You bet your ass he does!

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Apr 4, 2008 9:11 AM EDT

Call the tabloids! Powe can write!

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Apr 8, 2008 12:34 AM EDT

Holy. Fucking. Shit.That's right. Photographic evidence that Jerrell Powe can indeed write. Take THAT NCAA compliance offices!

Stanley's mom has got it goin' on

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Apr 15, 2008 4:22 PM EDT

THIS JUST IN: Nathan Stanley, one of our newest quarterback signees, has a hot mom.M.I.L.F.At this point, I don't care about how many stars he had or where his offers were from. I just want to get tickets within 50 feet of the Stanleys for the next few years. O's recruiting ability never got us...

Boda de Eli - ¡Que sexy!

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Apr 22, 2008 2:55 PM EDT

Eli's had a pretty kickass year thus far. After beating the juggernaut New England Patriots and being named MVP in what most people will remember as the SINGLE. GREATEST. SUPERBOWL. EVER. he decided to settle down and get hitched to his super-duper hot ladyfriend, Abby McGrew at a private ceremony...

The Powe-Tron

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Apr 25, 2008 9:42 AM EDT

As a part of our media rights contract with TeleSouth we will soon be getting a brand new jumbotron for Vaught Hemingway Stadium. While the prospect of a new, cutting edge screen is thrilling, let us not forget that the man behind all of this is Pete Boone. Yeah, according to the Clarion Ledger,...

My take on the LSU Game Name-game Extraordinaire

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on May 2, 2008 12:05 PM EDT

The Ole Miss Associated Student Body has gotten together with the LSU Student Government and decided that our annual game needs to be a more "official" rivalry, y'know with a name and a trophy and shit.Now now, don't give in to knee-jerk reactions just yet. Think about it for a second before you go...

Q: What happens to runners-up in Kentucky?

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on May 23, 2008 5:28 AM EDT

A: They get euthanized on a racetrack, that's what.Too soon? Fuck it, I don't care. Fuck horse racing. That shit is retarded. Anyway, let me just say that tonights baseball game is easily one of the best baseball experiences I have ever had in my life. Kentucky was a tough opponent but we scored...

The Powe Tron: Probably not gonna suck afterall!

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jun 2, 2008 12:23 AM EDT

I don't have any sort of definite source to verify this, but the recent scuttlebutt surrounding the Powe-Tron is that Daktronics, the company responsible for scoreboards at Georgia, Texas, and numerous other places, has won the bid to construct our new scoreboard. This means that our new board will...

Face of the Program

by Ivory Tower on Jun 9, 2008 6:07 PM EDT

EDSBS has posed the question, "Who is the face of your football program?" This is, obviously, an exercise in self-deprecation. A few images come, instantly, to mind. This one......presents both the most recent savior of Ole Miss in a less than flattering light. Additionally, it is a pictorial...

Yes, another T-Shirt post

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jun 12, 2008 2:03 PM EDT

No ma'am, I don't. And neither will you for much longer I imagine. You coach is an asshole. Before all of this Houston Nutt/Bobby Petrino drama occurred, I really had no major qualms with Arkansas. Of coruse, they're an SEC Western Division foe and they've come out on top more often than not lately...