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Stack Ups:  Quarterbacks

For the last two seasons, I have put together previews of the SEC West by position.  I have called them "Stack Ups" because, at least for me, this is mostly about trying to figure out where Ole Miss stacks up in comparison to its SEC West brethren.  I rank all the teams by position and regularly am berated for my placements.  This is the nature of lists; someone has to be last. 

I think that the best thing I can do before we begin this season's series is to reflect back on my predictions for last year; exactly how did my Stack Ups end up stacking against reality?  Well, I covered that back in December.  Some of the rankings proved incorrect based on truly surprising on the field results (Chris Todd is competent?).  Others were just wrong, like not giving Ryan Mallet credit for being quite good.

So, I'll start off easy - ranking the quarterbacks.

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#1 ARKANSAS

Ryan Mallet is a phenomenal football player.  In Manning fashion, he makes the players around him look better.  The standard media line is that Arkansas is a dark horse in the West because they have Mallet and a surrounding cast of dangerous skill players.  Truth is, I think that assessment sells short how important the Top Hawg is for this team.

#2 ALABAMA

This is an easy second choice, as well.  Though he suffered a rough patch that almost cost the Tide a game against Tennessee (it's a testament to pan-SEC Kiffin hatred that I cared about the outcome of that game), Greg McElroy, generally, demonstrated the quiet competence that has been a staple of 'Bama championship teams.  While he might not be the worst athlete lining up behind center in the SEC West, he is exactly what Alabama needs in that position.  They'd be crazy to trade him for any quarterback in the West, except for Mallet.

#3 AUBURN

After the Pig and Elephant show, there are a lot of Unknown Knowns and Known Unknowns.  However, the surest thing in the West is that Gus Malzahn knows what the hell he's doing.  I wouldn't bet a bottle of Green Label on Cam Newton alone, but the skills he, allegedly, possesses are more likely to be lethal in the hands of Malzahn than any other quarterback / coordinator tandem in the West.

#4 OLE MISS

What a difference a gay Samoan Jew criminal makes.  The question most people aren't asking is whether Masoli will start.  If he does, he has the potential to be one of the top quarterbacks in the league.  And Oregon fans have come to his defense around the internet pointing out that he came off the bench and learned Chip Kelly's playbook quickly to earn the starting job.  But Hootie Dale is crazy and sometimes makes QB choices that baffle the masses (There, I admitted it!  Take your moral victory, Hog fans, and hang it on the wall in your trailers).

#5 STATE

I have seen Chris Relf play in person once.  To hear it from State fans and media-types with a hard-on for Dan Mullen, you'd think the Egg Bowl was the only State game they've ever watched, too.  However, I have no doubt that the football gods will give him a miraculous season just to screw with my head.

#6 LSU

What gives me hope that Relf might not turn out to be very good is Jordan Jefferson.  Jefferson looked like a potential force for LSU in garbage time versus the Rebels in 2008 and, subsequently, against Arkansas.  But that never panned out for him in 2009.  Without Masoli, this is clearly the spot reserved for the Rebels, though.

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don’t hate ghost…we’ll have a whole week of hate before the arkansas game and a whole year of basking in the glory of three straight hog roasts afterward.

by the_drake on Aug 1, 2010 5:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes,

I realize this doesn’t classify me as the upstanding citizen in which your accustomed to while lounging in the comfort of a plantation -style crib, but yes, even in a state represented well by the likes of “Wally World” and Tyson chicken, we do live in houses.

On another note, check this shit out:

http://arkansas.scout/2/987403.html

On top of the racial prejudice culture Ole Miss seems to be trying frantically and endlessly to erase from the pages of history, now they add this to the resume.

Man, I don’t know about you fellas, but I’m bettin Pat Patterson has to be all giggity ’n shit over this one.

Christopher Martin Gonzalez

by GonzoHog on Jul 31, 2010 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

What the fuck does any of this have to do with Jeremiah Masoli or Pat Patterson?
On top of the racial prejudice culture Ole Miss seems to be trying frantically and endlessly to erase from the pages of history, now they add this to the resume.

And, do you think we really give a shit whether or not Harbach approves of Nutt bringing Masoli on board?

by ssmund on Aug 1, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are you serious?

Oh shit, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize this doesn’t make your entire university look like scumbag hypicrites. My bad.

It’s ok to embrace the criminal culture into your program with open arms, but stupid to continue waving the confederate flag out of fear it will damage your recruiting with black athletes. Gotcha buddy.

Christopher Martin Gonzalez

by GonzoHog on Aug 1, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think your forgetting ARKANSAS history of intolerance

like the shooting of your former basketball coaches horses…

by hotstove97 on Aug 1, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

How bout them hogs?

 

    
   
Arkansas Football Arrests: David Gordon, Zach Miller Arrested
 04/28/10

FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. — University of Arkansas officials say two football players were arrested on drug possession charges earlier this week.

Zack Higbee, a spokesman for the athletic department, confirmed Wednesday that the players are 19-year-old David Gordon and 20-year-old Hunter Miller. Both are listed as sophomore defensive backs.

FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. — Arkansas linebacker Freddie Fairchild was suspended from the team after he was charged on suspicion of beating a woman.

He was arrested Monday, and later released, on misdemeanor charges of suspicion of third-degree battery and false imprisonment. His arraignment is April 23.
Coach Bobby Petrino said Tuesday the 21-year-old player was suspended pending a review of whether he violated team rules
Officers observed Mallett "visibly swaying" when attempting to walk. Mallett, according to the arrest report, smelled of a "heavy odor of intoxicants" and his eyes appeared to be "watery and bloodshot."

The "faint odor of burnt marijuana coming from Mallett" was also detected by officers. When asked if he had been been smoking marijuana, Mallett denied he had, but later admitted to being around people who had. Yeah right.. ok

WOW I guess you got some QUALITY people at arkansas LOL… your a joke
GONZO

by hotstove97 on Aug 2, 2010 3:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

The only truth in this conversation is that you are a fucking moron.

Any coach in the SEC would have taken Masoli under the same circumstances. It’s not like the guy raped, stabbed or shot somebody.

Have you even read the SI article on Masoli? He has certainly made his share of mistakes but to say we are embracing “the criminal culture” into our program is over the top.

And to compare this with disassociating ourselves from some of the traditional Confederate imagery and symbols is ludicrous. The two are entirely unrelated.

We’re trying to win games just like every other school. Now, go fuck yourself.

by ssmund on Aug 2, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now now Ssmund

You should know by now that there is no point in reasoning with Gonzo, who has proven time and again that his obsession with Nutt clouds any and all reasoning ability.

by Jalakin on Aug 2, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry,

I must have been laughin hysterically ’n shit when I posted the link. Here it is:

http://arkansas.scout.com/2/987403.html

Christopher Martin Gonzalez

by GonzoHog on Jul 31, 2010 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Hot Toddy! Hot Toddy!

We’re not prejudice against anyone’s color here, and ooh-ooh, by the way, we love convicts too!

Christopher Martin Gonzalez

by GonzoHog on Jul 31, 2010 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

As much as I want to disagree about #6

I realistically don’t know how I could move him up, until I (hopefully) see a reason in the next few months. Since last year was really his “freshman” year, I am admittedly optimistic.

His off the field record is higher than #6, though.

by artiger on Jul 31, 2010 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

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