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Toby Keith - Red Solo Cup Video

Now a red solo cup is the best receptacleFor barbecues tailgates fairs and festivalsAnd you sir do not have a of testiclesIf you prefer drinking from glass
A red solos cup is cheap and disposableAnd in 14 years they are decomposableAnd unlike my home they are not for closableFreddie-Mac can kiss my ass woo
Red solo cup I fill you upLets have a party lets have a partyI love you red solo cup I lift you upProceed to party proceed to party
Now I really love how your easy to stackBut I really hate how your easy to crackCuz when beer runs down the front of my backWell that my friends is quite yucky
But I have to admit the ladies get smittenAdmiring how sharply my first name is writtenOn you with a sharpie when I get to hittin'on them to help me get lucky[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/red-solo-cup-lyrics-toby-keith.html ]
Red solo cup I fill you upLets have a party lets have a partyI love you red solo cup I lift you upProceed to party proceed to party
Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellowBut only you red will do for this fellowCuz you are my Abbot to my CostelloAnd you are the fruit to my loom
Red solo cup your more than just plasticYou're more than amazing you're more than fantasticAnd believe me when i'm not the least bit sarcasticwhen i look at you and say:
"Red solo cup, your not just a cup. You're my, you're my friend. (life long) Thank you, for being my friend.
Red solo cup I fill you upLets have a party lets have a partyI love you red solo cup I lift you upProceed to party proceed to party

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