For yet another offseason, it is summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff.
Albert Haynesworth - *burp* /holding bellichick's hoodie; looking guilty
- considering "Welcoming Present" options for Jeremiah Masoli
More after the jump...
Jeremiah Masoli - gettin' paid.
Stealing Purchasing a Macbook.
Dan Mullen - The same thing he does every Saturday morning: practice 122 variations of intercollegiate rivalry schtick and spend an hour on Monster.com
Houston Nutt - Same thing he does every Saturday morning: practice 122 variations of aloof glances and spend an hour on Myspace.com
Lance Pogue - Conspiring to destroy Mississippi State University
ESPN - exhaling...
Adam Schefter - having his existence as a twitter-integrated robot finally revealed
Carson Palmer - biting the hand that feeds him; being a huge douche
Barney Frank and Steven Colbert - being stern and zany, respectively
Ghost and Juco - this