Our Offensive Signals: Not Smarter Than a Fifth Grader

This reminds me (not in a good way) of in the early ’80’s when we lost a game to Florida, 15-3 I think. After the game, the media interviewed FL defenders who told them. On running plays. the Ole Miss lineman would line up on their toes, on pass plays they’d line up on their heels, EVERY time.

This is absolutely pathetic and sickening. This might be one of the biggest WAOM moments.

why we couldn’t score after the first drive. As if we needed to help the other teams out any… In case the coaches haven’t noticed, we just aren’t that good. Thanks Juco, you just took any hopes I had left that any of our coaches knew what the hell they were doing. We are offically the “Bad News Bears”. (Except that shit was mildy amusing when I was a child.)

that I wanted to run and complain to my super LSPoop fan cousin about this. Then I remembered that we play them this weekend. Then I realized that there’s some odd possibility that the mad-hatter just stupidly overlooks this. So I have to just hold it in. :(

We’re not a bad team, just Retarded. Wonder if that’s why the Dolphins are “a tiny bit” better cause the opposition doesn’t know what play they are running now. Those DC’s could just show up and look across the field. No film time needed for the Rebels cause I’ve got a binoculars…LOL…SIGH

This is the same thing Academy A ball coaches do…

This gives me hope.

If our coaching is this bad – maybe we have the talent to do something next year.

My guess is that our next coach will be SEC Coach of the Year next year after a 6-6 year.

This is worse than the Brent Shaeffer mouthpiece thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yngq9NmOnFw&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MiNxdpWFD8&feature=youtu.be#t=01m30s

Only Ole Miss can turn a thread of absolute, complete and total failure into win. FUCKING WIN BABY!!!!!!!!!

I actually pointed this out to my wife a few weeks ago and she thought I was crazy. They hold up a sign that says “BRZ” all the time. Anyone with half a brain knows the ball is going to Brassell. Sure enough every time to Brassell. I also saw the T.S. and J.S. signs. So your run of the mill average college football fans are figuring out the plays. You dont think all the coaches that watch HOURS of tape are figuring this out. No wonder we are a joke.

Bring on the Pirate!!! Arrrrghhh!!!

Every single coach sould be shot… This makes me feel stupid to be a fan of Ole Miss.

a picture of a German Panzer tank. Obviously, the man was calling up yet another of his “patented” blitzes. I wonder if he knew that we were on offense?

a sign that read “Eat Mor Chikin.” The cow costume he wore looked damn real, but I’m pretty sure it was him.

a sign that read “I’m with stupid.” He was standing next to Houston Nutt.

a picture of Donald Trump. “Ah, he’s reminding the coaches that they’ve been fired” I thought to myself. Turns out, he was talking to his barber and just really likes the haircut.

Hire Orgeron again, let him recruit for three years, fire him, hire Leach, and dust a spot off in the trophy case for the Sears Trophy. Its that easy……

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I for one will not miss Nutt doing the finger pinch when calling plays. It looked like he was trying to pinch his nipples right on the sideline. The shit we had to put up with these last four, no last seven, no last twelve years, no last oh i give up, bring on the next nipple pinching, redbull drinking and what in the hell did I just do coach. So we fans can have another good laugh.

At the end of the 3rd quarter, I saw Bradley Sowell with his arm raised, holding four fingers in the air. “Hell yes!” I thought, “Bradley’s signifying that the Rebels are going to own the 4th quarter and we’re going to win this fucking game!” Turns out, Sowell was just announcing how many false starts he would have in the final 15 minutes of play.

and I never saw Barry Brunetti.

and a giant anvil just missed Nutt, but it broke Bolden’s other ankle.

Laughing my ass off at this comment section. I’m also 14% certain that this document will be engraved in stone and filed in the Ole Miss Football Vault for future generations to refer to.

my bad.

Since my seats are behind the team, could someone on the east side make matching signs and hold them up so I can keep up with the playing calling ( not that it’s that hard to figure out with the signs)? I figure if the coaches can “phone it in” with their job this Saturday I can do the same with my fan participation.
Wait a minute…Wait a minute!!!!
Before I get too negative with my comment, how about this idea!!!!!

We should have a contest!!!!! Everyone (behind the team) makes their own matching signs and holds them up before each play. If you called the player correctly you get one point. The person with the most points at the end of the game gets a bottle of Crown, Jack, or whatever we agree on.

Back in ‘02 when the Hogs played OU in the Cotton Bowl, the OU defense held the hogs to 50 total yards in the game (keep in mind Nutt had a month to prepare the offense). After the game, Rocky Calmus brashly stated, “we basically knew what plays they were going to run”, which was confirmed by Roy Williams. When pressed on it, he said something to the effect that they had time to prepare and it wasn’t that hard to figure out. See quote from article below.

“They’re very, very talented, very fast, and they caused lots of problems,” Arkansas coach Houston Nutt said. “It’s so easy to get behind in the count, second-and-9, third-and-10.”
The OU defense zoomed into the backfield so fast that Zak Clark and Matt Jones seldom had time to find receivers. Clark was 2-of-12 with an interception and Jones was 0-of-1 and fumbled to end the second-to-last drive.

You know, when you are that vanilla and you are able to win, you must have some talent, and in his last few years at AR, Shawn Alexander (probowl) and Jason Peters (probowl) on O line and Darren McFadden, Peyton Hillis and Felix Jones in the backfield, so you are gonna win a few games just running off tackle (and Malzahn had shown up and put in the Wildcat).