chopper-motorcycles Stories - Red Cup Rebellion
An Open Letter to Pete Boone
Dearest Mr. Boone,I'm graduating. In 9 days I'll get a (useless) degree and begin my way along my slippery-slope laden journey to delusional and drunken old-manhood. I, just as thousands before me, will wear sweatervests, lurk the Spirit boards, and babble to all the younguns about how great the...
Wait a minute, you mean our new coach's name can be used in a lot of puns?!?! Well God damn, call the Inkspot this second!
I rarely slip into sudden fits of violent vomiting, but these new, incredibly embarrassing Houston Nutt related tees are just about to get me there. You've seen these things on the backs of third-year-sophomore criminal justice majors and other generally foolish stewards of money a few times...
We stalk you through the intrawebs
If you'll look at the bottom of our right-hand side menu you'll see that we've installed a small hit counter. For every IP address that views our page in a certain time period it registers one hit and adds it to the total visitor count (12,500 as of this morning). Furthermore it enables us to, in...
Go to Hell, Wake
And take your shitty, motorcycle ridin' mascot with you.Vroom vroom, motherfucker!Have fun winning your horrible conference. Damn, this one hurt big time. If we don't turn over the ball and if Wake doesn't shove blockers into punt returners (how in the fucking hell is that bullshit legal?) we beat...
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