Weekend Plans - Ran Out of Ideas Edition

Once again, it's summertime.  Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time.  We're having fun, and we would like you to as well.  While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied.  As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff.

First the song...

Everybody's Workin' For the Weekend by Loverboy

Now on to the plans...

Terrell Brown - being huuuuuge!

HDN - textin his galfriend!

Jeremiah Masoli - stealin stuff thug thug

David Brandt - revealing his true allegiance to Mississippi State as he rides off to the associated press screaming, "GO TO HELL TSUN! WOO! 41-27! WOOOOOOOOO!"

Ghost of Jay Cutler - overcomplicating athletic arguments with graphs, tables, and charts

The One That Got Away - Who? (hahahahahahahahaha)

Dan Mullen - ringing bells at the cathedral at Notre Dame and chasing after gypsies.

SEC Game Officials - Making grossly incorrect judgments.

Jerrell Powe - Ordering everything on the menu; couldn't read to pick out anything particular.

Nick Saban - Being short; winning.

Urban Meyer - Being curt; winning.

Mark Richt - Being nice; winning ... except for when he's playing Meyer or Saban.

Vanderbilt's new coach (isn't caldwell his name?)- Inseminating turkeys [Editor's note: Yes Brian Walker's Elbow. It's Caldwell.]

Andy Kennedy - punching cab drivers
Pete Boone - penny-pinching; hating ole miss
Dan Jones - being a bad chancellor

Richie Contartesi - just finished deciphering a coded book Terrell Brown brought with him from Drew.... IT'S A COOKBOOK!

And lastly...

Houston Nutt - WOOO, HAHAHAHAHHA, Jacksonville State is up first. Love to play those Florida schools, great for recruiting. Take 'em one game at a time, strap it up and go fast, quick in a hurry, pedal to the metal, we got a long way to go and a short time to get there. Burt Reynolds Sally Field. Trans Ams. Glad to have the support of our AD Daniel Boone, he's a crack shot with a pistol and loves coon hunting. Oops, our media people told me I can't say coon anymore. HAHAHHAHAHA. Brandt, why don't you shave that goatee off and proudly show that double chin you got there son? Neckfurters. Moobs. Newks chicken salad. Three-headed QB. Threading the needle. Columbia fishing shirts. Toddy Hotty.

Your plans for the weekend?

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