Another HATE WEEK Post, or "An Interview with WooPig Sooie Man"
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Oct 19, 2011 9:12 AM EDT
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Print[ED: We are delighted to bring to you this interview with Arkansas' most devoted, loyal, beautiful, vocal supporter of the home-state Razorbacks. We hope you enjoy reading it as much as we enjoyed "conducting" it.]
RCR: Good morning, WooPig Sooie Man! I hope that everything is going well for you. I know that fans are excited about Arkansas' season thus far and feeling optimistic at Arkansas' dark horse shot to win the SEC West. If you could sum it up in a few words, what is the general fan attitude surrounding the Razorback program as it stands today?
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
PIG! SOOIE! RAZORBACKS!
RCR: So, good? Yes? No? I'm not sure what to make of th-
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
TYLER WILSON OLD MESS FORT SMITH BACON PIG BY GOD SOOIE!
RCR: Excellent. So after a tough loss to Alabama and an amazing come-from-behind victory over the Texas A&M Aggies, an old rival of yours, Arkansas is looking at another top-15 type of season, if not something much better. There's still a good bit of football to be played and with the quarterback and receiving talent at hand, Arkansas could conceivably revisit the Sugar Bowl. How does the Razorback fan base feel about that prospect?
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
WIGGLY LITTLE SAUSAGE FINGERS PIG SOOIE!
RCR: Alright, well, you're coming to Oxford this weekend hoping to maintain Arkansas' top-10 ranking. What do you think are the keys to the game? What will Arkansas need to do and avoid doing in order to emerge victorious?
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JOE ADAMS DARREN MCFADDEN BOBBY MOTHERFUCKIN' PETRINO HOUSTON NUTT CAN SUCK ON MY HUEVOS THAT'S "ORANGES" IN SPANISH I'M TALKIN' ABOUT MY TESTICLES PIG BY GOD SOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHH!
RCR: Talk some about the injury woes Arkansas has had this season. You know, Knile Davis, Jake Bequette, and others?
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FUCK YOU SOOIE!
RCR: Well, shucks, that's not very polite, sir... But, hey, I'm one for burying hatchets and I will be in the Hospitality State this weekend so, do tell, will you be in Oxford as well?
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KEYSTONE LIGHT NACHO CHEESE PUBLIC LIBRARY INTERNET HANGIN OUT WITH MY GOOD FRIEND AYCH TEE EMM PIG GREAT BALLS OF FIRE SOOIE!
RCR: Aych Tee Emm? Aych... Tee... Emmm... Oh no, you don't mean...
Please not...
RCR: Oh no...
WOOPIG OH YES YES HE'S MY MAIN MAN WAL MART TYSON CHICKEN GREASE SOOIE WOOOO GONNA CLOG UP YOUR PLUMBING MOTHERFUCKERS SoOoOoOoAAAAAHhhhhHHHhHHH!
RCR: [SIGH] Your team's going to beat ours by 25 points and you're all going to act like a bunch of rotten brats about it the whole time, right? Like, you're all going to go out of your way to annoy us and remind ourselves why it is the rest of the conference is so skiddish about SEC expansion, correct?
RCR: Ugh...
~Fin~
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Lots of chuckles here...
“ORANGES IN SPANISH…” really brought the lulz.
one foot in the grave, one foot on the pedal...
The sad thing is that some people from Fort Smith actually talk like that
I did have a question for y’all. Chances on getting a table at city grocery Friday night – even if we were to go insanely early – are still probably pretty slim right?
If it’s not worth it, where else do you suggest? Ajax? Boure? thanks in advance.
Reservations for City Grocery
which may be booked.
Boure and Ajax may require a wait, but if you’re willing to sit for fifteen, it shouldn’t be a problem. Also, 208 is a sufficient eatery.
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."-Gandalf
by Mexter Dccluster on Oct 19, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
When all else fails there's always the Beacon.
Not, ya know, your “classy” place. I’ll be damned if it doesn’t knock the socks of Ajax any day.
The last Rankin Rebel
by Reb on the Rez on Oct 19, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm planning on Ajax or Boure for an early Friday dinner.
It’d be tough to get a table at 8 or 9, but 5 or 5:30 shouldn’t be a problem.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Oct 19, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
You could try
to get reservations at Snack Bar, which is one of John Currence’s restaurants. The fried quail is excellent, as is the drink menu, and they also have fresh oysters. Lenora’s may be another option, and will probably require a reservation. And Taylor Grocery has catfish so good that it’ll make you slap your momma.
Ole Miss: Where Every Year Is A Rebuilding Year
Is Lenora's
the old Pearl Street?
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."-Gandalf
by Mexter Dccluster on Oct 19, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
It's where L&M's used to be. It's between Boure and the University Club.
Ole Miss: Where Every Year Is A Rebuilding Year
There we go.
What kind of delicacies?
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."-Gandalf
by Mexter Dccluster on Oct 19, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Southern, I guess?
I’ve eaten there once, and paid over $60 for two people for a very average meal. It wasn’t bad, but nothing was worth the money I paid. Pretty bland.
For the money you’ll pay, you’d be better off eating at Ravine, Snackbar, Grocery, 208, or (from what I’ve heard) McEwan’s.
Lenora's>everything else
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by hottytoddy07 on Oct 19, 2011 12:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Snack Bar looks awesome
So does Lenora’s and Boure. Thank you for the recommendations kind sir (and everyone else for that matter). We ate at City Grocery the last time we were down there and the wife wants to go back, but a perusal of these menus will likely smooth things over if we can’t.
Now carry on with your HATE, you PAC formin’, banner hangin’, black shirt wearin’, $6 million dollar buy-out suckerin’ nobs.
HATE, HATE, HATE.
by trip andrews on Oct 19, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
City Grocery has been steadily declining lately.
Go to Snackbar. Last week they were booked solid on Friday night, but my girlfriend and I went on the early side and had no problem getting a seat at the bar, where they were more than happy to serve us.
They make great cocktails, and order the charcuterie plate as your appetizer if you don’t go with a dozen Apalachicola oysters.
Yes, go to Snackbar
My old buddy Brian Dorris is the bartender and is a cocktail magician, in addition to being a fine young gentleman and scholar. But go on Friday…he actually got Saturday off.
by warrior possum on Oct 19, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven't heard many other people talking about it
but I ate at Irie (pronounced I-REE) on the square a few weeks ago, and they had some damn good food. I assume this place was new since I hadn’t seen/heard of it before. They have a pretty ample beer selection on tap also.
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 19, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
It opened
in the fall of 2009 actually. I am surprised it’s still open.
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."-Gandalf
by Mexter Dccluster on Oct 19, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
I would’ve thought it would be pretty hard for a restaurant to keep a low profile on the square, but I guess not. Thanks. It’s obviously no Boure by any means, but I thought it was pretty good. I’ve never had a bad meal on the square though.
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 19, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
The only bad meal I've had on the Square was the second-to-last time I ate at Old Venice.
Or maybe third-to-last… I can’t recall. Anyway, their pizza used to be stellar but ever since they franchised (WENT ALL CORPORATE ON US MANNNN) their pie took a huge nosedive.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Oct 19, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah Old Venice is very average now.
Also, it took TWO hours for six of us to eat at a half-full Two Stick on Sunday, so that definitely qualifies as a bad meal.
People also forget about Proud Larry’s who is fantastic about having quick service on big weekends. Their philly cheesesteak is great.
by JimHalpert on Oct 19, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Philly Cheesesteak from Proud Larry's is unbelieveable.
And I’m pretty sure Two Stick is a front for vampiric activities.
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."-Gandalf
by Mexter Dccluster on Oct 19, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Two Stick service
Dude, you can go to Two stick on a Tuesday afternoon during winter break and wait your ass off for your food. It has always been that way, even at the old location.
by warrior possum on Oct 19, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Two Stick's service is pretty bad...
but half off sushi from 3-5 is too good to pass up, especially Two Stick’s quality.
...I'm probably in Hume Hall
by Nerd the Rebel on Oct 19, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm an Irie fan myself.
During the summer, they have crawfish Wednesdays $6/lb. And their Hawaiian Burger (3/4 lb patty with three hearty strips of bacon, pepperjack cheese, grilled pineapple, and BBQ sauce on the side) is quite possibly the best burger I’ve ever had.
...I'm probably in Hume Hall
by Nerd the Rebel on Oct 19, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
The last couple of times we ate at Rooster's was great.
Sucker for the catfish dip. Screw the bread that comes with it, I’d just eat that stuff with a spoon.
Alas, Friday night I’ll be with my parents, who for some godforsaken reason want to eat at that buffet on Jackson, Chow Time or Chow King or Chow Palace or whatever it is this week. When did my folks stop liking good food?
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 19, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd
Watching that dude rally the troops with his tee shirt and moobs gets me every time. lol
...I'm probably in Hume Hall
by Nerd the Rebel on Oct 19, 2011 11:21 AM EDT reply actions
so incredibly awesome
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Oct 19, 2011 1:22 PM EDT reply actions
My response to your little dramatic rendering of awesomeness?
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http://squealinghog.com/2011/10/houston-nutt-a-play-in-xiv-parts/
Awww. c'mon girl.
I'm just hoping
that we can enjoy The Grocery in peace this weekend, as opposed to being filled with a bunch of assholes from Alabama. Literally every rude person I ran into Saturday night in there was a Bama fan.
Ole Miss fans would say “Excuse me” like normal humans when trying to work their way through the crowd. Bama fans were just shoving people (including women) out of the way, and I had a wobbly female Bama fan step on my foot with her heels three times. There was also a group of girls in jerseys (you’re wearing a jersey to the bar? srsly?) sitting on the fucking floor. Do you even know where that floor has been? Oh, and there was another guy wearing a Jack Daniel do-rag. Classy.
I know it’s Arky hate week, but fuck Bama and it’s entire fanbase in the ear. Bama fans are either unwashed pieces of white trash or overwhelming pricks who actually went to school there. There’s really no middle ground. And fuck Tuscaloosa. That place is a shithole.
by JimHalpert on Oct 19, 2011 1:54 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I may just be getting old
But I’ve found myself avoiding the Square on Gameday, especially the marquee establishments. I’d rather hang out in the Grove and then sit on my girlfriend’s front porch on South Lamar, sip several cocktails and watch all the drunks attempt to walk home. It is quite entertaining.
by warrior possum on Oct 19, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't lie
You just posted that so we’d know you have a girlfriend.
You old sailor, you.
by JimHalpert on Oct 19, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm Kind of the Same Way
I have friends in town this weekend, which warrants an appearance on the Square, but normally I’d just as soon avoid it on gameday.
If the team wasn’t abysmal, it’s possible that I’d have a different attitude about the matter entirely. Celebrating a win on the town is far more pleasurable to hanging out as the entire town pretends not to care about yet another loss.
Can't we all just get along...
I’d give anything to be sharing cocktails in the Grove and talking about how much we hate Bama. I’m hoping this is the last Nutt Bowl. Then we can get back to enjoying the Ole Miss game instead of feeling sorry for you.
And Fort Smith is really in Oklahoma. We just stole it from ’em so we could play at being cowboys.
Fort Smith truly sucks
as a former Soldier who was unfortunately stationed at Fort Sill, Oklahoma, I had to do convoy training and other training exercises at the decaying, mostly inactive Fort Chaffee. For the uninitiated, Chaffee is right outside of town. There was absolutely nothing to do.
by warrior possum on Oct 19, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Love your blog BTW.
At least when we beat you…
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