Weekend Plans

For yet another offseason, it is summertime. Sweet, beautiful, sweltering summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff. This weekend's theme song? A cover of Radiohead's "Creep" perfomed by Carrie Manolakos.

Jerry Sandusky - continuing to live, unfortunately

Penn State Fans - being in epic, epic denial

Ty Hensley - forsaking turdishunz and becoming a damn yankee

Mike Bianco - celebrating another great Ole Miss prospect in the pros! #HottyToddy #AmIDoingThisRight?

Nick Saban's Daughter - "FUCK YOU BITCH DON'T YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM!?

Nick Saban's Daughter, Five Minutes Later - Crying, wondering why her father doesn't love her.

Saban's Daughter's Boyfriend - Leaving Tuscaloosa.


Mark Richt - Losing control of Saban's daughter.

Saban's Daughter's Boyfriend's Half-Brother - Being offered a scholarship to Clemson.

John Calipari - Coaching the Dominican Republic's national team solely because there's a great sixteen year old playing for them. Seriously. That's not a joke.

Ivory Tower - Cooking Ghost's biscuits at the deer camp where they will be tastier and more manly.
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