LSU called an emergency press conference for 12:00 Friday afternoon. Les Miles then proceeded to inform the assembled media that Tyrann "Honey Badger" Mathieu has been permanently dismissed from the LSU football team for a violation of team rules. As a fan of a team that also frequently has to deal with disciplinary issues concerning its football players, I can't help but feel some sort of sympathy. Of course, there's also the fan side of me.

Welcome back, schadenfreude. How I've missed you so.