Okay, it's "National Dead Guy Week" in Memphis and Greatly Revered Favorite Late Son Week" in Tupelo.

I don't care which side you take, and I do lean toward him being at room temperature. However, I am puzzled there are two remaining life insurance policies that have never been cashed and (here's the BIGGEE) HIS MIDDLE NAME IS MISSPELLED ON HIS MARKER!!!

Why?

So if you don't care for the King, just Return this url to Sender. Still, I wouldn't piss him off by stepping on his Blue Suede Shoes, because if we Rebels need ONE thing...we need a Good Luck Charm. We weren't raised In the Ghetto, but we were handed a Teddy Bear we may or may not have wanted. Rebel Naysayers are facing this season with Suspicious Minds, you know.