For yet another offseason, it is summertime. Sweet, beautiful, sweltering summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff. This weekend's theme song? "Spike Driver Blues" by Mississippi John Hurt, one of the greatest acoustic bluesmen to have ever lived.

The Writers at Red Cup Rebellion - Honestly, being kinda lazy. Sorry, y'all.

Jim Delaney - Talking about unilaterally firing B1G coaches from his nest at 10 Sam Eagle Square.

Mike Slive - Pondering how to make money off of dumb ideas that come out of the B1G.

Hugh Freeze - "WWW dot thesaurus dot com. Synonyms for 'my football team is going to suck.' Okay ... results. Oooh! '60% of the players have bought in.' I can use that."

Bo Wallace - Finally gettin' it legal and adding that "r" to the middle of his first name.

Bloggers Everywhere - Marveling in the most amazing streak in modern sports - it's 2012, and we've made it through yet another SEC Media Days without the Les Miles presser being the battiest, most outrageous event of the calendar year.

John L. Smith - Being as nutty as squirrel shit. Dealing with the whole "bankruptcy" thing.

Mexter DcCluster - Prepping my email and liver for the Neshoba County Fair.

Donte Moncrief - Watching Mad Men and thumbing through GQ for his fashion advice.

Sir Frances Drank - Going to the Nationals vs. Braves. Pulling for the Nats. Being accused of heresy

Ghost - Doing the same, being accused of being a bandwagon fan of a team which literally has existed for less than a decade.

The Weather - Hating you.