The Rebels - Being met. Be there if you can.
Mitch Hall - Not being an unagile 6'9, 310 pound Ole Miss Rebel. Taking his talents to Columbia.
"The Season" - It's back, and it's still a well quality production. Check it out.
Freshmen - Moving in. Quickly learning that they're at the bottom of the totem pole, AND WE LIKE IT LIKE THAT PLEDGE EAT IT PLEDGE.
Owners of the Levee, Taylor's Pub, and a handful of other bars we're too old to know about - Making a disgusting amount of money due to the aforementioned freshmen. JeLlO sHoTs!1
Tobias Singleton - CITY OF BRICKS OR BUST!
Ivory Tower - Breaking out his little black book for the family reunion at Clarkco State Park. "I like the way you work it, Cousin Suellen."
John L. Smith - Urinating in the famously warm waters of Hot Springs, AR. #GYPH
Ron Zook - Uneasy about that sack of weasels his new CBS co-host keeps beneath the announcers's desk.
Houston Nutt - Upon Ron Zook's offer to join him on a barefoot waterskiing outing, asks, "Whaddaya mean 'barefoot?' They make skis for that?"
The Spanish Announcer's Table at WWE SummerSlam - Now only the second goofiest sports broadcasting institution in America.
Bryce Harper - Imparting wisdom to the future leaders of America.
Gymnasts, swimmers, archers, etc - Who gives a shit? See ya in four years.
Curling - Not getting on NBC fast enough. IT'S CHESS ON ICE Y'ALL MAYBE YOU JUST DON'T GET THE NUANCES OF THE SPORT IDIOT.
Ghost - Seriously just now seeing The Dark Knight Rises. What a loser.