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Ole Miss vs. UGA: Game Recap


Sorry for my tardiness again. Call Comcast and complain...or discontinue your service from them. Whatever.

Well, once again our Rebels fell in excruciating fashion. It wasn't so bad because we lost, but moreso because we were within striking distance of UGA the whole game. However, our ineptitude (even that may be too gentle for how poorly we looked) on offense kept me from getting too excited about anything. My rant below.

 

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The statistics speak for themselves. Hell, our offensive stats alone speak for themselves. The Rebels managed just 183 yards of offense, which includes a whopping 34 on the ground. No, I'm not fucking kidding you.

Ole Miss possessed the ball a total of 21 minutes, barely a third of the game. Our leading passer was Randall Mackey who was 3/7 for 78 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT. Zack Stoudt was 7/23 for 71 yards and a pick. I'm not going into the quarterback situation because that is an article to itself which I will put together later in the week. I would like to read your opinions on the quarterback "rotation" that is still ongoing, so take care of that for me, dear Red Cuppers.

Our defense gave up 268 yards through the air and anothe 207 on the ground. Yes Isaiah Crowell is very good, but boy it would have been nice to hold him to something other than 150 yards, 30 of which came from UGA's 2 yard line on their 99 yard scoring drive.

Now, what do these numbers tell me? That our defense is slightly below average and our offensive line is absolutely pitiful. While I knew we'd have trouble running the ball, I'm wondering what happened between last season and this year. Last season we were able to run the football, even if we couldn't win games. Despite returning those players, it appears our OL actually regressed. I know that it takes a whole team to lose a game, but I'm having a tough time not pointing the finger at the Offensive Line. When our defense spends 2/3 of the game on the field while our offense can't run for 50 yards, we can't expect to win.

Our defense performed relatively poorly, though not as bad as it could have been considering they spent 38 minutes on the field. Our inability to stop the run is absolutely destroying us and I'm truly at a loss for how we're attempting to defend it. Despite UGA running a majority of their plays from the I-formation, we still refuse to put more than 6 players in the box. Isaiah Crowell had run after run where I watched all four defensive lineman and both Mike Marry and Joel Kight picked up by offensive lineman/the fullback. Crowell wasn't even getting touched until he was ten yards down the field and into our secondary. Hell, I would have rather us just stacked the box to take away the run and make Murray beat us with his arm. Instead though, UGA was able to put our defense on its heels early and pick up 24 first half points.

That 99 yard drive really put the nail in the coffin despite it coming in the first half. After getting a big sack to back UGA up to their 2 yard line, Crowell ripped off a 29 yard run in which he wasn't touched until he got to the safeties. Two plays later, Marcus Temple forgot that it wasn't 2010 and gave up a 69 yard bomb to Malcom Mitchell. UGA punched it in to go up 24-7. Sure we scored after that, but when your team sees that even a 99 yard field can't stop the other team from having their way, it sure deflates a crowd, especially after Ole Miss had just gone up 17-7.

There were some bright spots, but frankly I don't care. A "bright spot" is just a good play in a loss and those don't do much for me.

There is plenty more I could say, but those are my thoughts this morning. Let me know what y'all were impressed/disgusted with because I'm still trying to process everything.

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This is one of the most incompetent football teams I have ever seen

And yes, I remember the Orgeron era. Brassell and Moncrief looked decent and Serderious (sp?) Bryant fought hard, but the rest of the team looked like they barely knew where to line up. Stupid penalty after stupid penalty. It was pathetic.

Oh, and I’m ready to start playing the dipshit who wears the wrong color jersey at QB. He can’t be any worse than slapdicks we’re playing now.

by Rebels7 on Sep 26, 2011 10:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Agreed,

the penalties were one aspect which I forgot to touch on. We aren’t good enough to screw ourselves out of good situations. I’m at a loss for all the penalties we had. After Scott scored, I just said “Well of course there is a penalty. We couldn’t have scored without one. WAOM.”

"We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees." –Jason Kidd

by Mexter Dccluster on Sep 26, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate when Pete Boone draws all those holding, block in the back, clipping, off-sides,

encroachment, and late hit penalties. It’s like he doesn’t want us to win.

/ForwardRebels’d

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by TwoYardsandaCloudofEnricky on Sep 26, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

While he's dressed as the black bear

"We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees." –Jason Kidd

by Mexter Dccluster on Sep 26, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate how Pete Boone hires a coach who is an old has been

but refuses to fire him because of the shitty contract he agreed to. Nutt needs to go but I don’t want Pete Boone hiring the next coach.

by NOPD1024 on Sep 26, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

^^^ I wish I could rec this post 10000x ^^^

How do I add a signature at the bottom of my posts?

by FireBoone on Sep 26, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Look, I'm no fan of Boone, and I certainly think he should go...

I’m just tired of this trend of blaming him for all our problems. That seems to be exemplified by the Forward Rebels folks, who go out of their way not to blame the coaches.

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by TwoYardsandaCloudofEnricky on Sep 26, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think anyone is saying it is all his fault

But simply firing the coach doesn’t fix the problem. We need to cut the head off of the snake. We suck at everything. Everything. We even disappointed in tennis last year and we own tennis.

We have to change the culture of suckitude in all of our sports. And Pete Boone is a big part of that suckitude.

by Rebels7 on Sep 26, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Again, I'm in favor of firing Boone. I even want him gone before Nutt

so that he’s not part of the next coach search. But the Forward Rebels ads place the blame squarely on the administration, and actually seem to support the coaches. There’s plenty of blame to go around, and all I’m arguing is that it should be doled out equally to those who deserve it.

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by TwoYardsandaCloudofEnricky on Sep 26, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree, the FR "campaign" is sketchy

I’m just so tired of being shitty. I can’t tell you how many times I facepalmed Saturday afternoon.

At least the weather was perfect.

by Rebels7 on Sep 26, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

What I get from the forward rebel article is that they are trying to unify the fan base against Boone. It’s easy for Boone to play the “coach” card and most fans will jump on that. When Boone said, “this is unacceptable” who was he pointing the finger at? I agree that our coaching staff sux, but I’m blaming Boone for that. He hired Andy Kennedy too, and how many NCAA appearances does AK have versus the BB coach Boone fired?

by Ole Miss Rebel Fan on Sep 26, 2011 8:57 PM EDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

The issue is that the ads make the university look bad,

I think a lot of us agree with its sentiments, but do they really think a good potential AD would see how Boone is going out and say “Well that’s an organization that I want to work with”?

"We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees." –Jason Kidd

by Mexter Dccluster on Sep 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm no Krustovski.

I just don’t want Nutt and company to skate by having all the blame laid at the feet of the administration.

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by TwoYardsandaCloudofEnricky on Sep 26, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good because I love your username and I'd hate to find out that you're a snot nosed little simpleton

who can’t see past his own naivete to the things that actually matter in the world of adult college fooseballs.

by OxpatchReb on Sep 26, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boone’s replacement will clean house!

by Ole Miss Rebel Fan on Sep 26, 2011 9:01 PM EDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

Obviously the coaches are part of the problem. Boone has made several bad hires, and at least one bad fire (Cutt). What makes you think Boone would make a better hire this time?

by Ole Miss Rebel Fan on Sep 26, 2011 8:52 PM EDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

Well Duke is tearing things up in the ACC....

NOT…but still cutting Cuttcliffe loose one year after Eli was not a smart move. Cutcliffe’s defenses were awful. You started each game behind 7-0 cause you knew the defense was going to give up one ot two 40+ yard plays a game, frequently runs.

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by SkylarkThibedeau on Sep 27, 2011 8:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know this for sure..

..But I would think Nutt’s contract has a provision that reduces his buyout by whatever he actually makes coaching elsewhere. Surely some shitty Big East or CUSA school will pay him $1 to 1.5M per year. If he does have such a clause, then his buyout really isn’t that ridiculous of a figure.

by Bro. Mouzone on Sep 26, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moncrief looked like he was playing really hard.

Some nice blocks and going after the ball whenever he had a shot.

by OxfordAndrew on Sep 26, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's my favorite of our Freshman receivers...

If Brewer stays, he could do a lot with Moncrief. He is one of the few receivers we’ve had over the years that attacks the ball while it’s in the air and uses his body to shield defenders. He goes up and catches the ball at the highest point and also blocks downfield and runs routes well.

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by Mexter Dccluster on Sep 26, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

wrong colored jersey

as an outsider, what is the deal with that? Why did he wear a red jersey over full pads on the sideline?

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by TX_HogFan on Sep 27, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's apparently a part of David Lee's awesome system.

He radios plays down to Nutt and Evan Ingram (walk-on QB wearing the opposite-colored jersey) who then bitch and bicker at each other over what is supposed to be called. We then end up with 13 men on the field and a delay of game penalty, all while Zack Stoudt stares at the sidelines with a face that says “fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you fuck this fuck all of this what the fuck is going on.”

The idea is that, when gesticulating the plays to the men on the field, Ingram is supposed to be easily recognized.

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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Sep 27, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahh, ty

must be something new, I didn’t see Nutt doing that at Fayetteville.

But then again David Lee was at UofA with Nutt.

I thought it looked odd, and my 11-yo son asked me “dad, why is that one guy wearing pads and the wrong jersey? Why did he put pads on if he was going to wear the wrong jersey?”

He does stand out though…

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by TX_HogFan on Sep 27, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it me or is Bolden still very timid?

I watch BB run attempting to find a hole in the line and rather than bursting through… I’ve always complained about that with him so it’s not the ankle. Someone needs to show BB as video of Emmett Smith running through the hole or even Duece, they attacked a hole and the player that happened to get in their way. Bolden just doesn’t seem to do that at all and I’m a bit frustrated.
The rest of the offense seems lethargic but certainly the play of the QB could easily do that. The WR’s aren’t great but I didn’t see them drop any good passes. The throws are like dying quail coming out of their hands. Pitiful. We need a leader and decent QB… preferably the same person.
The officiating was terrible, we got punked at home and that’s not acceptable either. Way to many momentum killers. I think we’re a 1 win team and we need to think about what we will do when that becomes reality.
The highlight of traveling 1000 miles to watch the game? #14 played well on defense I thought and the Grove… we will always be undefeated in the pre and post-game activities. I just hope football doesn’t become obsolete.

by J DubYah on Sep 26, 2011 10:52 AM EDT reply actions  

bolden

He’s clearly not at 100%. He’s playing hurt, and I give the guy credit for giving a damn, but it might be worth his while to sit out Fresno and use the buy week to get right for the stretch against the A-teams.

Carl Lipbaum died last week in summer school from a severe anxiety attack.

by RobRob9 on Sep 26, 2011 3:00 PM EDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

I Think we have a good group of receivers

Now if we just had a decent quarterback, I’d take anyone right now. Hell if i could rig up a catapult on Stephen Hawkins’ wheelchair I would say give him a shot, but Nutt would try to redshirt him.

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by Duece's accoutant on Sep 26, 2011 11:38 AM EDT reply actions  

I am tired of this revolving door of quarterbacks

Pick a guy and stick with him. Let him build experience and get into a rhythym. I know it is hard with the a terrible o-line, but to me it has to be done

by dhuck on Sep 26, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I totally agree

Take for instance Brunetti, Nutt benched him after a quarter and a half. Really? Look at stoudts performance, he should have been benched long ago. If Nutt had enough faith in him to make him the starter he should have enough faith in him to start now.

In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.

by Duece's accoutant on Sep 26, 2011 2:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I don't know about Brunetti

but I like what Stoudt has to offer. If he had an offensive line and a legit running game (those do go hand in hand), I think he would be more than capable.

by dhuck on Sep 26, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is our stats at QB so far

NAME CMP ATT YDS CMP% YDS/A TD INT RAT
Zack Stoudt 46 92 468 50.0 5.09 2 6 86.9
Randall Mackey 6 12 106 50.0 8.83 1 1 135.0
Barry Brunetti 2 3 4 66.7 1.33 0 0 77.9
Totals 54 107 578 50.5 5.40 3 7 92.0

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by Duece's accoutant on Sep 26, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree 100% here. Watch the Southern Illinois game again, and note how Good Stoudt looked before he was benched. I still think we beat BYU is Stoudt starts & plays 4 quarters. OL must get better though.

by Ole Miss Rebel Fan on Sep 26, 2011 9:00 PM EDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

Our future.

Since we know this year is going to be a complete failure…I start to think about the future. I see some promise in our freshman but wonder will we ever get someone who can be a good SEC quarterback? We need a QB.

by OleGAReb on Sep 26, 2011 11:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Mikhail Miller

sure he greyshirted and was picked up for smoking weed. But he’s Romaro Miller’s cousin…

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by Mexter Dccluster on Sep 26, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

RE: Us being able to run last year and not this....

2 words (which I have no idea how to spell and the IPhone will probably auto correct): Jeramiah Massoli.

We had a threat of a QB that was at least semi competent and knew when to pullthe ball down and scramble. He was the reason we won four last year.

by astaylo1 on Sep 26, 2011 12:20 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

It's been said a lot on here

and I don’t want to steal anyone’s thunder, but I think people are starting to see just how good Masoli was for us last year. Without him we would’ve been 1-11 or 2-10.

by bball1984 on Sep 26, 2011 1:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

I agree with the Masoli comment.

He is the reason our O-line was so hyped. I can’t recall how many times a D-lineman was in his face as soon as the ball was snapped and somehow 8 yds came out of the play.

But I still feel the main reason our offense is so weak is the O-line. Yeah Stoudt is no Aaron Rogers, but he has no chance if he doesn’t have protection. And there aren’t holes for the backs to run through…

...I'm probably in Hume Hall

by Nerd the Rebel on Sep 26, 2011 1:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Our QBs were 14 of 30 for 149 yards, 1 TD and 2 ints...

I’d rather us run the triple option/wishbone the whole game.

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by Mexter Dccluster on Sep 26, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would love a triple option offense

But it still requires blocking.

...I'm probably in Hume Hall

by Nerd the Rebel on Sep 26, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

There isn't enough blocking to run a triple option.

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by Wild Rebel on Sep 26, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three Games against former Division One Schools.

Two Offensive Touchdowns. 1 on a trick play.

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by SkylarkThibedeau on Sep 26, 2011 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Houston Nutt is the Greatest Coach Ever!

It was the player’s fault, had to be their lack of effort because HDN called all the perfect plays.
It was the referee’s fault, had to be all the bad calls because HDN coached players are perfect.
It was the crowd’s fault, if everyone would have cheered louder the great coaching of HDN would have carried Ole Miss to victory.
It was the AD’s fault, if I was paid more money I could get better play for pay athletes like Auburn.
It had to be all of these things because just like all you Ole Miss fans said when Houston Nutt was hired: HOUSTON NUTT IS THE GREATEST COACH EVER!!!

ENJOY YOUR SEASON!!!

Broncos are #1

by Nutt is the Greatest on Sep 26, 2011 2:51 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks for the well wishes!

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by Sideline Snead on Sep 26, 2011 3:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Damn. You answered your own question. I had a few ideas rolling around in the old cranium.

I guess it’s a good thing those ideas didn’t make it to the site. Don’t want people barfing on their keyboards n stuff after reading a particularly disgusting depiction of the consequences of being an interwebs ass clown.

by OxpatchReb on Sep 26, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Modern social comment.

And I thought that I was being witty with “fraternity pukes”!

“An interwebs ass clown”! Great! LMFAOROTFL!!!

I have been banned NINE times, under various monickers, from the PC C-L. I consider it a badge of honor. What would I consider being banned from the Red Cup to be?

Good question. I will have to “thin” about it. But “thining” is so hard. Just look at what “thining” does to the Ghost of Jayboy and the Mex!

Warning! Warning! Warning Will Robinson! “Thining” may have you talking like the Mex!

by GrayGhost on Sep 26, 2011 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus.

Even my grandmother stopped typing LMFAOROTFL two years ago. Get a clue.

by factord_agin on Sep 26, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well Down in Hot Coffee Where My Family is From

Jackson is the Big City and the Clarion Ledger is a major Metropolitan Newspaper. It’s not like being banned from the Student paper the ‘Daily MissTake’.

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by SkylarkThibedeau on Sep 26, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thin you thin you're funny

"We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees." –Jason Kidd

by Mexter Dccluster on Sep 26, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's this "thining" item you're stuck on? Do you need to read my post again?

I have no words to describe the level of fail you have attained. I can only say good luck and Godspeed with your quest for your internet ban Guinness record. You sir, have shaken my confidence in humanity to it’s very foundation.

by OxpatchReb on Sep 26, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thin he read someone's post

where they wrote “thin” instead of “think”, so he’s hanging onto that. If SB Nation had an edit button, it may be funny to use once. Instead, I thin he’s an idiot.

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by Mexter Dccluster on Sep 26, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

QB/offense

We have no discernible offensive system. The constant pulling and inserting of multiple QB’s not only hampers rhythm, it also crushes QB’s confidence. They have “just don’t fuck this up, don’t fuck this up, don’t fuck this up” going in
their minds and you know what happens, they fuck up and get yanked.
Our offensive line is beyond huge, but they simply can’t block and move at the same time. They seem to have picked up the insecurity that the coaches are growing for the QB’s. Insecurity breeds hesitation and fear of fucking up.
This 3 QB clusterfuck of a failed abortion system is all the proof I need that hooten Dale is a totally shitty coach that is too damned egomaniacal to hire offensive coaches that could possibly look better than him.

As for the penalties, see the lack of confidence mentioned above and throw in some frustration to go with it.

Defense did a good job, all things c

by Evilreb on Sep 26, 2011 6:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I Love Lucy!

I guess my age caught up with me on this one. Ricky Ricardo had a heavy, heavy Latin accent in his try at speaking English. His “think” always came out as “thin.”

You boys sure take yourselves so seriously, don’t cha? To think that me, a little ole redneck from the red hills of Neshoba County has caused another human being, I guess that Oxpatch is human, to say " You sir, have shaken my confidence in humanity to it’s very foundation."

Didn’t have much confidence to start with, eh?

Yes, I have been called many things both in this life and in my alter ego of “Bear,” yes that was my dorm name in Baxter Hall in 1965 cause I sounded like a BEAR when I drank too much and puked in the shower!

Boys, I was in law enforcement for many, many years and your rude and crude attempts to insult me will have about as much effect on me as my pitiful attempts at humor have in making y’all laugh instead of being so damn serious about yourselves. Ole Miss has existed long before y’all came along and with the Good Lord’s help, she will be here long after all of us are gone.

Yes, I also have met a few people who did not agree with me in my past. Often I had to just beat the crap out of them to either get them to agree with me or shut the fuck up.

Now, in my later years, I have realized the futility of such actions. Y, I haven’t hit anybody lately, going on at least two days now! I just type words on a keyboard to piss people off.

Works too, don’t it?

Hotty Toddy! Go Ole Miss REBELS and beat somebody, anybody!

by GrayGhost on Sep 26, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

i love lucy too

but you have to admit.. that was a pretty obscure reference.

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by Sideline Snead on Sep 26, 2011 8:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

A cop?

From Neshoba County…that beats people who don’t agree with them? Cecil Price? Is that you?

"We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees." –Jason Kidd

by Mexter Dccluster on Sep 26, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No.

No, I am not Cecil Price. Irony——Cecil was cooperating with the FBI in the investigation of the murders of the three civil Rights Workers and a few days after his interview, he suddenly “fell out” of an elevated “work bucket” on a crane at his job for Gaston Barrett’s equipment rental place near the 15 Bypass.

by GrayGhost on Sep 27, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not irony.

"We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees." –Jason Kidd

by Mexter Dccluster on Sep 27, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It all makes sense now.

- Old retired law enforcement officer

- An alter ego named “Bear”

- Idiot who is an embarrassment to his favored university

YOUR TROJAN HORSE IS NOT GOING TO WORK ON ME, SIR!!!

by JimHalpert on Sep 27, 2011 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nope, not me, too much hair on the head!

Yes,

Yes.

According to the suave and deboner posters on this thread, I sure am! Of course, that is their opinion, which is not worth much.

Geez guys, don’t y’all ever laugh? I thought that my remarks would just make y’all giggle like the little pwreppy high school boys that y’all pretend so hard to be.

by GrayGhost on Sep 27, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pwreppy high school boys?

Rankin Redneck? Is that you?

As an aside, I don’t get this notion that you have that we don’t like to laugh. Do you only read our responses to your comments when we call you out for posting utter bullshit?

You don’t get to rant about the Colonel and Terdishunz over and over as if that had any effect on our athletic performance, and then claim that we take things too seriously. Most of the commentators on here post funny shit on the reg. The issue is that nothing you post is witty or clever. Your posts are the bastard child of Forward Rebels and Rankin Redneck from the CL Boards, which is, to say the least, fucking stupid.

Therefore, the responses that you get tend to be us “pwreppy high school boys” calling you out for posting stupid shit. For someone who touts their age and “wisdom”, you sure do have one of the most ignorantly limited perspectives of anyone I’ve come across. Seriously, did you write that you beat people’s ass who disagree with you? Wow, you’re the fucking truth, man.

Your seeming inability to comprehend basic literary constructs such as hyperbole, irony and self-depreciating humor is the reason that you think everyone here is being serious. Instead, the reason you don’t seem to find us laughing is because you don’t realize that we’re trolling you harder than you could ever imagine.

So, until you learn the intricacies of the interwebz and basic human communication (that doesn’t involve beating someone’s ass until the shut the fuck up or agree with you), maybe you should put the keyboard down, turn your blinker off, and get the fuck over yourself.

"We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees." –Jason Kidd

by Mexter Dccluster on Sep 27, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can I hear an Amen?

Amen brother, Amen!

With our football season already in the toilet, how can anyone be serious?

It is time for us to look for other sources of joy. Some of y’all appear to want to DROWN your sorrows with alcohol and some of y’all just want to deny the reality of our suckyness in football this year and continue to dream of winning some more games this season.

Hope continues to spring eternal for Hotty Toddy, Go Ole Miss REBELS and Beat Fresno State!

As for me, I am going to my great nephew’s wedding in Grenada on Saturday, and I will just listen to the Fresno State game on radio. It may be hard on the ears, but at least I won’t have to look at it too.

by GrayGhost on Sep 27, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nathan Stanley must be laughing so hard he's pissed himself or so pissed he missed out on an opportunity to play for the Rebels over two piss-poor Juco QB's..

I sure would have liked to see what he could have done. Scored some quick TD’s against JackState and didn’t look half bad. Way to go Nutt for killing another. Fuck me, we suck…

by Geaux To Hell LSU on Sep 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

He's the backup at SELA right now.

21 of 37, two touchdowns, three picks on the season thus far.

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