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"After Kirby Smart's agent kept coming back asking for more money"
the decision was simple.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Dec 5, 2011 10:41 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Resistance is futile
So Hotty Toddy, until such time when I should be disappointed again, which I hope will be very long to never, Coach Freeze. Let’s hope that those of us who have railed against this (myself included) are wrong, because there is no satisfaction found in being right in this. Sorry we’ve been as cold as ice.
(Let the punning begin in earnest.)
To paraphrase the brilliant and probably crazy John Robin Bradley, "If you ordered a train car full of New York sons of bitches, and all you got was one LSU fan, you would not be left wanting."
by Desperately Seeking Syniker Taylor on Dec 5, 2011 11:05 AM EST reply actions
Good idea...
…but I’m too lazy to do more than this.
A Football Program is a Terrible Thing to Waste.
Or maybe this...

A Football Program is a Terrible Thing to Waste.
by sutpens100 on Dec 5, 2011 12:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Let's Hire a Stark then
Tony or Ned any one of em
Graduated University of Mississippi Leonard McCoy School of Medicine, 2481
by SkylarkThibedeau on Dec 5, 2011 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, pretty please,
Can they play “Ice Ice Baby” when he walks out to meet the press?
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Dec 5, 2011 11:10 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Dec 5, 2011 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
Freezeku
Welcome Coach Freeze to
Our winter of discontent
it lasts forever
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by charlym on Dec 5, 2011 11:36 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Good Luck Coach!
You’ll have my full support, and when/if you succeed, I’ll buy tickets and financially support the program….
Love the Caption, after all we are gluttons for punishment
I don’t recall the last time he was here that we set the world on fire although to be fair I don’t know how big his role was with “Cookie Monster” at the helm, so I don’t know why time should be different. The definition of insanity “Doing the same things over and over but expecting different results”
I am hopeful but I"ll be a believer when I see improvement. Good luck again Coach
I'm hearing that
Frank Wilson is going to be named Offensive Coordinator. If it’s true, I will be pretty pumped up from a recruiting standpoint. For those unfamiliar with the name, Frank Wilson was one of the coaches/recruiters under Orgeron, and he’s been at LSU (coaching RBs and recruiting coordinator) for the past two seasons. One of the many reasons he’s so highly touted as a recruiter is that he has a lot of connections to high school coaches in Louisiana, having grown up in New Orleans and working in the Louisiana public school system for many years as a coach and an administrator.
While I assume Freeze would be the architect of the offense, Wilson is one of those assisstants whose name carries a good deal of weight in Southeastern coaching circles. I don’t know how he would be as an OC, but he’s an assisstant that definitely deserves a shot as a coordinator. If this is true, I’m really happy to have him back in Oxford.
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Dec 5, 2011 12:14 PM EST reply actions
i'm hearing that
he’s bringing Grant Heard and the other Kiffin with him. I also heard that Wilson is making $300K per at LSU so not sure we will best that.
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Given that we're likely getting Freeze for a beer and a smile
We may be able to get some good coordinators. We did have the 13th highest paid coach in FBS last year. Imagine what we might pay for a coaching team to win!
To paraphrase the brilliant and probably crazy John Robin Bradley, "If you ordered a train car full of New York sons of bitches, and all you got was one LSU fan, you would not be left wanting."
by Desperately Seeking Syniker Taylor on Dec 5, 2011 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
Also, seeing GH on our sideline
Honestly makes me feel a little verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves.
To paraphrase the brilliant and probably crazy John Robin Bradley, "If you ordered a train car full of New York sons of bitches, and all you got was one LSU fan, you would not be left wanting."
by Desperately Seeking Syniker Taylor on Dec 5, 2011 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
If Wilson is the OC/Asst. HC
then he’ll be offered more than $300K
and yes I like having Grant Heard in the fold. Maybe we can get Deuce on board too! IMO those moves would go a long way in restoring the pride our pro Rebels seem to have lost in our program.
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By beer and a smile
I mean more than $300K by far, but less than something relatively huge, so I’m hoping we can spread the wealth a bit. I think Deuce would be a nice boost to the base, but he’s never coached so far as I know, so I’m less comfortable with that. Heard was such an excellent WR, though, that I am excited to see what he can do with NB and DM.
To paraphrase the brilliant and probably crazy John Robin Bradley, "If you ordered a train car full of New York sons of bitches, and all you got was one LSU fan, you would not be left wanting."
by Desperately Seeking Syniker Taylor on Dec 5, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
i guess frank wilson would make deuce hire redundant
given that they’d most likely both be RB coaches
i’m hearing something like $750K per year for wilson
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If Wilson comes, I doubt it'd be as RB coach.
I don’t see any way that we pull him from LSU unless he’s given OC and/or Assistant HC.
by TwoYardsandaCloudofEnricky on Dec 5, 2011 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
Word.
To paraphrase the brilliant and probably crazy John Robin Bradley, "If you ordered a train car full of New York sons of bitches, and all you got was one LSU fan, you would not be left wanting."
by Desperately Seeking Syniker Taylor on Dec 5, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
He's on the sidelines of Saints games
I’m guessing he:
1. Coaches running backs
2. Eats the free food at facilities
3. Lives in the Superdome
4. A combination of the above
The last Rankin Rebel
by Reb on the Rez on Dec 5, 2011 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
Welcome back to Oxford, Coach...
Good luck and bring an extra layer of skin or two…and now….about this loud mouthed coach in Starkpatch….put the “chill” on him and his team and get us back on track to being a good, competitive team again to start with and build on that….Rome was not built in a day….the pizza parlors alone took a couple of weeks…..
Well, I am feeling better about this....
yesterday I awoke to what I could only describe as a nightmare. I was angry….no I was down right pissed. I was sure the world was going to come to an end…..and then I slept on it. The more I think about this hire the more I like it. I actually think this guy might be a great find for us. Lets look at it this way:
- He runs his offense WIDE OPEN. We have young talented WRs. He knows a good QB when he sees it. I think we are all tired of the ho-hum offense we have been running the past few years.
- dude can recruit. Its that simple. We need someone that can get the fresh talent in here and I think he will be the guy
- he can coach. Yeah, he hasnt coached in the SEC but everyone has to get their shot. Urban Meyer can from Utah. Saban from Michigan State and both of these coaches were at smaller school before that.
- he wants to be at Ole Miss. Thats huge for me. I want someone that loves the school as much as I do. I want him to win and then say "no I’m not leaving cause I love ole miss, i love oxford and I love beating the hell outta Miss. State every year.
- it cant hurt, he is hired, might as well support him. Lets get behind him an try and get some wins. Who know he might be the next Leach, Malzahn, Etc.
I know some people still dont like this hire and thats fine. But after thinking about it for a while I thinks is a SMART football hire….not a sexy one….but a smart one.
Welcome Coach Freeze…please be fucking awesome and not let us down.
by I piss excellence....sometimes on Dec 5, 2011 12:41 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Agree
I think that was one of the biggest faults with Nutt, he can’t teach QB’s and this one can, if we can steal a decent QB, I believe Freeze will turn him into a good one, unlike Nutt, unless he was NFL ready out of High School he didn’t have a clue what to do with him
Which brings up a question?
I agree with you, but what I have always wanted to know, is Nutt had Kent Austin on his staff at one time and surely he knew a thing or two about QB’s….why didn’t Nutt hold on to him? Was there friction between he and Nutt or did he really leave just to be come a head coach at Cornell? Seems like the offense lost some direction when Kent left and Nutt struggled in finding a good replacement for him. I know everyone says it is easy with good players but even good players need direction and I can’t see that they had much of that. I look forward to seeing what Coach Freeze and his staff do to bring some discipline and direction back to the team.
HC Job > Coordinator Job
He got offered a head coaching job. While its at a small school its still the HC job. I thought he did a great job. But also remember he had actual talent at the QB position. I would love to have him back but I think I want to see what coach Freeze can draw up first.
by I piss excellence....sometimes on Dec 5, 2011 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks....
I agree, I think Coach Freeze has a better offensive mindset than Nutt did and will surround himself with coaches that he trusts their input on rather than cronies that won’t rock his boat….
Hotty Toddy!!!!
As of 2:00 this afternoon, I am going to be one happy Rebel until the game is over on 9/1/2012! And I hope most games after that!!! Welcome home, Coach and Jill. I remember Coach Wilson, and we better pass the hat right now to get him. Could be a great ticket to turn Ole Miss around as quickly as possible. Just put on my Rebel sweatshirt and my late father’s Ole Miss cap and sipping NyQuil out of a champagne flute. …way down south in Mississippi there’s a spot that ever calls
"sipping NyQuil out of a champagne flute"
Either you have a cold, or you’re REALLY hitting the strong stuff for today’s presser.
Guessing it’s the first; get well soon.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Dec 5, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
Any word on who will coach the O Line?
The best offense in the world won’t do shit without someone to block for them.
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I'm just excited
that I can finally put together a weekly section called “Hues of Hugh.”
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."-Gandalf
by Mexter Dccluster on Dec 5, 2011 1:00 PM EST reply actions
"Pieces of Hugh"
To paraphrase the brilliant and probably crazy John Robin Bradley, "If you ordered a train car full of New York sons of bitches, and all you got was one LSU fan, you would not be left wanting."
by Desperately Seeking Syniker Taylor on Dec 5, 2011 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
"What I Like About Hugh"
To paraphrase the brilliant and probably crazy John Robin Bradley, "If you ordered a train car full of New York sons of bitches, and all you got was one LSU fan, you would not be left wanting."
by Desperately Seeking Syniker Taylor on Dec 5, 2011 1:10 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
This is pretty much going to make my day
The possiblities are endless.
To paraphrase the brilliant and probably crazy John Robin Bradley, "If you ordered a train car full of New York sons of bitches, and all you got was one LSU fan, you would not be left wanting."
by Desperately Seeking Syniker Taylor on Dec 5, 2011 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
My compliments have that effect on people.
I make days left and right.
Do you additionally make down days up?
And turn frowns upside down?
To paraphrase the brilliant and probably crazy John Robin Bradley, "If you ordered a train car full of New York sons of bitches, and all you got was one LSU fan, you would not be left wanting."
by Desperately Seeking Syniker Taylor on Dec 5, 2011 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
There's only so much I can do by myself.
But now that I have “What I Like About Hugh” playing in my mental soundtrack, the possibilities are endless.
You're welcome.
Should this result in a mini-office solo dance party, I’ll need to be informed.
To paraphrase the brilliant and probably crazy John Robin Bradley, "If you ordered a train car full of New York sons of bitches, and all you got was one LSU fan, you would not be left wanting."
by Desperately Seeking Syniker Taylor on Dec 5, 2011 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
"Deep Freeze."
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Dec 5, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
I vote for the open thread for his presser to be titled
“Nice to Meet Hugh”
by TwoYardsandaCloudofEnricky on Dec 5, 2011 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Seconded
To paraphrase the brilliant and probably crazy John Robin Bradley, "If you ordered a train car full of New York sons of bitches, and all you got was one LSU fan, you would not be left wanting."
by Desperately Seeking Syniker Taylor on Dec 5, 2011 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
Thirded
That was a called play, and I called it Brotha!!! HYYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
by Catfish Powe-boy on Dec 5, 2011 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
I appreciate that you skipped fourth
Just to use that picture
That was a called play, and I called it Brotha!!! HYYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
by Catfish Powe-boy on Dec 5, 2011 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
It just felt right.
Holding a snocone sign...
by hottytoddy07 on Dec 5, 2011 2:26 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
After giving it some thought...
I’d rather have a coach with something to prove as opposed to someone who just wants to coast through the rest of his time until retirement. It doesn’t matter who my first choice was. I’m behind Coach Freeze 100%. I do have a few questions:
Does anyone have an idea about what kind of defense we can expect? Will he be bringing his DC from Arkansas State with him? If so, what do we know about Tom Wommack?
I wouldn’t mind seeing Coach Burns and Coach Brewer remain on the staff.
When can we start passing a hat around to accept donations for the “Hire Tracy Rocker Away from the Tennessee Titans” fund?
I've been against this hire because I thought Freeze lacked the credintials for the job.
But I just came to the realization that “Hugh Freeze” rhymes perfectly with “Drew Brees.” Archie’s reasoning has become obvious to me now. Brilliant hire!
That was a called play, and I called it Brotha!!! HYYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
by Catfish Powe-boy on Dec 5, 2011 1:11 PM EST reply actions
See puns, above
We can make this work. I mean, is it the slapstick comedy gold of having a coach with the last name “Nutt”? No, sadly. But this name can be finessed in so many ways. And Mississippi is known for its prevalence of great writers. We have atleast that, if nothing else.
To paraphrase the brilliant and probably crazy John Robin Bradley, "If you ordered a train car full of New York sons of bitches, and all you got was one LSU fan, you would not be left wanting."
by Desperately Seeking Syniker Taylor on Dec 5, 2011 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
Just spit balling here...
Would a win in Starkville or Red Stick be referred to as Hell Freezing Over?
Holding a snocone sign...
by hottytoddy07 on Dec 5, 2011 1:32 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Genius
Hugh Freeze doesn’t know it, but simply by having a somewhat ridiculous name, he’s made Christmas come early.
Or is this an Early Frost because of the Freeze Warning?
To paraphrase the brilliant and probably crazy John Robin Bradley, "If you ordered a train car full of New York sons of bitches, and all you got was one LSU fan, you would not be left wanting."
by Desperately Seeking Syniker Taylor on Dec 5, 2011 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
ASU vs La Monroe game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCcXwRGLh4g
Granted the players are different but you can see his style of offense and defense.
This game had alot of turnovers from bad passes but for a change his qb did throw towards the middle of the field. Something we didnt do but like three times all season.
On defense they blitz a ton it seems with a 3 d-line always using stunts.
Give this guy SEC talent, he will for sure win 6 to 8 games a year.
by Areyouready?nonotreally on Dec 5, 2011 1:52 PM EST reply actions
His QB
Also throws passes further than 5-10 yards down the field….cant remember us doing that all season long
by I piss excellence....sometimes on Dec 5, 2011 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
The Official Wart Remover of the Ole Miss Rebels
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Dec 5, 2011 1:59 PM EST reply actions
Hugh Freeze on Crootin'
I had to look it up on Rivals, he is credited with crootin some of my all time favorite rebels
Greg Hardy
Markeith Summers (butter fingers) but highly rated out of HS
Cassius Vaughn
Allen Walker
Fon Ingram
I hope he hasn’t lost his relevency but if he can get more like these, we might just beat somebody, Especially Joe Paterno, I mean Sandusky, shit I mean Mullen the Missishitti State coach, future coach of the Penn State Boy Touchers
"Missishitti State"
Not as clever as you think it is. Can we avoid stooping to their level?
by TwoYardsandaCloudofEnricky on Dec 5, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"Penn State Boy Touchers"
Come on, that didn’t even have a joke in it. Sometimes, there’s a reason that the low hanging fruit is still on the branch.
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."-Gandalf
by Mexter Dccluster on Dec 6, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
DAMN
I just watched the video. We need to find a search committee to find Archie a fashion designer. YEESH!
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