Alabama Crimson Tide @ Ole Miss Rebels and Saturday Games OPEN THREAD
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Oct 15, 2011 11:00 AM EDT
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VERSUS
September 24, 2011
5:00 PM Central
Vaught-Hemingway Stadium
Television: ESPN2
Radio: Listed Affiliates
Required Reading:
Ole Miss vs. Alabama Preview
Q and A with Roll Bama Roll
HATE WEEK
(Via ESPN) Ole Miss vs. Alabama's Legendary 1969 Game
Trivia: Ole Miss' longest win drought against an SEC West opponent is against Alabama... Ole Miss hasn't defeated the Tide since 2003... Alabama is Ole Miss' 5th most played opponent after Mississippi State, LSU, Vanderbilt, and Tennessee... Ole Miss has not defeated an SEC team since last year's victory over Kentucky... Alabama fans are either normal, educated people or slack-jawed wierdos; there is no middle ground.
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I will be drinking
Sam Adams Octoberfest and then bourbon.
And then I will make fun of Alabama fans for spouting bullshit like “Rammer Jammer” and then immediately continue to shout “Hotty Toddy”.
Then I will tell them that they look like an army of clones of Benjy Compson, and they will not get the joke.
/literary town’d
Awesome reference to
literary character and spot on analogy.
by Loxley Rebel on Oct 15, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Checking in from the ATL
I am close to cracking open my first “Jailhouse Brewery, Mugshot IPA”. And will be watching the MI vs. MI ST game to start. Unfortunately, I have a dumbass friend that decided to get married tonight. But, he called me to make sure I was coming and told me he already secured a TV at the reception to watch the game. Hopefully it will be worth watching. Hotty Toddy!
And I'll be missing the start of the early games
so the wife can finish watching the last hour of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
I caved after saying I wanted to watch football instead, to which she replied with, “All day?”
I of course replied, “Yes. It’s Saturday” (she should really know better, and usually enjoys watching the games as well).
The dirty look I got after that made me cave. I’m about to go install a grill top thermometer in my Weber One Touch Gold using the cordless DeWalt power drill I got from her old man, anyway.
Checking in from the Grove
Drinking miller light and trying not to notice the hordes of bama fans that have overtaken Oxford.
by WrigleyvilleReb on Oct 15, 2011 1:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Checking in from South Lamar
Waiting on my girl to get her ass ready. After that the Grove and prime seats for an old school gridiron booty-banging. Also, I’m wondering how soon the first generator related fire occurs.
Checkin in from Jackson Square
Heading to the liquor store for some Maker’s, then to the grove. Hotty Toddy
by ''POWE''n Noobs on Oct 15, 2011 1:53 PM EDT reply actions
Checking in from about 3 miles outside of Oxford.
My pregnant wife could go pretty much at any moment, so that means no grovin’… For now, I’m just trolling the State game via twitter.
...I'm probably in Hume Hall
Checking in from Guntown
Working on some vodka tonics to ensure that I won’t have to watch this game sober.
No memories > bad memories.
Grill mods complete.
Time to head to the store for beer, coke, burgers, and hot dogs.
You gonna cook me something?
Or what?
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Oct 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I was thinking the same thing
Looked like Doyle Jackson was officiating and got his maroons mixed up.
"There's no better way to say 'I'm a badass' than the thumbs up. It's so hot right now."
by bowtierebel on Oct 15, 2011 5:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Hunkered down in my office in Fairhope, AL
working on last minute tax returns for the filing deadline Monday. Will slip out after the streets are clear of Compsons (see above). and make my way toward a frosty glass of George Dickel.
LOL, you said "Dickel."
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Is there no way to send an e-mail on this?
I just got some fanmail from Jay Cutler and I don’t see a PM option..
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Checking in from Phoenix
About to head to a bar to watch the game with a friend. Will be drinking Kettle One & cranberry (am female) with one hand and the other hand covering my eyes.
Checking in from the North Carolina deer woods
Drinking bottled water, cuz’ u kno my .270 wsm n’ bourbon might not mix so well.
I’ll miss the first quarter. Wife set the DVR, so I should be caught-up by the start of the 3rd quarter.
Feelin’ like I have a better chance at a Boone and Crockett buck than the Rebels have at winning. However, the Bulldog loss earlier today, and the miserable game as a whole, helped to make my day worth living.
by E4 Button on Oct 15, 2011 5:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
They are 0-4 in the SEC.
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."-Gandalf
by Mexter Dccluster on Oct 15, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Right back where they belong.
Mullen is having a croom-esque after-bowl decline.
The Lord hath no greater fury than the smiting back to Earth of delusional bookfarmers floating around on high.
by E4 Button on Oct 15, 2011 5:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
On the radio
Mullen said that State was one or two plays this season from being “up there” with the gamecocks in the top 10 or 15 teams in the nation.
Happy Hunting
You lucky bastard
"There's no better way to say 'I'm a badass' than the thumbs up. It's so hot right now."
by bowtierebel on Oct 15, 2011 5:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Good job to Ole Miss fans selling tickets to Alabama fans.
That’s all we needed, more Bama fans.
Tyler Campbell for Heisman.
Official Member of the Busch Stadium Squirrel Fan Club.
by Wild Rebel on Oct 15, 2011 5:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I would think that Bama fans
are more excited about their football season than we are. Prolly the reason…
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Reason Number 1
Why we shouldn’t bowl the North endzone.
Can’t even fill up with Rebels, as is, for the #2 team in the nation.
by E4 Button on Oct 15, 2011 5:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Checking in from Madison, MS.
Drinking Landshark right now. I assume by half-time I’ll have to break out the Wild Turkey.
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 5:30 PM EDT reply actions
Checking in from Jefferson County, Miss.
Drinking sweet tea and contemplating making wedding cake martinis
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 5:47 PM EDT reply actions
What's in a wedding cake martini?
Sounds great.
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Wedding Cake Martini
1 1/2 oz. Amaretto
1/2 oz. vanilla vodka
1 oz. pineapple juice
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions
A shorth throw to the middle of the field? We didn’t start with a 3 and out? Fuck. AND BRASSELL!!!!
Only two people in the world have the easy-flow elbow, and one of them happens to be named Bruce Willis...
by 7thYearJunior on Oct 15, 2011 6:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
That a boy Scott!
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
Toudown OLE MISS!!!
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 6:05 PM EDT reply actions
Man, I gotta drink fast...
Because I know this lead won’t last long. That was a fast TD, though. Very nice.
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Where's
the flag?
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 6:19 PM EDT reply actions
Don't worry Doyle Jackson will make sure we get a fair call
just like every other SEC ref against bama
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
Against any other team
that would’ve been called pass interference.
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 6:20 PM EDT reply actions
We've never in the history
of the game of football gotten a call against Alabama
Did Marcus Temple just make a huge play?
Yes, yes he did.
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions
Mark your calendar
That won’t happen again
"Everybody relax, I'm here." - Jack Burton
by HottyToddyBraves on Oct 15, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Another long 3rd and long!
We’ve got to stop them eventually!
And our prayers have been answered there!
Plus a flag!
This is going to be Legen...wait for it....Dary!-Barney Stinson
Our D Line
actually looks like an SEC defensive line today. Atta boy Wayne Dorsey!
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions
Announcers talking about how people get all dressed up for games at Ole Miss...
…while it’s showing the half naked pom squad?
See you, Space Cowboy
It was a token flag
they threw us some bread crumbs with one when they should have given us the flag that could have led to a score and kept offensive momentum going. Sneaky, sneaky refs!
Checking in from the in-laws in Okolona.
Just got back from shopping in Tupelo, fixing to head to Jake’s for steak, catfish, and the ballgame on their DirecTV.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 15, 2011 6:29 PM EDT reply actions
Oh, and I WILL be in Oxford next weekend.
Looking forward to putting faces to usernames. If the Kraken let’s me remember, that is.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 15, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus, did I REALLY put an apostrophe in "lets?"
FML…
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 15, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear Coaches,
Please refrain from giving the ball to that Enrique Davis guy. K thanks.
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by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 6:32 PM EDT reply actions
I wish my last name was Smelly.
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WTF?????????????
STOPPED TWO YARDS IN THE BACKFIELD????
Damnit!
For a second, I thought we had him.
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by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 6:36 PM EDT reply actions
At least...
we fought them to a draw in the first quarter…..
Ole Miss was leading for about 50 seconds. Woo.
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Good job Singleton.
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by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions
There we go Mackey.
Should have been our QB from the start of the season.
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions
Please teach Mackey to slide feet first.
Thanks.
Only two people in the world have the easy-flow elbow, and one of them happens to be named Bruce Willis...
by 7thYearJunior on Oct 15, 2011 6:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Also.
Let’s not hear about Mackey’s stuttering.
Only two people in the world have the easy-flow elbow, and one of them happens to be named Bruce Willis...
by 7thYearJunior on Oct 15, 2011 6:51 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
No flag?
Of course not. Bama doesn’t ever break the rules.
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 6:51 PM EDT reply actions
why why why are nutt/lee insistent on trying to run up the middle?
“hey coach, the option worked well the first drive.”
“ok, make sure we dont run it again”
We'll never.....
get a flag that matters. Never have against them.
I love it....
when Bama has like 14 players in the box, and they decide to run up the middle!
Fuck Brad Smelley.
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 6:57 PM EDT reply actions
Can I get a hold?
Only two people in the world have the easy-flow elbow, and one of them happens to be named Bruce Willis...
by 7thYearJunior on Oct 15, 2011 6:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Yes, yes you can.
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m looking for small victories. But there’s your stop for the time being.
Only two people in the world have the easy-flow elbow, and one of them happens to be named Bruce Willis...
by 7thYearJunior on Oct 15, 2011 7:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Uriah Grant just smoked that mother fucker!
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions
Heh heh
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions
A&M just ran an ad about their "New Family."
I like it.
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I liked it also.
It’s good to see a fan base that’s so ecstatic to join the best conference in the country.
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by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
The worldwide leader
mixing up Brunetti and Stoudt
YES!!!
Let the smallest guy in the whole freaking field run it up the middle!
We are not going to run on them!
Throw the damn ball every damn time!
Go Rebels!
Hoping Nutt and the team can pull the upset special today and not on us later
Reporter: What would you say a Greg Studrawa offense is like? Stud:
"Attack and be very physical…fly around…attacking, come after you and come after you and come after you…." Me: I love this answer.
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
arm punt, well block in the back at least
Reporter: What would you say a Greg Studrawa offense is like? Stud:
"Attack and be very physical…fly around…attacking, come after you and come after you and come after you…." Me: I love this answer.
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
I agree with the earlier post
use some misdirection and the option run. Worked great the first series…..
Every time I think we have Richardson for a loss
he turns it up field for at least a ten yard gain.
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 7:13 PM EDT reply actions
We need points and stops.....
not moral victories!
And we follow up a great run back
with a run up the middle and a sack.
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 7:20 PM EDT reply actions
WTF????
What kinda play calling is this #@*&%!???
When Nutt asks why he is being fired
they should show him that series
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
No more Enricky Davis.
He’s terrified of contact.
"There's no better way to say 'I'm a badass' than the thumbs up. It's so hot right now."
by bowtierebel on Oct 15, 2011 7:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
*camera shows Nutt motioning to hurry up*
proceed to run it up the middle, let 15 seconds go off the clock, takes a sack
And stop calling us Mississippi, assholes.
You are calling a game for Ole Miss.
"There's no better way to say 'I'm a badass' than the thumbs up. It's so hot right now."
by bowtierebel on Oct 15, 2011 7:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Thank you. somebody needed to say it.
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
He was saying....
“hurry up and burn some time off of the clock before we can score!”
Le sigh
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 7:23 PM EDT reply actions
Pull yourself up by your bootstraps!!! Damn the torpedoes!!!
Now run it up the middle Enricky!!!
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I nominate Houston Nutt for Coach of the Year.
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I just hope he keeps running the ball up the middle.
It’s original and has really been working well for us so far.
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Especially with Enrique Davis.
Is that Heisman hype I smell?
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by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Hell, let Mackey throw the bomb again.
Maybe it won’t work, but we’re not a good enough team to try and play them conservatively. Put some razzle dazzle in that shit and let’s try to win.
Nutt needs to ask himself, “What would Tubby do?” (Besides lie and leave town in the middle of the night)
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This. A million times this. We will rarely (read: never) line up and just beat a team like Bama
we must have a coach that can outcoach them, be creative, find mismatches.
In coaching....
You have to sometimes understand that the talent on the other side of the ball is simply better, and you have to design a game plan for this. Yes, gimmick plays, reverses, misdirection, play action, etc… Attempting to pound it up the middle just won’t cut it.
Well it's good to see that I'm not the only fan that sees it this way.
Why doesn’t our coach that’s making $millions see it? Perhaps we just don’t know what we’re talking about.
I have to say, as much flak as Cutcliffe got for being too conservative, he used to pull some cool plays. Onside kick in the first quarter while leading by 7; fake field goals, etc.
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At this point a lot of fans probably wouldn't mind if Nutt did like Tubby and lied and left in the middle of the night.
Tyler Campbell for Heisman.
Official Member of the Busch Stadium Squirrel Fan Club.
Here's what we need to do the rest of the game:
Let Mackey and the center line up on one side of the field, and everyone else line up on the other (swinging gate style), and lets just see what Mackey can do…..
Nutt was already planning on running out the clock but then
Herman had a great return and ruined that plan.
just don't understand that run up the middle right there. Less than a minute
that play HAS NOT worked. FUCK!
Mebee
Nitt wants to be fired. After all $6M for doing absolutely nothing, OR this? Seems easy enough decision to me.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Nutt not Nitt (or maybe it should be Nitt)
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Nitt preceeds witt, so yes...
It’s appropriate.
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Or precedes. Whatever, I'm drunk (Thank God)
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Oh yes, we like Twitt much better!
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
He'll take the money....
lay low a couple of years, drink fruity drinks on the beach, and then eventually find some desparate team to hire him for another six mill…
Hope it's
A high school team.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
You made my Rebel by Marriage
Hubby die laughing
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
AWESOME!
We have five yard rushing total! Must have come from running up the middle…..
No, if you just count those yards, we're like -25 rushing.
The +5 had to be from the outside. But why rush the outside since it works and shit?
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Rebels stacking the line, AJ can get rattled with pressure
Reporter: What would you say a Greg Studrawa offense is like? Stud:
"Attack and be very physical…fly around…attacking, come after you and come after you and come after you…." Me: I love this answer.
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
That wasn't even pressure on the last play...
and he dumped the ball. They gotta figure out some way to hit him a few times.
A timeout with 14:28 left in the third? Seems like a good idea.
Only two people in the world have the easy-flow elbow, and one of them happens to be named Bruce Willis...
by 7thYearJunior on Oct 15, 2011 7:51 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Aboslutely.
Surely we won’t need it in the fourth, Amirite?
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
You know what they say...
you can’t take them to the locker room with ya!
Also
We call the timeout and play like shit immediately afterward, giving up a big third down conversion. You stay smart Houston Nutt!!
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
You are becoming wise to the ways of the Houston Nutt Play Calling Jedi
It took him a minute to find the absolutely worst defense to line up in….
The mo'better to be fired, ka-CHING!
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Wish we could
Translate this snark in to plays and yardage.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions
If we could power our team with smart-assery
we would be the mightiest team in the land.
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
If we could turn football into golf where the least points wins,
then we would win the national championship every year.
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Rec'd.
That actually made me Lol.
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by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
COTD
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
How many times
do we have to watch Richardson lift weights?
I'd rather see the cheerleaders.
The cheerleaders are probably better at football, too.
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Wouldn't be unusual in the least.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Until . . .
that producer is fired or promoted. Most likely, fired.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
We're near midfield!
Quick! Call a timeout and then run up the middle!
3rd down.
Quick!!! Up the middle!!!
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions
Say it ain't so!
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 8:00 PM EDT reply actions
What. The. Fuck. Was. That.
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 8:00 PM EDT reply actions
Try, "Whuck?"
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope they say just once more
that Mackey was rated higher than Cam Newton. Also, they should mention that our receivers were rated lower than Justin Bieber.
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I've got this figured out....
We get yards when Mackey has to do something unconventional…..like run for his life.
We could sure use some help....
from the Wild Wings sprinkler guy!
Man, I wish WW would deliver.
I need 12 Blazin Wings right now!
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Would you guys rather have
Brett Favre or Peyton as our new coach?
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Peyton, Favre is creepy.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
We'll get sued byt a Rebelette.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Put in his contract
That he’s not allowed anything but an old brick cell phone.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I used to have one of those big bastards in college.
I thought I was cool as shit with my bigass cell phone.
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He's not creepy, just misunderstood.
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Can you say "lawsuit?"
I knew you could.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Rebelettes can't even spell "sue."
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Only her Deddy
Needs to spell “sue!”
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Her daddy is a senator and only needs to pay
her credit card every month.
I’m sorry, did I just lump them all into one group? My bad.
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I'm glad to see that running up the middle works for somebody.
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Alabama agreed to let Ole Miss score first
if Ole Miss agrees to pad Richardson’s Heisman resume.
Not unless
There’s a contract terms that would be triggered.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
terms
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, this is gay.
I’m turning this shit off.
And Queen Hoka, I don’t care if me saying gay offends you. Send another flame email to Jay Cutler about me, thanks.
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It does, but censorship offends me more.
I just don’t give a shit anymore. Being a Rebel fan, I’ve learned not giving a shit makes me saner.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 15, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok, it's good.
You got mad a couple of weeks back about me saying something was gay. I don’t mean it in the way you may think. I think it’s just fun to say that stuff is gay.
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Amen
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
It's so loud at the stadium on tv
Isn’t this a home game?
There were times I thought I was at Bryant-Denny Stadium.
Tyler Campbell for Heisman.
Official Member of the Busch Stadium Squirrel Fan Club.
Not leaving till it's over
/thankgodformybinocularflask
by WrigleyvilleReb on Oct 15, 2011 8:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Haha, the binoculoflask!
The best thing I ever saw to sneak in liquor…
When I was in school, some jackasses hit a cameraman and a kid in the head with liquor bottles thrown at a Bama game. After that, the liquor nazis cracked down really hard at the games – patting everyone down and shit.
So the students started jumping the fence the night before and duct taping their bottles under their stadium seats. I have to give props to that.
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I was at that game.
Technically, it wasn’t a cameraman, it was an Ole Miss journalism prof running camera lines for ABC part-time. Cups were thrown too…last time I wear white to a ball game.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 15, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I got to talk to Gene Stallings the year after that at the UM airport.
He was recruiting and flew into Oxford. His pilots were on the phone with Memphis ATC getting the weather, so Coach Stallings was hanging out.
He asked me, “Boy, did you throw that bottle?”
I said, “No, sir. And we were all pissed about that, too.”
He nodded and seemed content with that answer. He was a cool old dude.
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LSU-BR was where
the camera man got hit with a frozen orange and lost an eye.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I legit just gasped, yelled "OH MY GOD!" and scared the cat.
Lost an EYE? That’s awful…
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 15, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
1982 LSU v MSU Bulldogs
The Tigers had thrown oranges at the UF game the week before, and brought oranges again for the Bulldogs. Some genius decided to freeze’em for the second outing.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
That's still not as bad as getting cups of pee dumped on you at
Tiger Stadium…
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Ewww!
I’m glad I saw the light and came back home. LSU was a horrible place.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Sadly, I still root for LSU depending on who they're playing.
I’ve heard that if you travel to Tiger Stadium, you’ll change your mind about ever rooting for LSU. I can understand this sentiment as I used to root for State until I went to two games there. I hate those fat country bastards now.
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I root for whoever
is playing Miss.S.U. or U.Tenn.
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been to Tiger Stadium.
This does not hold true.
To be fair, LSU fans are actually nicer in Baton Rouge than they are in Oxford.
Tyler Campbell for Heisman.
Official Member of the Busch Stadium Squirrel Fan Club.
Never mind.
Completely misread your post.
Tyler Campbell for Heisman.
Official Member of the Busch Stadium Squirrel Fan Club.
Holds 16oz of "at least I'm drunk"
by WrigleyvilleReb on Oct 15, 2011 8:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
You know what really goes well with beer?
Besides pizza and jalapenos and all the other shit that goes well with beer? Habanero Slim Jims. Oh yeah! They’re awesome!
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I hate playing the "ifs" and "whats" thing,
but I would have LOVED to have seen DT our there tonight…..
Brassel is gonna be awesome!
I just hope he gets a coach!
"Run it up the middle" is our "Let's have a real good time" now.
At least that’s what I saw every time I looked up. I may have missed an attempted pass, but I think it’s safe to assume we ran it every time.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 15, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions
We were doing quite well on that first drive with the long pass.
But I guess Nutt has a short memory.
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That's all for me
I can’t wait to see what thoughtful insight Forward Rebels has for us in the morning.
Most Ole Miss starters couldn't be a 3rd- stringer for Bama.
Tyler Campbell for Heisman.
Official Member of the Busch Stadium Squirrel Fan Club.
by Wild Rebel on Oct 15, 2011 8:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
On the other hand,
most third string Bama players would probably be starters in Oxford.
I always say 'beer me.' It gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
by BeerMeAHottyToddy on Oct 15, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
They wouldn't let Nutt be a ticket tearer at Bama.
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by BrandonBP on Oct 15, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bwhahahahaha!
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
So.
Football’s a little slow tonight.
…
…
Yup.
…
How’s Mabiston these days, Queen HHT? I would definitely do right by a Larry Burger and a trip to Faye’s right about now.
Catch it in ur mouth like ur last name Moss...
Mmmmmm... buuuurger!
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You know Larry's moved, right?
They’re in that old grocery store space, next to the medical clinic. Finally ate there, and they made fried okra that would make you slap your mama. I mean you could tell it was FRESH okra they fried, none of that frozen crap.
Oh, and they moved East Webster High into the old Wood Jr, College after the tornado in April. They sell shirts that say “East Webster University.” Cute.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 15, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Run it up the middle?
Run it up the middle. Sigh…
I do believe I have developed a “Nutt” allergy.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 15, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
Considering that Enrique has gone BACKWARDS all night,
If he ran one yard then he’s beating Enrique.
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why continue this? just go ahead and fire nutt, please
it’s clear to everyone that he’s lost this team. Big money people step up.
If he doesn't care
why should the team?
"No matter if we win or lose this game, we will still be winners in the game of life, because when our opponents waken up tomorrow they'll still be [insert name of Ole Miss Opponent] and we won't."
by RedVelvetCupcake on Oct 15, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
exactly. its painfully obvious
some of y’all laways need to do y’alls lawyaing tricks and figure out a way ole miss doesn’t have to pay him that buyout
I still say
we’re just one cheerleader and a go-phone away from voiding that buyout clause.
by E4 Button on Oct 15, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
ok, against my better judgment i listened to the post game show with stan
and while he is interviewing one of the players, you can hear someone in the background screaming expletives very loudly, loud enough that it was distracting stan and then i’m pretty sure i heard something crash (maybe something was thrown?) anyone else hear this?
I would really love to hear a follow-up to this.
Was not listening to the radio PBP, but I know Stan (used to work at Q93 YEARS ago) and if whatever happened got STAN rattled? Must have been big.
Kentrell just tweeted “What to do now!!!” I don’t know if he means big picture “where does the team go from here,” or just what to order from Coop DeVille…
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 15, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
on/ off topic
I watched espn year of the Qb, Todd monkey offensive coordinator..This is who we need. Has coached in the sec, has NFL experience, and history of developing players. Look this guy up, or watch the show, very fiery coach high iq guy.
by hotstove97 on Oct 16, 2011 1:09 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
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