i-am-the-walrus Stories - Red Cup Rebellion
Euphamism Makes Guns Safer
Left Tackle Michael Brown and Defensive Tackle Quinton Wesley have been dismissed from Mississippi State's football team pending an investigation into a "campus incident involving two handguns." According to The Cup's sources, Brown and Wesley brandished their weapons outside the residence of...
Mississippi State's Offense: As Potent as Ginger Ale
Coach CroomS and his band of Bulldogs concluded spring practice this weekend with the annual Maroon and White game and, per SI, Mississippi State is slated to have a terribly anemic offense for the second season running."I'm not judging anything based on today," CroomS said after the game....
Big-boned Bulldogs
According to an irreputable e-Zine an organization of journalists of the highest quality and integrity, Mississippi State is the third fattest university in America. This comes to no shock to me after having tasted their delicious cheeses (yes, they've got us beat in cheese) and homemade chocolate...
Kendrick Hardy: An Addendum
While my lesser-intelligent counterpart pointed out that Kendrick Hardin (sic) made a relatively interesting statement about the only position at which we will have 2 4+ star players and 3 3-star players for depth next year, I noticed a much funnier quote in the article.The following statement...
...Ole Miss (part 2 of Tuesday's "We Are...")
After pouting about last night's post for a little while, I was struck with the urge to get dranked out of my cotton-pickin' mind. So I did. And I didn't sleep much. As I finally settled into bed, though, I thought about the events that I would use to finish this article. I admit it, I wrote the...
Corralling the West: LSU, Arky (fixed), and State
The SEC truly is the conference which writes its own tabloid entries. That's why we're going to occasionally focus on what's going on around the conference to fill you, our faithful readers, in on the SEC scuttlebutt with a bit of boozed-up Ole Miss spin.LSU: As you've surely heard, Perrilouxzzr is...
A Bit Harsh
I understand that living in Starkville is a difficult thing to do. I've been there. Seen it. Smelled it. It drives some to drink, others to indiscriminate barnyard sex, and still others to breaking out their firearms and discharging them into the night. It can also, apparently, drive someone to ...
Tuesday Question
Continuing in the "Hard to Write about Football in July" theme, let's try our hand at questions. Today's question isWho has the most favorable schedule in 2008? Mississippi State or Ole Miss?Say what you want about Croominator 2.0 (I say he's the walrus), but he appears to have brought the Bulldogs...
Just Tradin' Amongst Ourselves
Looking for something to put on that there dorm wall which is so lately bare? Hey Jenny Slater has some brand new merchandise ready for framin' inluding this little gem...God bless the blogosphere, baby. And God bless you, Sylvester. You are the walrus.
SEC Power Poll: Preseason Poll/Special Coaches Edition
As an Ole Miss-oriented blog, the Red Solo Cup is a part of the SEC Power Poll. The Power Poll is a power ranking of the SEC football teams put together by the gentlemen at Garnet and Black Attack. The Power Poll aims to deliver a somewhat accurate and undeniably entertaining poll for all of the...
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