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Aiiight ladies. Pull up those pantyhose, powder those noses and let's brain storm some shit.

HDN is in dire need of some motivational techniques here folks.  The master motivator is dragging the bottom of the barrel and it ain't pretty.  We need some suggestions for a speaker to visit the team (no re-hashes please), an old trick or two from the highschool coaches bag, an off campus excursion or just some good ol fashion chicanery and toomfoolery to get our boys lose, fast and full of steam. Cup execs are in charge of getting these into the hands of our fearless leader.

I'll start...

 

1) Bring in a snarky, smart ass comedian with some sporting background to get crunk with the boys pre-game on Friday.  I'm thinking Lewis Black, Jim Gaffigan, Martin Lawrence, Norm MacDonald, Ed O'Neill-ish.  We have to be able to afford them on a Boone-ish budget ya know.  Randy Quaid as Mullen would be fucking clutch.  I hear he needs rent money.

2) Build a pinata of this weeks opponent ( a manly, DIV I sized representation) and let the guys beat the hell out of it, homecoming car smash style.

3) Two words.  Paint fucking Ball.

 

I'm tapped out, go.

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