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[ED: Rhodestar, you 'humper, how you make me laugh. Congrats on surviving Starkville for a year.]

So I took some classes in Starkville this past semester and learned a lot about myself and, in retrospect, my time at Ole Miss.  Mostly, that you guys are way too hung up on "tradition", and think you own it.  But if there's one thing that my time at Mississippi State University has taught me, it's that tradition belongs to all The People, not just a bunch of elitist pricks from cotton money. 

I now know that Mississippi State University has more going on that most of you would think in the way of tradition.  The Junction, for example, is something all of The People of Mississippi State University will always tell you they take pride in and associate with their fondest memories of their time on campus, and of great tailgating.

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Sure, I mean, it was sad to see the train go out of operation, and I certainly bet you that if Kevin Fant could've just hopped a train to Moss Point he wouldn't have ended up needing new tires for his SUV, but The People can take just as much pride in the new things that are going on an Mississippi State University, which are so much better than the old things going on elsewhere that are outdated and antiquated and that no one cares about anymore.

Mississippi State University is leading the way in a lot of ways...

Star-divide

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Pictured above, and first announced in August of 2009, construction is now underway on the $12 million dollar, 57,000+ square foot Basketball Practice Facility, which will be the NEWEST in Mississippi upon it's completion. 

And just down the street from that, another recent facilities expansion includes the massive indoor football practice field, called "The Rafael Palmeiro Center for Perfromance Enhancement".  It is pictured below:

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Now don't let an empty parking lot fool you, it's only the offseason.  Our players and coaches will back and hard at work starting November 21st, 2010, preparing for yet another exciting season of football--Mississippi State style!  And of course, many of you are already familiar with and jealous of yet another football-related upgrade here in Starkville:

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The HD Jumbotron overshadowing Scott Field was completed midway through the 2008 football season and is the LARGEST video board out of all the other schools in Mississippi, and the second largest in the nation.  Even with the unexpected departure of AD Byrne, The People are still excitedly talking about eventually one day completing construction on Davis-Wade stadium itself, as well.

While Jevan Snead didn't see Corey Broomfield coming from a mile away, everyone else in Oktibbeha County certainly did (BOOM!).  The HD board is visible from all the way over there at the Adaton First Baptist Church back up to The Pony on 45. 

In fact, during recent severe weather warnings, Mississippi State University officials used the HD board to show real-time doplar radar to The People north of Bell School House.   And, showing that they have the true interests of The People at heart, negotiations are currently underway for the rights to broadcast LIVE coverage of Talladega on the HD screen.  School representatives have argued this would benefit RVs forced by racetrack officials to park along Highway 82 on raceday.

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Of course, our school pride and spirit necessarily extend beyond just the tangible aspects of our campus and our facilities.  Come to a football or basketball game and listen to the "Whooos!" of pride The People giddily scream when the band plays our fight song which encourages us to "Hail dear ol' State" and to "cross that goal before we fall!"  Our band members down here know certainly know what real pride is:

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Now, much has been said thus far about athletics, I know, and while I'm sure you're thinking: "Hey!  I only only mostly know Mississippi State University for it's rich sports history and tradition!", I would like to point out that we The People here at Mississippi State University take our academics very seriously, too.  That's why Judy and Bobby Shackouls donated $10 million in April of 2006 to Mississippi State University for the expansion of the undergraduate honors program--the LARGEST honors program of any of Mississippi's universities, and also the OLDEST in Mississippi as well!  The University is now able to reserve some classrooms and some office space for the Shackouls Honors College inside the Griffis Residence Hall.  We have to take at least an honors class before we graduate, and professors really step it up in difficulty when we do.  Why, here's a final I took in chemistry just last week:

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Then finally, when the rigors of the day are over, we really know how to party at Mississippi State University.  I mean, we really know how to throw down.  Our fraternities and sororities are really popular and try to have swaps and stuff to go to where you can drink and dance and meet girls.  I went to one just last week that was really a lot of fun, and even got this cool t-shirt as a souvenir from it:

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Seriously, this party was like the most fun I've ever had.

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Outstanding!

I never knew “you” guys had so much…well…stuff… going on down there. Almost as funny as “This Week in MSU Baseball.” Not quite, but close.

Eschew obfuscation.

by sutpens100 on May 6, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Ole Miss Band obsession too?

I wouldn’t believe it if I didn’t see it.

by FireBoone on May 7, 2010 11:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Such...

….sad, petty little people.

Well done! I’m giggling.

"Happiness is riches, complaint is poverty, and the worst I ever had was wonderful." Brother Dave Gardner

by tlcreb17 on May 7, 2010 11:56 AM EDT reply actions  

That is truly pathetic.

Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.

by JimHalpert on May 7, 2010 12:18 PM EDT reply actions  

it's supposed to be TSFWCDAO. I was hoping no one would notice that typo.

And it’s The School From Which Cardinal Directions Apparently Originate.

There's a darkness on the edge of town.

by Evil Betty on May 7, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know you probably get this, but just to be clear

we’re making fun of Mullens and his TSUN obsession when we say it.

by the_drake on May 7, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I got the whole TSUN mocking business

Just couldn’t figure out the TSFWCDAO. I’m a little disappointed the C doesn’t stand for Cow though.

by rebelguest on May 7, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well it could be changed to: TSFWCFAO…. The School From Which Cow Fucking Apparently Originates.

by hottytoddy07 on May 8, 2010 1:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

i think auburn holds the copyright on that one.

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by kleph on May 14, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

So original.

I guess SPUAT (scandal-plagued university of alabama-tuscaloosa) could also be called TSFWFOOSAO (that school from which fucking one’s own sister apparently originates). See, it can work both ways. We all know which school has the most redneck sidewalk alumni, and it’s not in the eastern half of the state.

"We're at AUBURN. I think that says it all. We're going after the best in the country -- no matter when, what, where, how. That's how we're going to do it. We're going to work really hard to try to get that done every year -- including this one." -- Auburn University Head Football Coach Gene Chizik

by AUshorecm on May 20, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

The band thing is really weird.

I know UT has The Pride of the Southland, I think. Or maybe that’s Alabama, but it’s unrelated.

For the MSU band to have Little Brother Syndrome, it just goes to show how deep it runs in that fanbase.

by RebelBruiser on May 7, 2010 12:45 PM EDT reply actions  

LSU has the Golden Band from Tigerland,

Florida has the Pride of the Sunshine, and that’s all I can recall.

I was trying to think up the name of South Carolina’s but all I could muster was the “Blowin’ and Beatin’ Cocks.” I made myself laugh.

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on May 7, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew a guy who was in the MSU band...

and no matter how bad the football team sucked, all I heard was how the MSU band ROCKED the crap out of the opponent’s band…

And deep down… as a southerner… I can’t help but feel a lot of pride when thinking about the band of TSFWCDAO.

by Nerd the Rebel on May 7, 2010 12:59 PM EDT reply actions  

No comment.

(biting down on tongue til it bleeds…I want tenure, you know)

Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?

by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on May 7, 2010 1:52 PM EDT reply actions  

So

TSFWCDAO = pure win when compared to TSUN.
No contest. The origional yelling of colors, the clever use of “one uppings,” the list goes on and on

Way down South in Mississippi... the Rebs kick your ass.

by Blue Chip Prospect on May 7, 2010 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I hit

the Rec button on this. Thanks for it!

Never forget: Chucky Mullins - Tony Fein - Bennie Abram.
Once a Rebel, Always a Rebel.

"Mississippi is like my mother. I am allowed to complain about her all I want, but God help the person who raises an ill word about her around me, unless she is their mother too." - Kathryn Stockett

by BimBamOleMissByDamn on May 8, 2010 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Genius.

Pure genius. For the record though (in order to be fair and balanced of course), I seem to remember a test I had in a junior or senior level chemical engineering course that had an it’s-obvious-don’t-pick-this-one-dumb-ass answer choice that was derogatory towards Mississippi State. I also think there was a question one time that had a similar answer choice that was derogatory towards Ohio State (I think). I believe my professor was a Michigan graduate.

by ElectricDreamMachine on May 11, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

The McPhee-tron

Yall are so proud of that jumbotron – and not because it is the second biggest in the nation. You actually have to say its the biggest one in Mississippi BEFORE you say its the second biggest in the nation.

Plus, State waited to install theirs until after we finished ours so they could “one up us.” Who gives a damn if your screen is 1 foot bigger than ours??? I tell you who – no one at Ole Miss.

by E.H. Patterson 4 Life on May 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Since not all of us know the people who post on here – how could I have known it was satire?

Situation 1: Ole Miss fan writes about how great Oxford is. Not satire.

Situation 2: State fan writes about how great Oxford is. Satire.

If you don’t know their identity and can’t get help from tone of voice, emphasis on certain words, ect. – you would not know.

I love how this blog has basically become a place where the “insiders” make fun of the rest of us for not getting your dumbass jokes (this is a sarcastic statement, by the way – I don’t actually love it).

I know you will say: “It’s our blog, leave if you don’t like it.” I agree with that. It’s yours not mine.

by E.H. Patterson 4 Life on May 12, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't necessarily have to agree that you need to know a person

to know it’s satire. There are subtle clues all throughout the text. Furthermore, look at the reflection in the glass on the car (bumper sticker pic). The photographer is plainly wearing an Ole Miss shirt.

I will say though, I cannot be 100% sure because I do know Rhodestar and, yes, I regret this fact.

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on May 12, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's just sooooo obvious

that this was not written by a state fan. I would try to enumerate all the clues throughout the writing, but “duker” does a good job below this.

by Juco All-American on May 13, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

we don’t make fun of outsiders. We love outsiders here. We do, however, give people a hard time for missing the point, grammar blunders, and general ass-hattery—that goes for folks we know and don’t know. It’s just part of the shtick and part of being in the family…the alcoholic and slightly abusive family. But we really do love everyone…except you gonzo

by the_drake on May 14, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

well in my case...

it’s an outsider making fun of the rest of you for not getting the dumbass jokes.

Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.

by kleph on May 14, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know these guys, but here are a few clues that are universal

“which will be the NEWEST in Mississippi upon completion”

“The Rafael Palmeiro Center for Performance Enhancement”

“Our players and coaches will back and hard at work starting November 21st, 2010”

“School representatives have argued this would benefit RVs forced by racetrack officials to park along Highway 82 on raceday.”

“-the LARGEST honors program of any of Mississippi’s universities, and also the OLDEST in Mississippi as well!”

Hate to call you out, but your post was pretty off-base, at least in this case.

by duker on May 12, 2010 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

"The Rafael Palmeiro Center for Performance Enhancement"

was pure 100% unadulterated gold-plated win.

Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.

by kleph on May 14, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

The Real Pride of the South.

Don't try and lay no boogie woogie on the king of rock 'n roll.

by RobRob9 on May 16, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

16 Recs

is definitely an RCR record. Congratulations, Rhodestar.

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on May 17, 2010 7:15 AM EDT reply actions  

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