Weekend Plans - Ran Out of Ideas Edition
by Juco All-American on Aug 27, 2010 5:00 PM EDT
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PrintOnce again, it's summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff.
First the song...
Everybody's Workin' For the Weekend by Loverboy
Now on to the plans...
Terrell Brown - being huuuuuge!
HDN - textin his galfriend!
Jeremiah Masoli - stealin stuff thug thug
David Brandt - revealing his true allegiance to Mississippi State as he rides off to the associated press screaming, "GO TO HELL TSUN! WOO! 41-27! WOOOOOOOOO!"
Ghost of Jay Cutler - overcomplicating athletic arguments with graphs, tables, and charts
The One That Got Away - Who? (hahahahahahahahaha)
Dan Mullen - ringing bells at the cathedral at Notre Dame and chasing after gypsies.
SEC Game Officials - Making grossly incorrect judgments.
Jerrell Powe - Ordering everything on the menu; couldn't read to pick out anything particular.
Nick Saban - Being short; winning.
Urban Meyer - Being curt; winning.
Mark Richt - Being nice; winning ... except for when he's playing Meyer or Saban.
Vanderbilt's new coach (isn't caldwell his name?)- Inseminating turkeys [Editor's note: Yes Brian Walker's Elbow. It's Caldwell.]
Andy Kennedy - punching cab drivers
Pete Boone - penny-pinching; hating ole miss
Dan Jones - being a bad chancellor
Richie Contartesi - just finished deciphering a coded book Terrell Brown brought with him from Drew.... IT'S A COOKBOOK!
And lastly...
Houston Nutt - WOOO, HAHAHAHAHHA, Jacksonville State is up first. Love to play those Florida schools, great for recruiting. Take 'em one game at a time, strap it up and go fast, quick in a hurry, pedal to the metal, we got a long way to go and a short time to get there. Burt Reynolds Sally Field. Trans Ams. Glad to have the support of our AD Daniel Boone, he's a crack shot with a pistol and loves coon hunting. Oops, our media people told me I can't say coon anymore. HAHAHHAHAHA. Brandt, why don't you shave that goatee off and proudly show that double chin you got there son? Neckfurters. Moobs. Newks chicken salad. Three-headed QB. Threading the needle. Columbia fishing shirts. Toddy Hotty.
Your plans for the weekend?
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If you live in Jackson...
come out to Sneaky Beans in Fondren tonight around 8:
Dead Gaze, Young Buffalo and Colour Revolt playin. Should be a great show – come support local music.
I would be there
but I’m actually headed to your old stompin’ grounds this weekend.
by Juco All-American on Aug 27, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Sad I missed Colour Revolt
In Oxford. Their new album is pretty good.
by Knob Creek Reb on Aug 27, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Drove through fondren 2 days ago
Never knew how much of a young crowd that area had until my friend drove me through and gave me the grand tour. That whole belhaven area has much more than you really think about unless you have the inside scoop.
Repping Ole Miss in 34 countries since 1996
Huh.
So my sister’s not the only one who didn’t know the Jacksonville State we’re playing is from Alabama. Wonder if Ryan Perrilloux is still there…(Googles)…nope, went free agent.
On another note: mmm, Newk’s Chicken Salad… #drool
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Aug 27, 2010 5:17 PM EDT reply actions
Ah...
I didn’t even see that. You can blame One Man for that.
by Juco All-American on Aug 27, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I am thinking you both missed the joke.
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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Aug 27, 2010 6:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Contemplating how a job psych exam can be 570 questions long?
And that is just part of the interview process. I also get polygraphed on Monday! I guess this is what happens when you apply to a Fortune 500 company.
a fortune 500 company?
Jeez, I’d expect that if you were applying to the secret service or the CIA or something.
and a 570-question long psych exam? Seems that’d be more likely to drive applicants insane than to show that they’re sane.
And here's a lighthouse keeper being beheaded by a laser beam!
Yeah it is an international security company that prides itself at a 92% retention rate.
This makes them super selective in anyone they hire. But they pay extremely well and have a superb benefits package from what I have read, so I suppose it will be worth it once going through the selection process is over. That is provided I make it through everything and get the job. The psych exam definitely worries me.
ok, seriously
at what point did the label “canadian band” switch from being a gawdawful joke to badge of quality? i’m sure it happened but i seem to have missed it.
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tisk tisk
I think you missed my joke with the (isn’t his name caldwell?) thing. It’s a shot at being vandy’s coach. Geez
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by BrianWalker'sElbow on Aug 27, 2010 6:51 PM EDT reply actions
My plans.....
Getting my liver ready for the football season. Its a little out of shape but it will be ready for next weekend. I am willing to put in the work.
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