Remember kids: in a house fire, stay low to the floor.
New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin. -Mark Twain
Being so hateful towards the Lone Star Staters was both exhausting and emotionally taxing. Also, who can't help but appreciate a game against Tulane. Early kickoff notwithstanding (maybe we can make this an ESPN HATE WEEK?), which Ole Miss fan doesn't love the prospect of a weekend spent in New Orleans eating oysters, drinking Abita, and pummeling an opponent - any opponent at all - in a football game?
We appreciate you, Tulane. We appreciate you and why it is that you're on our football schedule.