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Judson Couture Got a New Car
Good for Judson. He deserves it.
Stuff I have written that could get me in trouble under SOPA
To assist the U.S. Justice Department in the event that SOPA becomes law in the United States, here is a list of some of the things I have written for this blog that could violate the proposed SOPA regulations. I'll start with the most recent and work backwards. 1. 10 Myths about Canada - I...
Sharks Gameday: Interview with Brent Burns and Owen Nolan!
<!-- END WIDGET --> As regular readers know, Brent Burns and I go way back. He's one of my oldest and dearest friends. My relationship with Owen Nolan, however, has been a bit more rocky. You would think we would have an easy time bonding over our shared love of masturbation puns and our shared...
Sharks of Anarchy
Logan Couture has been watching the show Sons of Anarchy. I think you all know what that means. Which Sharks Players are Most Like Which Sons of Anarchy Characters? (Warning: Sons of Anarchy is a great show, and this post will probably contain some spoilers, though I will do my best to keep them to...
BoC Exclusive: Interview with the Real (Fake) Dan Ellis
This season has been an absolute roller coaster for Dan Ellis, from hopes for a fresh start in Tampa Bay to his uneasy tandem goalie-relationship with Mike Smith to the surprising resurgence of Dwayne Roloson in Tampa that ended up making Ellis redundant. But the big story this year for Ellis, of...
A message from BoC Legal
Per the e-mail requests of the real Judson Couture and Chet Couture, Logan and Judson Couture's father, and the advice of the Battle of California legal department, certain sections of the post entitled "Wiki-Sharks vol. 2: Young Guns" have been altered. We have been informed by Chet that it was...
Wiki-Sharks vol. 2 : Young Guns
(UPDATE 11/23/2010: Per the e-mail requests of Judson and Chet Couture and the advice of the Battle of California legal department, certain sections of this post have been altered. We have been informed that it was not Judson who made the Wikipedia changes to his brother's article, it was "one of...
Ghost Interviews Jerrell Powe
Recently, I (maybe, maybe not) had the distinguished pleasure of interviewing Ole Miss Defensive Tackle Jerrell Powe. What follows after the jump is the transcription of our (not) real interview that actually (pushin' it there) took place. [Ghost arrives on the doorstep of the Powe family's Wayne...
A Grief Stricken Epistle From Emo Greg Hardy
EDIT: This post is complete with a soundtrack. Press play below before reading. Allow the music to envelop your emotions. "Dear" readers of this conformist string of drivel, Winter, my demon lover, is dead. The foul fragrance of newly wasted life sticks to the pane of every window,...
The Life and Times of JoJo Tann
If you haven't read the ESPN Magazine article about Patrick Trahan, you can do that here. It's somewhat interesting. Upon reading it, I decided to write a similar, though completely fictitious, article about one Joseph Chambers Tann.First of all, did everyone catch that important word? This is...
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