Weekend Plans - June 15, 2013

Faux gentility: ain't nothing quite like it on a summer weekend. - Scott Barbour

Yet again, we're somehow still here while it is summertime. Sweet, beautiful, sweltering summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff. This weekend's theme song? "Can't Hold Us" by McElmore.

Marshall Henderson - Switching to chamomile with lavender to calm nerves after a bad experience with a poorly brewed Earl Grey. Devouring the ENTIRE Iris Johannson collection of murder mysteries. (!!!)

Nick Saban - Still trying to figure out the funniest thing a player has ever told him. Smirking, but never cracking a full smile.

Houston Nutt - Developing an offense centered around emoticons and pictures of actual photographs of the players involved in the play call. Living in New Mexico. Wearing floppy hats.

Juco and Wiskey Wednesday - Winning a chili cookoff. Day drinking.

Jason Kidd - Reading Head Coaching for Dummies. Completely giving up on that whole "retirement" thing after a week. Good on him.

Hugh Freeze (in the minds of recruiting conspiracy theorists) - Stepfordifying more hot girls to become Ole Miss football Twitter enthusiasts. Run a bunch of catfishing Facebook accounts to woo recruits. Buy SUVs for the Nkemdiches. Duffel bags of cash dropped from helicopters. Blackmail. Bribery.

Hugh Freeze (in real life) - If his Twitter feed is any indicator, he's going fishing.

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