Weekend Plans - August 24, 2012

For yet another offseason, it is summertime. Sweet, beautiful, sweltering summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff. This weekend's theme song? "Home" by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, as performed live on Letterman, because Jay Leno isn't funny and has a shitty attitude.

That hot chick Angelo Mirando supposedly banged - Enjoying a great gift: a lightly used Ford Mustang begrudginly delivered by Will Redmond. Thanks, Will!

John Jerry - Getting real famous on Hard Kocks ... then probably cut.

Lance Armstrong - Not even studying your ass.

Mexter DcCluster - Having phun with my phriends at Phish. (SWIDT?)

Juco - Wearing seersucker (one week left!)

Bo Wallace and Barry Brunetti - playing racing video games; tying in every single one.

A reported "ghost or genie" by the name of Popo Bawa - Sodomizing Zanzibari men while they lay in the comfort of their own beds.

Dan Mullen - Calling out Joe Schad for being Joe Schad. Confounding yours truly. I mean, whose side am I to take here? It's a really tough decision.

College Football - Literally being less than one week away. Let that one sink in for a second.

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