For yet another offseason, it is summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff.
This week's theme song is "Easy Does It" by Bonnie Prince Billy.
Juco All-American - He's eating and drinking in Rome right now. I mean "now" as in literally at this instant. I sorta hate him for it, but Rome's no Florence so I'll let it pass. /europesnob'd
Colonel Reb - gOiN oN tOuR!1 Causing a lot of middling mid-to-low range boosters to waste a lot of money.
Will Bardwell - Hating Julep on Twitter. Damn, that's icy.
CJ Johnson -
Driving a new Z71 around Oxford WORKING AND PRACTICING VERY HARD THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE YOU LEAVE CJ ALONE.
Ghost and a handful of other good DC area Rebels - Mississippi on the Mall, the premier event of the Mississippi Society of Washington, will consume our Saturday. This is the best thing ever for the Magnolia State diaspora. There's fried Delta Pride catfish, the George McConnell band, McAllister's sweet tea, plenty of Egg Bowl shit-talkin, and sixteen kegs worth of beer. We rip shit up out there within plain view of Abe Lincoln, the Capitol, and the Washington Monument without giving so much as one half of a damn, and we like it that way.
Jesse Grandy - Gettin hepped.
Clarion-Ledger Commenters - HAHAHA @ teh Black Bear TSUN Webels lol GO DAWGS, as well as, Danny Mullens Mullethead ha classless LOSER recruit STANKTOWN LOL SOUTH PANOLA! (Which sounds like one hell of a weekend to me)
Rory McIlroy - Getting everyone really excited about his upcoming US Open victory before shitting his pants on the fourth day.
Bunk Moreland - Is very fed up with your bullshit...
Jerrell Powe - Discovering Kansas City Barbecue. Inventing new forms of diabetes.