Around the SEC East: Meh.
I'll have a game preview on Alabama up a little later. In the mean time between time, here's some more things to read.
South Carolina 5-1 (3-1)
Well, this could be multiple columns unto themselves. Journalists in Columbia (besides one) are foaming at the mouth with a number of storylines. The Gamecocks DE-molished Kentucky 54-3, and as Spurrier is wont to do, were still throwing when they were up 40-3. Oh yeah, and Stephen Garcia got kicked off the team for realz. He was benched for the UK game and Connor Shaw said "I got it," going 26/39 for 311 yards and four tubs. Marcus Lattimore continued his impressive campaign, racking up 102 yards on 22 carries. Oh yeah, and USC put up 639 yards of offense. I feel bad about doing that on NCAA 12. Jesus Spurrier, have some compassion for Joker. South Carolina heads to Mississippi’s college town this weekend to take on Mississippi State on CBS in the weekly "What did Dave Neal do to deserve Andre Ware" contest.
Georgia 4-2 (3-1)
Well, Georgia is back in the hunt for the SEC East race to see who will lose to Alabama/LSU in Atlanta this December. The Dawgs downed Tennessee in one hell of a pillow-fight that I didn’t watch. UGA held UT to -20 rushing yards and did not give up a touchdown until the fourth quarter. For what it’s worth, Tennessee is one of the worst rushing teams in the nation. Nonetheless, feshman Isaiah Crowell continues to impress as he rushed for two more touchdowns while Aaron Murray was 15/25 for 227 yards. Mark Richt earned his 100th career victory, probably to the chagrin of many Georgia fans who are, like, so over him. UGA heads to Vanderbilt for a riveting contest that can be seen on ESPN Gameplan at 6:00.
Florida 4-2 (2-2)
Well, Florida was unable to escape back-to-back weekends of back-breaking losses that saw Alabama and LSU down Florida by a combined score of 79-21. The Gators offense is sputtering along these days after RS Sr. John Brantley and backup Fr. Jeff Driskell went down with injuries. UF will basically have to win out to have a shot at the East title as UGA and USC each just have one SEC loss under their belts and neither will face LSU or Bama later. Fortunately, Florida will find reprieve this week in Auburn’s defense. UF and Auburn kick off at 6:00 on ESPN.
Vanderbilt 3-2 (1-2)
As I was typing their record above, I was disgusted even more with our performance against the Dores. Why the fuck do we have to get Vandy’s best punch every year? Why do we schedule them so goddamn early in the year? There is no expletive to express my emotions. Now, as injuries set in, the Dores are putting backups and other players who have no business in the SEC on the field. Thus, James Franklin’s squad looks like its returning to typical Vandy form after a 34-0 licking from the Crimson Tide. That’s all I’m writing about those assholes. Vandy and UGA will play on ESPN Gameplan at 6:00, if you care. I sure as hell don't.
Tennessee 3-2 (0-2)
UT just isn’t very good. They’re not especially bad either, but you can only do so much when you’re averaging less than 50 rushing yards per contest. That average will likely drop even more this week with Tyler Bray sidelined and one of the Sims brothers playing quarterback (I’m convinced that they just rotate around at this point). LSU heads to Knoxville for the 2:30 CBS kickoff. Also, Verne Lundquist. That is all. So, with that in mind, you decide whether it’s worth watching.
Kentucky 2-4 (0-3)
I like writing about Kentucky because it lets me feel what other authors feel when they write about Ole miss. The Wildcats are dismally incompetent on both sides of the ball. After falling to LSU, UK dropped a 54-3 loss to USC in Columbia. Joker Phillips is obviously in over his head and Randall Cobb is clearly much better than I realized. The Wildcats have the week off to recover from their butthurt. If we don't beat Kentucky to get at least one SEC win, Nutt shouldn't even be allowed to defend himself when we decide whether or not to fire him.
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I'm confused. Why the "me gusta" face?
I never get Chicken on a Stick at Chicken on a Stick, but I love Chicken on a Stick.
Because I like it.
And it sums up my feelings towards even writing about Vandy.
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."-Gandalf
by Mexter Dccluster on Oct 14, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
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by VUfanInNJ on Oct 14, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well done.
I’m just bitter and disgusted with my team. And I hate that we play Vandy for the third game of the year when we get their best punch.
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."-Gandalf
by Mexter Dccluster on Oct 14, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
"Joker Phillips is obviously in over their head"
Really? You’ve got a pronoun agreement problem, there…unless I’m missing something.
The Virginia quake that registered in August 2011 was the direct result of the United States Government bouncing a $14 Trillion Check.
"The Wildcats has the week off..."
I’ll give you a pass here as there is a new trend (at least it’s new to me…never read something like this that SOUNDED so wrong, be used so often around the nation. They do it with OUR team name, too) with sportswriters across America.
I refuse to conform to something this improper grammatically.
The Virginia quake that registered in August 2011 was the direct result of the United States Government bouncing a $14 Trillion Check.
"I refuse to conform to something this improper grammatically."
Really? For someone who prides themselves on grammar (a fluid subject in its own right), I’d expect you to understand where to properly place your adverbs. What you meant to write was “I refuse to conform to something that is (this) grammatically improper”.
Also, “trillion” and “check” shouldn’t be capitalized in your micro-bio, or whatever that thing is called. See how obnoxious it is when someone needles your post for grammatical errors? And I was able to do that within just one of your comments. Now imagine posting 20X the amount of content and having someone do that, all while using grammatical inconsistencies themselves. It’s frustrating, no?
I realize that my two grammatical errors made the entire post terribly unreadable, but when you produce as much written content as I do (aside from this blog, without an editor or fresh pair of eyes) there are bound to be some mistakes. Unfortunately for your sake, my grammatical laziness shows up here as opposed to showing up in the writing that I get paid for.
Moreover, I’m not a sportswriter. I’m a part-time blogger who enjoys both the snarky comments on this page as well as writing about the Rebels. I do it out of love, TLC.
So, while I appreciate your crusade to save the English language from grammar-muggles like myself, perhaps a grammatically incorrect comment on an SB Nation blog is not the place to air your grievances with the sports-writing community as a whole.
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."-Gandalf
by Mexter Dccluster on Oct 14, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
When did pointing out grammatical errors become "not cool" here?
This isn’t the Cup I subscribed to.
-goose
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by DYMongoose on Oct 14, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I didn't mean for that to come across like a diatribe,
I meant it to be as humorous as it sounded in my head, but I really came off like an offended asshole. My apologies to the cuppers.
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."-Gandalf
by Mexter Dccluster on Oct 14, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude....
chill out.
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by Juco All-American on Oct 14, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Twas meant to be toungue-in-cheek
alas, I hath failed.
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."-Gandalf
by Mexter Dccluster on Oct 14, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
i know the phrase "wildcats has" doesn't sound right
but i thought it was technically correct? because if the Kentucky football team and “Wildcats” are synonymous, then “has” would have been right, because it is a singular thing.
does that make sense? i am no gramatical champion.
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by Sideline Snead on Oct 14, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow...
…as it’s late now, and this is the first I’ve seen of this little explosion, and your eventual penitence, I can only sit back and say, “Wow.”
A short temper really evades a writer’s attempt at “snark,” doesn’t it? I’ve said much more appalling stuff than this with worse grammar and received less grief over it in this room in the past.
Sheesh…I hope you popped a cap in the ass of whomever shat in your Cheerios this morning.
Peace, brother. We’re all Rebels in here for the most part.
The Virginia quake that registered in August 2011 was the direct result of the United States Government bouncing a $14 Trillion Check.
Goddammit
I slave in this office all day and when I find a modicum of time, I try to bring you people something to read for the afternoon without my boss seeing how I’m spending the company’s time. Yet, all I get is someone with a misplaced comma calling me out on a single grammatical mistake in the last paragraph.
WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME!?
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."-Gandalf
by Mexter Dccluster on Oct 14, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Misplaced comma? heh, heh, heh....
…who’s saying I didn’t mean to put it there? I got bag-loads of commas. Gotta get rid of ’em somehow!
[inserting sissified emoticon here>] ;-)
The Virginia quake that registered in August 2011 was the direct result of the United States Government bouncing a $14 Trillion Check.
But seriously
don’t let me off the hook. I do try to use proper grammar, so lackadaisical oversights are most unwelcome. I was in a pissy mood this Friday afternoon. Keep me honest, Black Walnut.
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."-Gandalf
by Mexter Dccluster on Oct 15, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions

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