The Birmingham News is reporting that Mike Bianco wants the SEC Tournament to stay in Hoover. This better be malarkey, Mike, or that's just malarkey! We thought that this Second Round matchup would be a bit of a bloodbath, since Justin Reed is currently balling for the Bakersfield Jam of the NBDL. What with Mike being obtuse enough not to realize that he needs to be lobbying for this thing to move to Memphis of Jackson, we are authorizing you to exercise all that pent-up Bianco hate. Seriously, Mike, what the heck?