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Bold Predictions: Chick-fil-A Edition (Boise State)

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THE INTRO

Hello and welcome to the 2014 edition of Red Cup Rebellion's BOLD PREDICTIONS. We'll get to the good stuff in a bit, but first, this.

"Are you blue?" - Michael Bluth

"Only in color, only in color." - Tobias Fünke (Analrapist and Boise State superfan)

"Oh no, no, no, I'm not in the group yet. I'm afraid I just blue myself." - Tobias

That's right Boise State, we're coming at ya, you nevernudists!!!

It's been a long off season folks, but the light at the end of the tunnel is finally here. The light? Atlanta, Georgia. The place? The Georgia Dome. One week from tonight our Ole Miss Rebels will kick off the 2014 college football season against the aforementioned blew (LOL) Boise State Broncos.

Despite their relatively inexperienced coaching staff, the Broncos are picked to win the Big West? WAC? Mountain West this year and should be a good measuring stick to see just how "REAL" the 2014 Rebels exactly are.

/Pulls up YouTube video of Anthony Alford //Sees Robert Nkemdiche highlights ///Marks "W" for every game

The Chick-fil-A kick off game will be the first chance anyone outside the Ole Miss coaching staff gets to see the Rebs in live action; needless to say, the preseason hype machine has many of us dreaming for a 12-0 run with a return trip to Atlanta.

THE FORMALITIES

In the past the Red Cup community has responded with Bold Predicitons of their own in some form or fashion along these lines:

1. Offensive Performance (Bo goes for 300, 2TDs)(Offense racks up 600 yards)

2. Defensive Performance (CJ Johnson eats a small child - 3 sacks)(Anthony Alford kills a bystander with his sonic boom tackle)(LANDSHARKS keep ______ under 300 yards)

3. Some Sort of Outlandish Statement (Defense gets 4 picks)(Kicker makes 3 45+ FGs)

Bonus: Bonus Prediction (some hilarious anecdote of Ole Miss relation)

No exact template for Bold Predictions has ever been found, and much like the mysterious Yeti of the Alps or the Skunk Ape of Starkville, a defined template is just a myth. So do your best and forget the rest.

But we don't make outlandish predictions here at the Cup. We are grounded fans far from the.... LOL JK THIS IS BOLD PREDICTIONS 2014 Y'ALL!!!!1 19-0 HERE WE COME BABY!!!!

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