.