Seriously. I grew up hating you guys still do. I'm an alumni and season ticket holder and I always always list yall at the top of my hate. Yeah sure, I flirt with Florida or Auburn, but I hate you guys. Therefore, you need to get good again to provide my life with some fun and levels of hate only Ole Miss can inspire.
People used to say when Alabama came back that "it's good for football" or "it just isn't college football without em". Fuck that noise. I want you guys back. I want our rivalry back. I want it as one of the best in the country. I want us playing on Halloween but that's another battle for another day considering how much of a pussy our AD is.
Now, Mike Leach is the coach for yall. Serious. He's cerebral. He's a lawyer. He never played football. He's probably never thought about Mississippi and especially the Rebels. He can run a system that competes with the best without having to recruit the same talent. I daresay you hire that man and you start beating MSU immediately and you'd be on par with the trash from Arkansas and Auburn. And the hell if you couldn't handle Vandy and Kentucky.
Now you're rolling you see? Now you pull in the talent you couldn't at first. Then you knock of Saban's grumpy ass and you're back! Then you roll into our game and we get back to what we do best, hating each other. Make it happen and please keep Olivia Manning away from all of this. She'll just put doilies under the lil orange endzone pylons and shit.