It's pretty neat that y'all built a stadium on Mars.
And I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
And the [RACIST SLUR REDACTED] still get twenty cents an hour.
-Kinky Friedman, "Asshole From El Paso"
Welcome to not-Hell, UTEP. You've only got yourselves to blame if you return to your little refuge on the Rio Grande after this weekend.