[ED: Obviously this has been edited for, like, formatting and stuff.]
Y'all wanted them, so we made them.
Remember, this is a work in progress, not a masterpiece, so don't judge us yet till you get your koozies. Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery, as these are just now being printed up.
We just started on this two days ago so more changes are bound to take place. Just remember that we aim to please. You will receive the highest quality products with your purchase, and at a good price too. If you are not satisfied, then send back whatever it is you bought and we will refund your money. We will also send you OxpatchReb's phone number so you can cuss him out.
NOTE: THIS WILL CHARGE SALES TAX FOR THOSE OF YOU IN MISSISSIPPI. SORRY.