Weekend Plans

For yet another offseason, it is summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff.

More after the jump...

Jeremiah Masoli - gettin' paid. Stealing Purchasing a Macbook.

Dan Mullen - The same thing he does every Saturday morning: practice 122 variations of intercollegiate rivalry schtick and spend an hour on Monster.com

Houston Nutt - Same thing he does every Saturday morning: practice 122 variations of aloof glances and spend an hour on Myspace.com

Lance Pogue - Conspiring to destroy Mississippi State University

ESPN - exhaling...

Adam Schefter - having his existence as a twitter-integrated robot finally revealed

Carson Palmer - biting the hand that feeds him; being a huge douche

Barney Frank and Steven Colbert - being stern and zany, respectively

Ghost and Juco - this