Weekend Plans - August 17, 2012

For yet another offseason, it is summertime. Sweet, beautiful, sweltering summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff. This weekend's theme song? "Live and Die", some of that new Avett Brothers hotness.

The Rebels - Being met. Be there if you can.

Mitch Hall - Not being an unagile 6'9, 310 pound Ole Miss Rebel. Taking his talents to Columbia.

"The Season" - It's back, and it's still a well quality production. Check it out.

Freshmen - Moving in. Quickly learning that they're at the bottom of the totem pole, AND WE LIKE IT LIKE THAT PLEDGE EAT IT PLEDGE.

Owners of the Levee, Taylor's Pub, and a handful of other bars we're too old to know about - Making a disgusting amount of money due to the aforementioned freshmen. JeLlO sHoTs!1

Tobias Singleton - CITY OF BRICKS OR BUST!

Ivory Tower - Breaking out his little black book for the family reunion at Clarkco State Park. "I like the way you work it, Cousin Suellen."

John L. Smith - Urinating in the famously warm waters of Hot Springs, AR. #GYPH

Ron Zook - Uneasy about that sack of weasels his new CBS co-host keeps beneath the announcers's desk.

Houston Nutt - Upon Ron Zook's offer to join him on a barefoot waterskiing outing, asks, "Whaddaya mean 'barefoot?' They make skis for that?"

The Spanish Announcer's Table at WWE SummerSlam - Now only the second goofiest sports broadcasting institution in America.

Bryce Harper - Imparting wisdom to the future leaders of America.

Gymnasts, swimmers, archers, etc - Who gives a shit? See ya in four years.

Curling - Not getting on NBC fast enough. IT'S CHESS ON ICE Y'ALL MAYBE YOU JUST DON'T GET THE NUANCES OF THE SPORT IDIOT.

Ghost - Seriously just now seeing The Dark Knight Rises. What a loser.

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