Weekend Plans - June 15, 2012

Zack Stoudt's plans? Not throwing passes.

For yet another offseason, it is summertime. Sweet, beautiful, sweltering summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff. This weekend's theme song? "I'll be Around" by Cee Lo Green.

Bryce Harper - Beating the tar out of the New York Yankees (please).

Clowns Everywhere - Drinking legally in Canada at age 19; they need that escape because they are clowns.

Denver - being awesome, making Clown Question beer.

Kailo Moore - Trolling State, hard. Right? Please?

Dan Mullen - Trolled Sonny Dykes hard? Check. On to Rick Comegy. More like Rick Co-GonnaLosetotheBulldogs. #HailState

Stephen A. Smith - Personally sabotaging Lebron James' game-shoes out of fear that he won't have any material should James get a ring. Dressing like an asshole. Hanging out with Skip Bayless which, c'mon, is the worst.

Dan Jones - Meeting incoming Rebels at New Schtewdent Orientation. Inspecting a fancy-looking Schtewdebaker at a classic car show. Thinking about how schtewpid it was in hindisight to not have fired Pete Boone on Day 1 of the Jones Administration because Ross Bjork is just Schtewpendous. Going to see a speech pathologist.

Stony Brook - Participating in the College World Series, being from a university most of us couldn't locate on a map.

Long Island - "The College World Whosawhatsit?"

Robert Nkemdiche - Trying to get Dabo Swinney to LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

Ross Bjork - Retweeting birth and anniversary announcements.

Nick Saban - Laughing at Clemson recruiting message boards.

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