I imagine that we're going to take a lot of our frustrations out on the Salukis this week. Which is good, because if there's anybody I'd love to take my frustrations out on, it's this damn thing:
UGLY ASS DOG SORRY WE HAD TO TAKE THIS PICTURE AWAY BECAUSE SOME COCKHEAD BROKE THE RULES OR THREATENED TO SUE SOMEBODY OR SOMETHING I DON'T REALLY KNOW AND I'M GETTING TIRED OF DIGGING THROUGH MY OLD POSTS TO DELETE IMAGES I MAYBE WASN'T ALLOWED TO USE IN THE FIRST PLACE OH WELL
For those of you who did not know that the Saluki is a breed of dog which most closely resembles a greyhound with long, stringy hair, what on earth would you think this mascot is? The bastard offspring of Anubis and Axl Rose? Some cobra/wolf hybrid that the Power Rangers fought an explosion laden battle against in the early 1990's? Brishen Matthews' animal spirit?
Southern Illinois, don't take it personally when we hang half-a-hunnerd on you... or struggle to eke out a 24-21 victory before celebrating like madmen.