Ole Miss Rebels vs. Kentucky Wildcats SATURDAY OPEN THREAD
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 5, 2011 9:32 AM EDT
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November 5, 2011
2:30 PM Central
Commonwealth Stadium
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Kentucky vs. Ole Miss: What to Watch For
Houston Nutt Sees Similarities to Ole Miss in Kentucky (most notably that they're not good at football)
Trivia: Houston Nutt has lost eleven SEC games in a row. No Ole Miss coach has ever done that. We will keep mentioning this until Houston Nutt is either victorious over an SEC foe or tossed... Ole Miss' last SEC win was over none other than Kentucky last season... Joker Phillips' actual first name is Joker... Ole Miss has dominated Kentucky by a margin of 27-13-1, by far the Rebels' largest margin of victories over another SEC school.
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I started this shindig early so that we could
spend the day wallowing in our whole “we’re not Alabama or LSU” pity. Sound fun?
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 5, 2011 9:34 AM EDT reply actions
Here's a bit of positive news
Jaylen Walton has been going off apparently. He is leading the Memphis area in rushing. I didn’t realize that he picked us over Nebraska, Penn State, Auburn, Arkansas etc.
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."-Gandalf
by Mexter Dccluster on Nov 5, 2011 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of high school ball, the MS 6A playoffs are shaping up to be good.
Madison Central, Northwest Rankin, South Panola, Meridian, D’Iberville… Lots of good teams with a legit shot.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 5, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I think Olive Branch is going to win
because that Todd Mayes, their QB, is pretty good. They’re undefeated and already beat South Panola. Did Petal make the playoffs? I haven’t checked the paper today.
Also, I’m anxious to see if anyone in 5A South Mississippi can stand up to Lafayette.
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."-Gandalf
by Mexter Dccluster on Nov 5, 2011 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't think anybody in 6A can stand up to Lafayette.
There’s way too much talent on that offense.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 5, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
It's so weird.
I grew up hating Lafayette because they were our crosstown rivals. Now all my old friends from OHS live in the LHS district and send their kids there, so now they’re Commodore fans. Bizarre…
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
My brother is playing at NWR right now
So… go Cougars. Besides that, Olive Branch is HUGE this year. Those boys are Gargantuan for high school linemen.
The last Rankin Rebel
by Reb on the Rez on Nov 5, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
It's so depressing sitting here in Bham knowing how much fun two of my most hated rivals are having down the road in T Town.
Waiting to watch us play a game I give not one half of a shit about.
Signing in from Boonevegas
We need to kick some ass today!
http://www.watchespn.com
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 5, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Checking in
From lovely and scenic Kabul. Will not get to watch the game because crappy Afghanistan internet is crappy, so will be appreciative of score updates.
"I'm not from Hollywood, I'm not going to fuck your mouth, and my time is EXTREMELY valuable!"
by BrownTown Busta on Nov 5, 2011 12:01 PM EDT reply actions
Did anybody else see Brian Wilson being a damn goober on
Gameday? What an odd guy. Helluva closer, but about as strange as they get.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 5, 2011 12:04 PM EDT reply actions
Are you kidding???
That was their best show ever!!!
It was entertaining and funny,
but Brian Wilson’s still a goober.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 5, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Not gonna argue that!
But you gotta admit that the bearded Mike was pretty funny!
That was funny.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 5, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Brian Wilson is hysterical.
That was a called play, and I called it Brotha!!! HYYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
by Catfish Powe-boy on Nov 5, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear God I lost it when he played the trumpet and goes “I can play Alabama’s too. •doDOdoDOdo• Because you’re elephants.”
Only two people in the world have the easy-flow elbow, and one of them happens to be named Bruce Willis...
by 7thYearJunior on Nov 5, 2011 12:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Greatest Celebrity Pick Ever
Anyone who tells Lee Corso, “You keep that Ticonderoga to yourself” is awesome. And the Cocks and Backs was the most I’ve seen those guys lose it on air. LSU needs to adopt Brian Wilson Mike the Tiger after this game
I hate that guy
And I have no reason to support that
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Now watching a 4-4 Florida take on a 4-4 Vanderbilt and reminding
myself that these things are cyclical. In the long run football has the “haves” and “have nots,” but Alabama and LSU aren’t going to dominate forever, nor are we gonna suck balls forever. There is light at the end of the tunnel, y’all.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 5, 2011 12:23 PM EDT reply actions
I fully agree with you. It just sucks that right now the tunnel looks like this:
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Nov 5, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, 2 years is an improvement on the 1 year that they lasted for most of the last half-century.
Next time they might stretch it to 3 years.
Score one for optimism.
Tyler Campbell for Heisman.
Official Member of the Busch Stadium Squirrel Fan Club.
Checking in from work.
If you come into University Sporting Goods any time after 2:30 today, don’t expect any damn sevice. I will ignore you and continure cursing the computer monitor.
That was a called play, and I called it Brotha!!! HYYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
by Catfish Powe-boy on Nov 5, 2011 12:25 PM EDT reply actions
Cursing the computer monitor
Just another fanbase national championship we can claim.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
Sitting in Tullahoma,TN
Watching my son play Mario Kart
Beer and hot wings....mmmmmm
by Slates on Nov 5, 2011 12:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Just opened the Fat Tire.
Will be headed to some bars in a minute. DC people, come to Mason Inn for the game. If you holler at me I’ll buy you a shot.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 5, 2011 12:49 PM EDT reply actions
I might as well check in
Though I get to watch OM/UK by virtue of the Interwebs, I’m being forced to miss Bama/LSU to be dragged to a “family event”.
Hoping I can keep up surreptitiously on my phone, at least.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
Checking in from Olympia, WA
Does anybody have any idea how to get the game on internet radio?
by TheOnlySouthernMissRebelFan on Nov 5, 2011 1:07 PM EDT reply actions
Um...
olemisssports.com might offer a stream of David and Pals, but I think it costs $$.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
I'm looking for an online link too.....
Damn you Metrocast!
everything i've tried hasn't worked
and it’s not carried on a lot of stations that carry it per olemisssports.com
by TheOnlySouthernMissRebelFan on Nov 5, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Try this:
Checking in from the Town of the Cow
with a Rahr Oktoberfest. Dish says the game is on ESPNU. http://www.firstrowsports.tv/watch/90357/1/watch-ole-miss-vs-kentucky.html as a backup
Well,
firstrow no working today, ESPNU wants $$
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Checking in from my home office.
Watching Vandy-Florida and drinking Blueberry Cobbler coffee from Strange Brew in Starkville…even though they act like State-Grinding douches they do make great specialty coffees.
Yes, I’m bringing Kraken to Red Tent Rebellion, Corn Dog Edition, but I won’t be partaking. I got WASTED at the last one and spent the whole game trying to sober up enough to go home. I’m officially too old for that shit.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 1:46 PM EDT reply actions
Checking in from Geor-Gaaaa
Here’s hoping we won’t be the worst team in the league anymore.
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 1:51 PM EDT reply actions
I'm excited!
We’ll be ranked #11 on ESPN’s weekly blog! Hoddy Toddy!
That SHOULD improve things, they can't be much worse.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
You think you’re too old
I still find it cringe worthy when I hear/read the fairer sex use word douche. My daughter thinks its funnier than hell. That said, “State-Grinding douches” is hilarious
Uh women invented them, in fact "douche" is a French word meaning
“wash.”
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Tonight's big game:
Rooting for LSWho over Buma is like rooting for genital herpes over HIV……
Nice comparison.
I think herpes usually wins until HIV becomes full-blown AIDS. /medicalschool’d
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Nov 5, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Signin in from Batin Rudge...incognitus amongst the enemy
Suppose I’ll pull for these bat shit crazy, corn dog eating rapscallions, perhaps to hopefully share in their joyous celebrations and booty of war this evening, although they can still go to hell.
by Geaux To Hell LSU on Nov 5, 2011 3:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Checking in from Saltillo.
Mrs. Tuk u 2 is down in Orlando messing’ around with some rat-bastard and his goofy friends.
Signing in from the banks of the Red River in scenic Shreveport, Louisiana
Lovely day in the port city. Currently watching Florida and Vanderbilt, still looking for a link that will work for our game.
Also making finger puppets for the kids I babysit.
I’m the master of multitasking.
I just looked
It’s not on the list. I don’t know what gives. The only game I should be blacked out of is Louisiana-Lafayette’s.
I see that.
WTF, I checked Tuesday and it said it would be on there.
Fucking WWL, anyway.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
This works for me...low quality though
http://www.firesport.net/2011/08/watch-nfl-2011-live-online.html
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 3:31 PM EDT reply actions
And
Tons of annoying ads
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
danke shoen
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Really...
We have to deal with Matvick and Brian Griese AGAIN! The same Griese who said last week “If Ole Miss is smart, Houston Nutt isn’t going anywhere.” Awesome
I've muted my TV.
Tyler Campbell for Heisman.
Official Member of the Busch Stadium Squirrel Fan Club.
He outdoes himself week after week.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 5, 2011 3:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Timeout
Surprise Surprise…
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 3:35 PM EDT reply actions
Got to do it every game in the first 2 minutes.
Tyler Campbell for Heisman.
Official Member of the Busch Stadium Squirrel Fan Club.
Damn
That was right there…
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 3:38 PM EDT reply actions
I'm under the Dan Fouts mentality
If you can get your hands on it, you can catch it. Especially one as well thrown as that
3rd and 9
And KY converts…shocker!
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 3:45 PM EDT reply actions
You would think with a freshman qb who goes nothing but underneath
we would think about covering the flat. Great job Tyrone. You are a genius
Its a good thing we didn't pressure the young QB on 3rd and long!
He might have accidently thrown an incompletion!
Haha
Timeout KY…this is a Junior High Football game
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 3:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
DAMN YOU HOUSTON NUTT!
You will not “out timeout” us!
Holy shit. A bar in the NW is showing the game
Now that’s an actual defensive play. I didnt know we ran those anymore
by TheOnlySouthernMissRebelFan on Nov 5, 2011 3:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Kentucky may just be bad enough to make it look like Ole Miss knows what they're doing.
Tyler Campbell for Heisman.
Official Member of the Busch Stadium Squirrel Fan Club.
That's what scares me
The coaching staff will be re-affirmed that their typical play calling is actually good
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
BTW, drinking a BigRed Ram IPA
One thing the NW has going for it is good beer
by TheOnlySouthernMissRebelFan on Nov 5, 2011 3:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
What?
For those of us overseas with shitty/expensive internet….can someone describe?
Run up the middle! They're soft there!
never mind what Brasel did on the sweep!
How the Hell
Did Moncrief catch that??
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 3:54 PM EDT reply actions
I believe the ball just bounced our way.
It’s been a long time since that has happened.
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Nov 5, 2011 3:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I never realized the ball bounced....
Thats how long its been…..
Jesus Tap Dancing Christ
Another TimeOut
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
Obviously.....
Nutt has to come up with the best play that will lead to another FG attempt
Hopefully....
He’ll not be answering it ever again after the end of the season…..
So much for momentum
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 4:03 PM EDT reply actions
WTF
You run that shit on 3rd and goal from the 20!!?
by TheOnlySouthernMissRebelFan on Nov 5, 2011 4:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
AWESOME PLAYCALLING!!!
Just a little better, and you’ll get us out of FG range!
Too early?
Football is easy if you're crazy as hell. -Bo Jackson
by OverconservativeEgotisticalFootballCoach on Nov 5, 2011 4:05 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Aaaaaaaand, thassa rec.
Laughed out loud and woke the cat.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
That call was the shit of bulls.
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Nov 5, 2011 4:05 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Tuuuuurible call by the ref on the PI
but why the FUCK did Nutt feel the need to give UK’s defense a breather on 1st and goal???
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by The next, next Dex on Nov 5, 2011 4:08 PM EDT via iPhone app reply actions
Excellent Discipline
This is why we suck
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 4:08 PM EDT reply actions
Why wait for halftime adjustments?
Lets do it now!
What the hell is this officiating crew?
Let’s never do anything to that side of the field. And the 4-2-5 is so great, don’t change a thing.
So that is what a Redzone Offense Looks like
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 4:10 PM EDT reply actions
I ask myself:
How many KY jelly players would have DT Shackelford planted into the turf by now?
1st and Goal, TO, TD? Jealousss
by Geaux To Hell LSU on Nov 5, 2011 4:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Ole Miss:
Trading field goals for touchdowns since 1893….
Jacksonville, FL checking in
Missed most of the first quarter. Tuned in just as we let UK roll down to the 2-yd line. Great timing on my part, gah.
by King Compton on Nov 5, 2011 4:16 PM EDT via iPhone app reply actions
Fuckin A
They are pounding the right side and what do we do? Stack up the middle…..
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 4:17 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck Fuck Mother-Fuck
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Nov 5, 2011 4:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Keep running to the left
Bradley Sowell: Worst Left Tackle in the Southeastern Conference Three Years Running
Why is it...
that when other teams call time outs, they score touchdowns, and we lose yards and kick field goals?
Well Good Coaches
Usually notice something in the opposing teams defense and adjust to it or come up with a clever play call. Ours spend the timeout telling our players that they are doing good and are proud of all the have accomplished, then get owned by the opposing team’s coaches.
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
NOBODY
makes rookie QB’s look like blue chippers like we do!
We're rolling up the yards now!
….um……wrong way guys!
These fucking O-Line players
Need to lose their scholarships
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 4:33 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck it. I'm hoping UK blows us out.
So sick of watchin this shit.
Don't worry!
We’ll come out on fire in the second half!
My split personality shows again.
The part of me that bleeds red and blue and has since I was born wants to win, as always.
The pragmatic, yet irrational and impatient at the same time, part of me wants us to lose ALL THE GAMES and an announcement before the end of the season that Nutt will NOT be returning. Because I think another 0-8 season will insure that.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 4:34 PM EDT reply actions
"Interesting chess match"
Looks more like checkers to me……
More like that little peg game at Cracker Barrel.
i.e. that frustrating way of passing the time until the meatloaf and hashbrown casserole (LSU-Bama game) arrives.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I want a fucking coach who gets as pissed off as I do
when we do stupid shit.
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Nov 5, 2011 4:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Ditto
I mean I want someone to get Muschamped
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm so tired of late flags.
Lack of discipline. And a horrible horrible timeout to challenge. Awesome
Wow, not just timeouts BUT our one challenge!
That takes talent. And by talent I mean sheer dumbassery.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Now we're just looking desperate..
by Geaux To Hell LSU on Nov 5, 2011 4:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Way to blow the ONLY challenge of the game reverend.
We probably won’t need that later. But seriously, we won’t
by The next, next Dex on Nov 5, 2011 4:45 PM EDT via iPhone app reply actions
If we're playing like this now
I can’t WAIT to see what the 3rd quarter is gonna look like!
only Bolden could get a couple of yards on that play
Nutt will be disappointed that he didn’t lose yards.
Bend but don't break, y'all
by The next, next Dex on Nov 5, 2011 4:55 PM EDT via iPhone app reply actions
Here is the important question
Does the coaching staff go into half “happy” that they are within 1 point or have aggressive play calls and try to make something happen, I can’t wait for this halftime interview.
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 4:57 PM EDT reply actions
Man we really are gettin a head start on the 3rd quarter collapse huh?
by The next, next Dex on Nov 5, 2011 4:58 PM EDT via iPhone app reply actions
Yep
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
that's way more exciting
by The next, next Dex on Nov 5, 2011 5:01 PM EDT via iPhone app up reply actions
Man, we really don't have a serviceable
QB on the roster do we?
by bball1984 on Nov 5, 2011 5:01 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I just realized
that I’ve seen Ole Miss lose more times than I’ve seen them win. I kinda feel stupid…
Football is easy if you're crazy as hell. -Bo Jackson
by OverconservativeEgotisticalFootballCoach on Nov 5, 2011 5:02 PM EDT reply actions
When the anesthesia kicks in.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Anesthesia = Bourbon.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, great damn half
Two 1st quarter timeouts, dumbass challenge. Nope, those timeouts were unnecessary and useless
I would LOVE to see them come out and run the option in the second half, BUT.....
that would require a halftime adjustment to do that….
It's good to see Nutt coaching his ass off to try to save his job...
wait, his job is safe? Well that makes much more sense
by The next, next Dex on Nov 5, 2011 5:06 PM EDT via iPhone app reply actions
I'm just going to assume...
…that even if we’d saved those timeouts, we couldn’t have made any late first half points out of ’em.
From a UK Beat Writer
“UK is lucky Ole Miss burned all its timeouts. Starting at own 26 with 33 seconds left, Rebels rip runs of 10, 13, 14 yards to end half.” Not lucky, that’s just how we like to play the game.
Signing in from oxford
Enjoying some half price sushi at two stick. Did Houston actually made an attempt to get points at the end of a half?
by WrigleyvilleReb on Nov 5, 2011 5:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Number of unanswered points KY scores in 3rd quarter?
I’m going with 15
by The next, next Dex on Nov 5, 2011 5:15 PM EDT via iPhone app reply actions
Number of third and longs
Kentucky will complete?
by WrigleyvilleReb on Nov 5, 2011 5:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'll go 13
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
HALF TIME INTERVIEW...
Reporter: Houston, why did you challenge the pass interference?
Houston: Because that there football was all wobbly and stuff
Reporter: What do you think the keys to the second half will be
Houston: well, we’ll probably call all three of our timeouts in the first 10 minutes, lay an egg in the third quarter, and run some gadget plays in the fourth to put it out of reach
Reporter: Do you really think that will help you win the game
Houston: aw Hell, is that the point of the game?
by 3rd and Bourbon on Nov 5, 2011 5:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
So can anyone explain why on every third and long play we either
go with an underneath pass or a designed run up the middle of some type. I would think we would at least make a halfway decent attempt to chuck it down field within a reasonable distance of first down.
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
At least we've got a sweet commercial.
“You never leave Ole Miss.”
I hope this doesn’t include Houston Nutt.
The last Rankin Rebel
True.
“Ole Miss: Kicking coaches under contract to the curb since 1848”
The last Rankin Rebel
by Reb on the Rez on Nov 5, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Welcome back Enrique
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 5:35 PM EDT reply actions
Houston Nutts second half strategy
No passing, because that would be effective. We will exclusively run.
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
I've totally given up on the online stream...
Its radio from here on out….
Which link were you using
Quality is low on the one I’m using but the other one I found kept cutting in and out…
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
JackPot
Brassel!
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 5:38 PM EDT reply actions
Brassell!!!!
Even Nutt’s best laid plans can’t thwart talent!
Thank goodness for a great passing play!
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
Amen
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm still waiting for a late flag
This just doesn’t feel right…
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
and...
We managed to save 2 timeouts heading to the fourth which must some kind of miracle. The football gods favor us.
by 3rd and Bourbon on Nov 5, 2011 6:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Huh...new strategy?
FUCK the first half. Put all the energy on the second.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 5:39 PM EDT reply actions
Cookie Dough really DOES make the pain go away.
Maybe I should have been baking DURING the games instead of after them.
You mean Bradley Sowell doesn't have a hold yet?
That’s Amazing!
The last Rankin Rebel
by Reb on the Rez on Nov 5, 2011 5:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Boom
Rec’d for you my friend, I too am at a loss for words, alas, there is plenty of time left
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahhhhhh!
Here it comes! Our nemesis, the “methodical third quarter drive”!
That's right
We were just toying with them in first half
Clay Matvick needs to go back to grade school
0 is not 1, therefore, 21 is not 20.
There is timeout number one
Something is wrong with the scoreboard
It says we scored points in the third quarter?
by WrigleyvilleReb on Nov 5, 2011 5:51 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I've got this figured out:
If you’re a head coach, all you have to do is pretend that you’re gonna go for it, and Ole Miss is guaranteed to waste a time out. You could be 4th and 20 on your own goal line, and Nutt will fall for it.
If that had been a GOOD team,
We would have given them a free timeout to come up the the best play in which to score against us.
Sidebar
The line judge for the Stanford/Oregon State game just got laid the fuck out
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions
Moncrief is a got-damn monster
by The next, next Dex on Nov 5, 2011 5:55 PM EDT via iPhone app reply actions
It's a pillow fight to the finish...
which team can be more ineffective in the 4th
by The next, next Dex on Nov 5, 2011 6:01 PM EDT via iPhone app reply actions
It's hard for me to like Pendleton
Because every time the ball is thrown his way and its uncatchable, he showboats like he did something. When its catchable, its either caught or a pass interference
Not just Pendleton
Our whole Secondary has this problem, hardly consistent play from anyone, but they sure as shit showboat all the damn time.
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we're clearly more talented
But this team is entirely uninspired.
And Uncoached
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
They only lead by a field goal!
We can do field goals!
Best game of the century and worst game of the century played on the same day
when has that ever happened?
Thats me.
Well that was bound to happen
Their receivers have been getting separation on our All American Secondary all damn day, sooner or later Smith was bound to accidentally throw it close to someone.
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 6:09 PM EDT reply actions
Looks like we are trading our 3rd Quarter problems
for 4th Quarter problems.
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 6:14 PM EDT reply actions
The amount of penalties against our team this season
Is enough to justify kicking Nutt’s ass out of Oxford.
And… THAT playcall.
The last Rankin Rebel
What do you mean
Aren’t you familiar with our standard go to play on third and long? It’s either the underneath pass or a nice run up the middle.
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
the 4th is the new 3rd
by The next, next Dex on Nov 5, 2011 6:15 PM EDT via iPhone app reply actions
Now lemme see.....
The strength of the KY defense is its linebackers. Thus, out third down play was right in their wheelhouse…
Even Campbell is looking rough today.
What gives?!
Thank God their QB is crappy!
Maybe they’ll just beat us by a couple of scores….
I just realized
Since its after Halloween, Ole Miss football is like the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Overall, the product is crappy, but we still put so much into it like its great. Let’s just pray to God we never see Hootie Dale in Tim Curry’s lingerie
And The Grove = the actual fun part, i.e.
dressing up, yelling stuff and food (except in the Grove we eat it, at the movie we throw it).
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
We've got a chance!
so Nutt puts Enrique in! We’re saved!
Fuck this coaching staff.
They’re making a bad Kentucky team (think about that) look decent.
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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 5, 2011 6:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
This many penalties
Tells me that coaches aren’t coaching or the players just don’t listen to them, either way there is no accountability on this team and zero focus on discipline.
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions
Surprise
Another penalty..
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions
We need to hire a new assistant
who’s job is slapping players who f**k up!
He'd break his hand slapping that many players.
Tyler Campbell for Heisman.
Official Member of the Busch Stadium Squirrel Fan Club.
Un-FUCKING-believable
Stop with the FUCKING PENALTIES
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 6:28 PM EDT reply actions
Don't worry Nutt worked in an extra penalty or two to our scheme this game per drive.
It’s just all part of the plan.
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
This game is about as exciting as the missionary position
by The next, next Dex on Nov 5, 2011 6:31 PM EDT via iPhone app reply actions
And yet as painful as the kinky stuff.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Can I get an epidural here?
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions
It just occurred to me
a loss here OFFICIALLY makes us the worst team in the SEC
Ketsup Chips
Making as much since as this gameplan….and you’d have to be high to enjoy them.
Thats me.
Hey they have the lead with under 5 min to go. DO YOU THINK THEY MIGHT RUN THE BALL??
by The next, next Dex on Nov 5, 2011 6:35 PM EDT via iPhone app reply actions
That would be logical!
Therefore Houston Nutt and Nix won’t understand.
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
DOES NOT COMPUTE!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!
by The next, next Dex on Nov 5, 2011 6:40 PM EDT via iPhone app up reply actions
Well that's game.
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
Now THATS a coach with a pair of balls!
why can’t we do shit like that???
Pendleton gets owned....Again
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 6:35 PM EDT reply actions
Has to be the worst DB in the SEC.
Tyler Campbell for Heisman.
Official Member of the Busch Stadium Squirrel Fan Club.
I'm okay with burning everything down
anddown and starting all over again. Who’s with me?
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 5, 2011 6:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
I will lead the bring the mob.
You just bring the torches and gas. We start with Boone though!
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
I've got Lime
And a shovel in my trunk, just tell me where
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll hang back,
call the bail bondsman, and get bail set.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I've uh...watched a lot of Dexter (the show, not the RB).
I’m sure I learned something about hiding evidence…
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Don'r forget the visqueen and the duct tape.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
GODDAMNIT STFU ABOUT THE COTTON BOWLS!
They mean NOTHING.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 6:37 PM EDT reply actions
But, but , but Houston Nutt said they do
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
Did I mention I saw Nutt at Volta the other day?
I was going through Oxford on the way to Memphis, had lunch with the parents. He walked in with one of his other coaches I think (full head of gray hair, thin), looked intense…or as intense as one can look eating Hotty Toddy Balls.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Got a link to coach bios?
I’m sure I can ID him in a lineup (sorry, I know I should know what they all look like).
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
It was totally David Lee.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Who wants to bet?
that Max Smith is the SEC player of the week.
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 6:40 PM EDT reply actions
You guys think you've got it bad?
I’m leaving this game to go to a fucking musical.
Annie.
And there’s no liquor.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
It's a hard know life!
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
knock. not know.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
This might be the one thing worse than getting beat by Kentucky.
You have my sympathy.
Tyler Campbell for Heisman.
Official Member of the Busch Stadium Squirrel Fan Club.
Annie?...oof.
Would be worth it if it was Spamalot, Wicked, or Young Frankenstein.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
It's official. This team is straight mailing it in from here on out
by The next, next Dex on Nov 5, 2011 6:41 PM EDT via iPhone app reply actions
I thought it was "phoning it in."
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I would have thought we'd go with the "texting it in" joke.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Ooh. That's even more betta
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Houston Nutt has a present for everyone
It’s called our second consecutive losing season.
Thank God they used their last time out!
I was worried for a second there!
So question, should Houston Nutt and Boone be fired now to show we are doing something?
I think it might help save recruiting if we at least give Brewer or someone else the job in the interim. That would let us go ahead with the AD search in time to have one by December and a new coach in time to save the remnants of our recruiting. So I say yes. What do y’all think?
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
I think it's safe to say
We’ll bone ourselves in the decision making process. WAOM.
The last Rankin Rebel
by Reb on the Rez on Nov 5, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
NOW!!!!!
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
So long as we don't hire anyone from Penn State.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck me.
I’d almost rather have a child molester as coach than anybody we currently have on staff.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
That can be arranged, this IS Mississippi after all.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm totally going to hell.
I shouldn’t be laughing because it’s AWFUL and SO WRONG, but I am.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I'm a Mississippi lawyer, and
nothing shocks me anymore. And I’m likely going to hell anyway.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Its a fucking blowout
How incredibly embarrassing….
If only Pete Boone wasn't our AD
We’d be beating Kentucky by 40! /tonsofidiots’d
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by Juco All-American on Nov 5, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions
Well Nutt sure as hell wouldn't have a 6mil buyout
The last Rankin Rebel
by Reb on the Rez on Nov 5, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Good point.
I just am flabbergasted by the number of people who are still saying, “Nutt is a good coach. He just has his hands tied by Pete Boone.” Are you hearing yourself?
Red Cup Rebellion - An Ole Miss Blog
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by Juco All-American on Nov 5, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Could be worse, they could be blaming the mascot.
Tyler Campbell for Heisman.
Official Member of the Busch Stadium Squirrel Fan Club.
by Wild Rebel on Nov 5, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's not that.
It’s that even if we fire Nutt, Boone will just hire another shitty coach.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
This is the truth.
And the scariest part of it all.
Tyler Campbell for Heisman.
Official Member of the Busch Stadium Squirrel Fan Club.
I DO blame the mascot!
I suspect he’s secretly drawing up plays for them
Who IS under that bear costume, anyway?
We sure it’s not Whit Waide, sabotaging TSUN as he grinds?
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
No, our bear is not this stupid. I'm certain if it.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I DO say can the bear!
I’m tired of all of the crap surrounding it. Lets just go back to no mascot at all…..
No because then we would at least have a 3rd graders chance of calling a good play!
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
I hope this game took care of any such ideas.
I set there the entire game calling our offensive plays, that is how easy our offense was to read. And of course Nix has no idea how to stack the box to stop the run, especially when you can see that is all that they are going to do!
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
Who the hell would we hire?
And who the hell would come?
Excellent questions.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
T'would take a miracle of the Great Deluge proportions
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Lots of people
would come get paid 2.5 million a year to coach a program that only expects minor bowls.
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by Juco All-American on Nov 5, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Amen
I’ll take anyone that can consistently get us to a 6, 7, or 8 win season and get us in position to make the next leap up. Actually you know what, I wont be greedy, I’ll take someone who can beat the shitty SEC teams that we are expected to beat.
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
This.
Let’s start by getting a coach that can beat Vandy every year and beat State at least every other year. If we actually did that, I think we’d be in a bowl game more often than not. We at least wouldn’t have to deal with this “winless in the SEC” bullshit we’re dealing with now.
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Nov 6, 2011 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
How fitting!
A penalty here at the end! Shit! We can’t even get a scab score!
By the way,
a few weekends ago I was watching the game and my mother-in-law walked in. She doesn’t watch football so doesn’t know Nutt, et al. She asked if our head coach wore a toupee.
I gigglesnorted.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 6:51 PM EDT reply actions
Fire Boone now. Fire Nutt at the end of the season.
That gives you roughly a month to find a new AD before he conducts a coaching search. Like Cutler said this has to be burned to the ground. Firing Nutt at this point doesn’t get you anything. Season’s done.
by The next, next Dex on Nov 5, 2011 6:54 PM EDT via iPhone app reply actions
Amen! That is what I have been saying for a month!
I will never trust any coach hired by Boone, that is for sure!
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
I'm not one of those people that think Boone is the reason
We’re not winning but this whole thing we have going on clearly isn’t working and it needs to be rebuilt from the top down. If the results in the department weren’t reason enough, I’m just tired of that being the only topic of conversation.
by The next, next Dex on Nov 5, 2011 7:02 PM EDT via iPhone app up reply actions
Boone isn't the reason the football team isn't winning.
He is a big reason all the athletic teams are pretty much like this though.
Tyler Campbell for Heisman.
Official Member of the Busch Stadium Squirrel Fan Club.
Oh I know he's not and said as much but like you said he's responsible
for the whole athletic department looking like this. He just doesn’t get a pass in this debacle is all I’m saying.
by The next, next Dex on Nov 5, 2011 7:12 PM EDT via iPhone app up reply actions
It's a business damnit. Run it like one?
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
WHUCK?
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
"We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them."-Einstein
Fire Boone and Nutt..simple truth
by Geaux To Hell LSU on Nov 5, 2011 6:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Everyone. Seriously. What the hell is going on here?
Just how far down can we sink? Hell, at least we won the same number of games under Ogrehead, and had better players!
Orgeron at least made the games look competitive.
Nutt no longer even does that.
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
I'm out of here for the evening. Thanks for the snark.
I will watch the LSU-Bama game tonight, but I’m not even sure I’ll be able to recognize it as a football game after being blinded by this abortion.
There will be some fine football to be sure.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
We still play football?
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
I suppose it an exercise that is open to interpretation by the observer.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
HEY!
If we pass the Prop 26 on Tuesday, Nutt can go to jail for doing this to us!
Yeah! Maybe I should vote YES after all.
And to think, even after a Yes vote, it’ll still be perfectly legal to Bust a Nutt.
Can you say raincoat?
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Insanity:
Doing the same thing over and over again, hoping for a different outcome each time.
But, but , but Houston Nutt said we were just this close to making things work
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
hard to believe this program won a national championship...
Even if it was 50 years ago. I expect a press release with a resignation or two ASAP. Surely Dickie Scruggs has got a few million in the Bahamas to pay the buyout.
by lhwhitt on Nov 5, 2011 7:01 PM EDT via iPhone app reply actions
He's still in jail.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure certain arrangements can be made
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
Dude, there are schools who won national championships
who no longer HAVE football programs. Hmmm…nah, never mind.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Well we've ALWAYS had football at Ole Miss.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Just saw a score on ESPN News.
Did KY really score again and get to 30?
Tyler Campbell for Heisman.
Official Member of the Busch Stadium Squirrel Fan Club.
Yep
Kentucky literally ran the score up on us. Let that sink in.
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
How do you figure that.
The final score came off a run straight up the middle, can’t get more conservative than that.
I woke up feeling BLUE this morning. It's gonna be a great day.
So who should start the collections for the buyout fund?
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
I'm outta here!
About to watch Bumma-LSWho game. At least at team that I totally hate will lose!
by Mark K on Nov 5, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
On to the other game.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Nov 5, 2011 7:14 PM EDT reply actions
Historic low point
Achieved.
Another 0-fer SEC season is now all but assured.
Staggering. How did we get here?
There are several creatures approaching from the Southeast...
Well, you see, it all started back in 19 dickety three...
When the Kaiser stole our word for twenty and we went to war with yellow onions on our belt.
And then a few things happened, and now we suck at football.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
Have we reached the level of wearing paper bags on our heads yet?
Tyler Campbell for Heisman.
Official Member of the Busch Stadium Squirrel Fan Club.
I hope so
because how much further can we fall
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Putting plastic bags over our heads.
Tyler Campbell for Heisman.
Official Member of the Busch Stadium Squirrel Fan Club.
touche
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
But I need my paper bag
to carry my Kraken in the Grove!
Oh who are we kidding, I will have finished it before then…
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Personally, I prefer 10 Cane to Kraken. Just me though.
Beer and hot wings....mmmmmm
by Slates on Nov 5, 2011 9:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Wild Rebel, I would say that being blown out by Vandy and KY
in the same year deserves at least as much. This is incredible. If I were on the Athletic Department football staff at Ole Miss, I would be ashamed to show up for work Monday unless it were to clean out my desk. Can we get some occupy Wall Streeters to hang out in front of the AD-wait, they couldn’t possibly stink it up or crap it up any worse than it already is. Un-be-lievable. There must be legal standing to negate Nutt’s buy out in light of the product he has produced this year. Aren’t contracts two way exchanges?
I agree with who ever it was up the thread that said the team is mailing it in from here out. I hope they do. Hell, we may as well throw a few ineligible players on the field and so we can forfeit the rest of the season. At least then we would have an excuse. Right now there is none.
Shit, imagine how Fresno State must feel.
I agree with pretty much everything you just wrote.
Tyler Campbell for Heisman.
Official Member of the Busch Stadium Squirrel Fan Club.
Anyone wanna bet
On how many times they show the Trent Richardson highlight run off of Ole Miss?
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions
About as often
as they show the Valpo highlight EVERY March Madness?
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 5, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
That shit
will never end
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Nov 5, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions
To hell with "From Dixie with Love"
This team’s theme song is “I’ll Be Home for Christmas”
Word on Twitter is........
That the Nutter has been fired!
That's been the word on Twitter for the last two months.
Ugh, I just turned around and saw footage of a sweet potato pie eating contest. It was disgusting and looked like vomit, and yet it still wasn’t the worst thing I saw today.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 6, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Rumors have also stated Boone is fired, Boone and Nutt are fired, and they are resigning to form a boy band together.
Wait, I made that last one up. But at this point I wouldn’t be surprised to hear it.
Tyler Campbell for Heisman.
Official Member of the Busch Stadium Squirrel Fan Club.
The day that the rumors are true will be a happy day indeed.
Then I can just look back at this time and say:
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Nov 6, 2011 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I will forever rec this like a boss.
You mean BEST GIF EVER, amiright?
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 6, 2011 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I love hot it's just so clear what he's saying
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."-Gandalf
by Mexter Dccluster on Nov 6, 2011 9:45 AM EST up reply actions
Rumor has it... or at least I've heard
that Boone tried to resign earlier in the year due to the pressure from the fans and alums. However Dr. Dan Jones told him that he COULD NOT leave. Basically Dan doesn’t want to give the impression that the “power” lies with the alums and they have the ability to force such things. But hey who funds our athletic programs? And regardless if what I heard was true, it’s obvious that if something isn’t done fairly soon after the State game, regardless of the outcome, we are going to have some UNHAPPY fans/alums. So the way I see it, Boone and Nutt are gone. And they can take David Lee with his screens and draws on 3rd and a mile, along with Nix and his non run stopping 4-2-5 bullshit, with them.
"Who funds our athletics programs"
Umm… ESPN.
(There are also tickets sales and such, but the idea that alumni donations fund the athletics department isn’t entirely true.)
And I think that, if that is the case, then Dan Jones made the correct decision. A university chancellor cannot and should not bow to public pressure. I am totally fine with him being patient and deliberate with his decision making in this regard.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 6, 2011 7:27 AM EST up reply actions
Probably not realistic
but I would like to see clauses put into the new HC contract that after year 1, if you lose to vandy, ky, or a lower tier team that you forfeit part of your coaching salary. If you beat a ranked SEC opponent you get a, bonus, beat state a bonus. get to bowl bonus, Win the west get double salary, Same goes for OC and DC.
Hmmm...I like this.
I don’t know enough about contract/labor laws to know if this would work though. But hell, aren’t these football blogs full of lawyers anyway? Someone has the answer!
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 6, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
Even if Nutt and hopefully Boone leave as well
Do we really have a Div 1 QB in the locker room? All Mackey can throw are rainbows, anything mid field or under is 5-10 yards over the head. Brunetti/Stanley are 3rd string at best. Who has been developed and is the heir apparent to Bolden? What coach looking to get ahead in Div 1 would even consider taking this job knowing there are at least 2 years away in recruiting to get the program to a mediocre standard and if Boone survives? And while I’m on the soap box, at least losing was somewhat fun when we had the Colonel and the band could play the “traditional” songs, the Chancellor has a hand in UM hitting a new low as well.
"at least losing was somewhat fun when we had the Colonel and the band could play the "traditional" songs"
I have as little fun when we lose now as I did when we had the colonel and the song. The only difference is that now I have to listen to people bitch about their “TERDISHUNS DAMMIT!” when we lose.
As far as the QB situation goes, I honestly think Mackey has the potential to be a solid QB. He just needs a better system and an offensive line/running game to go with his athletic ability. I also think that a coach like Mike Leach (who’s not my number 1 choice) could have gotten this team to a bowl game this year.
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Nov 6, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Herpa derpa
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."-Gandalf
by Mexter Dccluster on Nov 7, 2011 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
We had 11 penalties for 93 yards
We had 392 yards of offense, Kentucky had 398. Penalties make the fucking difference. We were down 16-13 and crossed midfield and then get a false start followed by holding. Either our lineman are deaf or we have poor coaching that doesn’t emphasize how AVOID JUMPING INTO THE GODDAMN NEUTRAL ZONE
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."-Gandalf
by Mexter Dccluster on Nov 7, 2011 10:41 AM EST reply actions
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