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Where you at, Spurley? Can't find anything to crow about; you feckless, broken Cock?

After spending the better part of a day here at RCR, embarrassing yourself and the entire Gamecock Nation with that terrifically fucking awful "loyalty index" reasoning for USC receiving a National Seed, defending your bullshit position with childish, pedantic, fucketry and generally making most of our contributors nauseous from the stench of your epic, rotting failure, you're oddly absent from our baseball discussion in recent weeks. What gives, dude/lady?

You were so extremely confident that USC would be handed a NS over Ole Miss that you stated as much out right, several times in your train wreck of a thread jack, but oddly, I saw only a hosted regional awarded to your precious Gamecocks? That's weird.

Well surely, the Gamecocks will host a Super regional after disposing of the buzzing flies that were the #2, 3 & 4 seeds in your regional, no? Undoubtedly Old Dominion, Maryland and Campbell (what the stick-and-ball-fuck is a Campbell?) are easily dispatched by the mighty, indestructible Gamecocks.... right?

Wait... wut? What's that? South Carolina was eliminated from their own regional by Maryland you say? Interdasting.

Meanwhile, our Ole Miss Rebels are looking forward to a great Super Regional series with a tough ULa squad in Lafayette this weekend, winner heads to the CWS. And regardless of how the Super turns out, we have no regrets for this season, at all.

I attempted to find you on your SBNation site G&BA and grab a comment or two from you after SC politely bowed out of the SECT and was then shunned for a NS by the committee, but the good folks there hadn't seen hide nor hair of your busted, broke dick ass in months. I really didn't want to bother those fine folks with this cathartic thrashing so I decided to hang it here on RCR and consider it a mostly satirical look at what happens to sackless, shit eating chumps like yourself when they try to fuck with grown ass men.

Moral of the story? Go fuck yourself, that shit is for children's books and Disney movies but I will give you one piece of grown ass man advice. Watch your fuckin mouth if you decide to venture over here again. I fucked up and misjudged you badly on that first exchange. I will not make that mistake again and your shit will end up scorched and fucking twisted if you so much as fucking sneeze without saying 'excuse me'.

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