DC Area Rebels - Attending the annual Mississippi on the Mall event. Eating fried catfish, drinking cheap beer, getting terribly sunburned, and enjoying life.
Aaron Hernandez - Probably regretting several decisions.
Johnny Manziel - Doing something stupid. Reacting somewhat poorly to it. Driving fans and media members into an insane tailspin of wild accusations and rampant rumor mongering.
Paula Deen - Perpetuating awful stereotypes of Southern people, yawwwwwllllll.
Bret Bielema - Walking around shirtless. Eating cheese fries. Farting in a recliner. Definitely not cheating on his wife. So, aside from that last part, he's definitely endearing himself to the Arkansas fanbase.
Marshall Henderson - Catching up on the New Yorker! Why do I subscribe to all these magazines?! I don't even know y'all! Lots of Malcolm Gladwell columns to read!
Mississippi State - Shit, probably winning the College World Series or something.
Sports fans outside of Mississippi - Thankfully not giving a damn about the College World Series.