Time for some bold predictions. Last time we predicted how the Rebels would fare against the Auburn Tigers. This week is all about Arkansas.
the Bad, and the Bold:
Bo "Braveheart" Wallace will not fumble nor throw an interception against Auburn.
-Nerd the Rebel
Bo "Braveheart" (is this a thing now?) contemplated tossing a few passes into triple coverage, but then was all like "LOL NOPE." But then he did. And it worked. And it was glorious. And I went crazy. Probably has more to do with Ja-Mes "James" Logan's awesome adjustment on the ball.
Mackey runs for a TD, throws for a TD
Didn't rush for a TD, but he DID pass for one. It looked like an arm punt to me, but it worked.
Scott has over 100 yards with a 50+ yard run and a TD
He must have seen this one the night before and got motivation to preform a "rolling Michael Dyer."
Our D holds Auburn’s offense to less than 250 yards
We did it! Shut 'em down in the second half.
We double up the bad guys in total offense and score.
Auburn's really, really bad at moving the football.
Arkansas Bold Predictions:
1. Bo "Braveheart" Wallace throws for 2 and runs for 2 while screaming "FREEEEEDOOOOOMMMMM"
2. Tyler Wilson's piss is not hot. Throws for less than 150.
3. Jeff Scott goes Boosie and racks up 200 AP
4. Defense holds Arkansas under 350
Bonus: In celebration, I eat bacon. Large amounts of bacon.
Final: Rebels 41-24
Take a leap of unwarranted faith! Make your predictions! Hotty Toddy!