Yeah, the video is really creepy and unsettling. That's not the point. Just guitar riffs y'all and Jack White's falsetto, y'all. That's what this song's about.
Marshall Henderson - Enjoying a mild Earl Grey and a bubble bath. Maybe watching some Sex and the City reruns so, you know, just the usual Saturday night!
Pete Boone - Driving to Florida to see if that little minx with the winning Powerball ticket needs a little TLC. Looking for a foreclosed condo on the way. Eating dinner before 4 pm to save money.
Will Redmond - Driving around Starkville in a used Ford Mustang. So, really, fitting in quite nicely in Oktibbeha County, Mississippi.
State Fans - Accusing Hugh Freeze of cheating. Ignoring the NCAA sanctions their school is under due to cheating.
Oxford-Univeristy Stadium - Being empty, again.
Mike Bianco - roughly the same thing he has been doing this weekend for, what is it now, five years? Also getting an extension.
Bobby Wahl, Mike Mayers, and Stuart Turner - Gettin' paid, finally.
Juco - preparing for a chili competition he's entering with Whiskey Wednesday. CHOCOLATE! IN CHIILI! DOGS AND CATS TOGETHER IT'S MADNESS!
Andy Kennedy - torturing the monkey who previously resided on his back...TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW