TULANE HATE WEEK!
by Ivory Tower on Sep 7, 2010 2:02 PM EDT
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I'm as vicious as I am amorphous.
Fun as it was, I, for one, am about done with self-loathing. It's time to get back to what makes college football fun - loathing somebody else. This week we turn our rage-filled eyes to the glorious New Orleans. Rebels have long-standing reasons to feel at home in NOLA. And many of us are ready to live up to our real claim to fame - never losing the party, which should be pretty easy to do in Sin City - South.
Which makes Tulane's total ineptitude at football all the more stunning. Really, Tulane? You're in one of the most badass, fun cities in the world for folks, particularly, aged 18 - 22, and you couldn't figure out how to recruit a couple of good athletes to your school. It must be because you're a private, predominantly white institution with little football tradition.
Damn, hurricanes.
Oh, shit. Speaking of 'Canes, Tulane, you and your government-entitled city can shove your victimhood right up Anderson Cooper's Ninth Ward. I know that everyone in the Ole Miss faithful ain't from Mississippi. But y'all know that Haley Barbour wasn't just being folksy when he talked about how Mis'sip hitched up her britches. I can hear self-important journalists still waxing poetically about how "the city may never be the same." May? MAY? I guarantee you that Diamondhead will never be the same because it's not there anymore.
Finally, Tulane, we note that you are a bunch of pansies. You, once a member of the proud Southeastern Conference, left, scared of the competition. Vanderbilt scoffs at both your incompetence and your cowardice. Besides your lack of athletic success, though you live in the Gulf Coast hub of everyday partying (while we live in a remote outpost in the North Mississippi Hills) we annually outdo your book-learnin' asses in all things social and revelrous.
There's some coals. Stoke the flames. Hate on, haters.
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Fuck you Tulane
And my former sister in law.
(Actually, she was pretty cool. Mostly because she was my step-sister in law).
Tulane sucks so bad......HOW BAD DO THEY SUCK???-that they're most successfull modern day alumnus is...
Shaun King….the same Shaun King that just 2 years ago stated Sylvester Croom was the greatest coach in Mississippi’s College Football history…..fuck that guy and fuck Tulane
Not only did Katrina wash away your homes, but it also washed away your academic credibility...
As someone that was accepted to Tulane Law, I immediately rejected such acceptance for its overpriced offerings…..besides, who can concentrate on the law when a toothless Stripper is dancing on your lap begging for pennies
And what's up with their mascot?
Looks like Gumby with a white afro.*
*Okay, I know they have since changed to a pelican named “Riptide” (name him after an old NBC cop show? Huh?). Still can’t forget ol’ faux-Gumby.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 7, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions
Is it because...
it’s just too easy?
by eternal opti-miss on Sep 7, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
The green wave
green from a mixture of scurvey and mediocrity.
TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE, TEACH ME TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE
ALL MY BITCHES LOVE ME, ALL MY ALL MY BITCHES LOVE ME
LOLOLOLZ
by Blue Chip Prospect on Sep 7, 2010 2:35 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck'em
Cause it’s a brand new week and I refuse to let one loss in the opening week(no matter who it’s to) ruin the enjoyment of football being back full time.
"Go then, there are other worlds than these"-The Gunslinger
by ARebel21 on Sep 7, 2010 2:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
If you're not with us; you're with the terrorists.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Destroying your traditions since [YEAR REDACTED].
Dear Tulane fans,
As is my tradition whilst enjoying all* Bourbon Street has to offer, I might get drunk enough after the game to vomit on one of you. In keeping with the spirit of Hate Week, I will not apologize.
*Except the trannies and the strip clubs and the used condoms in the gutters. Ok, so maybe more like “a little” of what Bourbon Street has to offer.
Come on, allicolls,
you can be real on here. Don’t act like you’re not going to strip clubs. Just tell us which ones you’ll be in.
I was born in Mississippi, and I don't take any stuff from you, and if I hit you on your head, boy, it's got to make it black and blue.
If you want to throw up on Tulane fans, you'll need to go to the far side of Bourbon Street.
wheretherearehomosku
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Destroying your traditions since [YEAR REDACTED].
Not an LSU or Tulane fan
But seriously? Katrina? Being a school that tried to poach players away from Tulane right after the storm, I think you would tread easy. I live in NO and I’m not gonna get all uptight about it, but jeez.
Tulane is a school with a lot of Jewish heritage too. Have at it.
I've had an extra bur in my saddle ever since some chick in Baton Rouge downplayed to me the seriousness of Katrina on Mississippi.
Some folks in New Orleans have tried to own Katrina. And the news media, by and large, forgets about the MS Gulf Coast because, despite the fact that the damage was worse in Mississippi, we got our shit together and New Orleans didn’t. I understand the gravity of the thing.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Destroying your traditions since [YEAR REDACTED].
Yeah that always pisses me off.
Ground zero for Katrina was in Mississippi. I spent lots of time cleaning up areas and building temporary facilities in areas where no trees and houses existed because they were outright flattened and destroyed. Plus Mississippi didn’t get near the support that New Orleans did after the disaster.
/end rant
+Eleventys cocktails to you, Ivory.
It’s fucking amazing that people forget the hurricane hit Mississippi dead on.
Ive learned not to argue with the ignorant
I’m not gonna tell you that your facts are wrong and give you a page full of numbers to tell you how wrong you are. If you have some evidence that mississippi suffered more, you’re more than welcome to give me some.
But thats not what this is about. This is about having a little bit of class that I’m sure most of the people on this blog have (even the ones I’m talking to right now). Just leave Katrina alone. I’m sure some of the people on this blog are from bay st. louis, gulf port, biloxi, waveland, etc. For those folks, talk all you want. Nobody here denies that you’ve suffered your fair share.
For the rest that live in Oxford, Jackson, Meridian, the delta, etc. Stay away from thinking that you get to make fun of Katrina just because the coast got hit hard. There’s plenty of things to make fun of Tulane for. Maybe you should just quietly leave that one alone.
by Mark Mandingo on Sep 9, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Anybody going to the game? Any plans once in Nola?
I’ll be making the short trek down from Baton Rudge Thursday to watch the Saints put Favre in a retirement home (I like Farve, went to the same high as Favre in south MS, but I can’t ignore the facts) then Seafood Fest in the French Quarter Friday and Saturday and Home Sweet Dome Saturday night! I would normally be equally excited about an Olemiss/Saints game in Nola…but hey, ready to put on my Shockey jersey! Who Dat. By the way, I’m not a bandwagon jumper, been a Saints fan since birth. However, a win from each will surely help me recover from last week’s disgrace.
by Geaux To Hell LSU on Sep 7, 2010 4:49 PM EDT reply actions
Flying down Thursday morning
Doing the Saints game, Ole Miss game and whatever good eats and debauchery I can fit in between.
By the way,
Commander’s Palace has a 25 cent martini lunch special. I challenge Cuppers to call in your reservations and help my group take the place over Friday around noonish.
by ssmund on Sep 7, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I won't be there,
but I encourage any and all of y’all to hit this up.
I’ll be flying in at Noon on Saturday, just in time to get my swerve on.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Sep 8, 2010 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't be a pussy.
You had better be swervin at 15,000 feet and 10am, beatch.
Done.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Sep 8, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions
im trying
to coordinate the trip down with Ivory. once that is sorted we can figure out where everyone will meet/drink. I am assuming someone will get something done on that front. Again I can drive and take 3 with me.
Repping Ole Miss in 34 countries since 1996
I plan to get trashed
Thanks Tulane for the reprieve from moderate alcoholism in the Grove to full blown, my liver writing its congressman, alcoholism like a depression-era stock broker turned street sweeper/rock salesman.
If I predict it, there's an 50 percent chance it happens.
do you work for the new orleans tourism commission?
seriously man, you are all over new orleans dick like that stupid show “treme”. let’s not forget that this is still lsu’s turf.
i also have a hard time with feeling too sorry for people on the coast, why would you live somewhere that has a storm of apocolypitic proportions every couple of years. it’s like feeling sorry for people who live on a volcano.
Every couple of years?
There hadn’t been a storm on that scale to hit that part of the gulf coast since ’69.
this guy lost a lot of money in them casinos on the coast me thinks
sour grapes?
by coastreb88 on Sep 8, 2010 10:09 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Hey douche, I’m an Olemiss alum that was born and raised in Metairie and lived on the MS coast before living in Oxford. The majority of families living on the MS Gulf Coast haven’t gotten significant water damage since Camille in the 60’s. Most homes on the coast were FLATTENED from Katrina, so cry me a river. It’s hard for me to feel sorry for those living in a soup bowl everybody knew would flood from a Cat 5. Getcha facts straight.
by Geaux To Hell LSU on Sep 7, 2010 7:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
All of their students
are from the North. So they think flat bills look cool n’ shit. And hair gel. And the Eagles, Jets, etc.
That has to count for something.
And their mascot looks like a turd.
Oh by God how I hate flat bills.
And hair gel. Course plenty of our own student body uses both. But that’s different!
There's a darkness on the edge of town.
Not in my day.
We knew how to dress. We knew not to put any bullshit in our hair. We never ruined school songs with stupid redneck chants. And, we knew how to treat a lady. Those were the days (late 90’s/early 00’s). Now, get off my lawn!
Actually I don't see that many around campus.
But one is enough.
There's a darkness on the edge of town.
Since I just now read the actual blog post
Very well done, Ivory. Beautiful transition with the Canes theme. Still wish you’d single space between sentences though. /apstyle’d
Green Wave was my high school mascot
And I fucking hated my high school. So fuck you Tulane.
by Greg H on Sep 8, 2010 2:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Wreck'd
First off, fuck Tulane just for being close to LSU. Then fuck them for being a bunch of northern kids but still claiming they’re a truly Southern school. And their sports: Its embarrassing that they even play in the same building as the Saints.
Katrina’s replied to Tulane’s recent post: wreck’d.
by Operation_Masoli_Freedom on Sep 8, 2010 3:21 PM EDT reply actions
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