An UPDATE to the RCR SEC Coaching "Jerk" Power Rankings

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jul 16, 2010 2:30 PM EDT

Not much movement has been made on this, the RCR SEC Coaching Asshole Power Rankings, but one significant jump took place this week. Les Miles, the initial 8th biggest asshole, then 6th biggest, has now rocketed up to #4! How?

Chris Garrett, a quarterback out of Tupelo who committed to play at LSU two seasons ago, has done little to wiggle himself out of the bottom of the depth chart. As a result, Coach Miles and company decided to not renew his scholarship. This is not that big of a deal; it happens all of the time. What's unique about this and, dastardly asshole-ish is the stipulation upon which his scholarship was released.

Garrett was told he couldn’t transfer to any Southeastern Conference school except Mississippi State.

Forcing an SEC quarterback to live in Starkville if he wants to remain an SEC quarterback? Wow, what an asshole move.

Updated board after the jump.

RANK	ASSHOLE	DELTA
1	Urban Meyer - Florida C'mon, Urb, do something.	-

2	Bobby Petrino - Arkansas Holding strong until he does something which would warrant a move otherwise.	-

3	Nick Saban - Alabama I'm tempted to drop him a spot or two.	-

4	Les Miles - LSU Les has been on an admirable hate streek as of late, save for his visits to the Gulf Coast and Lousiana wetlands to assist with the oil spill cleanup efforts. We're behind you there, coach.	+2

5	Steve Spurrier - South Carolina Aside from wearing these shorts the other day (damn), Spurrier has done nothing outrageous or really even noticeable this offseason.	-1

6	Dan Mullen - Mississippi State If this were an annoying and peurile power rankings, he'd be #1.	-1

7	Houston Nutt - Ole Miss The "geographical things" comment was a lulz, only for it's awkwardness, and prompted by an interviewer. It doesn't count.	-

8	Gene Chizik - Auburn For Auburn, this is pretty low. Gene's game has weakened. Step it up, sir.	-

9	Derek Dooley - Tennessee There's such great potential here. You've gotta be excited about the future of this member of these rankings considering it's a) Tennessee and b) the son of Vince Dooley.	-

10	Mark Richt - Georgia If only he were in the back seat of Damon Evans' car...	-

11	Joker Phillips - Kentucky Quit Jokering (ha lol) around and do something shitty already.	-

12	Interim McTemporary - Vanderbilt Clean slate here, Vanderbilt. Let's get out of the asshole cellar (that sounds horrible).	-

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Ugh, I've spent all week debunking this

"The only restriction Chris has is not being able to transfer anywhere else in the SEC," [SID Michael] Bonnette said.

http://www.2theadvocate.com/sports/lsu/98156824.html?showAll=y&c=y

More over

"Garrett would have remained on scholarship had he returned to LSU." – SID Michael Bonnette

http://www.nola.com/lsu/index.ssf/2010/07/lsu_didnt_renew_backup_qb_chri.html

although this has been disputed.

The point is, No man is cruel enough to force someone to live in Starkvegas.

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by PodKATT on Jul 16, 2010 2:38 PM EDT reply actions

Hmmm.

Well then. I’m too lazy to change the rankings, nor do I actually think Les is the 4th biggest asshole in the conference. I was really doing this more as a subtle jab to State.

But points noted and taken.

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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jul 16, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions